Are there any pornographic games on modern systems

[Atarian7]

There are for the atari 2600 so i'm just wondering if there are any with the superior graphics of modern systems.

[Tempest]

There were a bunch on the Saturn and some on the PS2. Most of these only get released in Japan however.

 

Tempest

[+Psionic]

BMX XXX and The Guy Game come to mind.

[Gregory DG]

I know there's a bunch of Qix-like arcade games that use nude pictures. Dunno about any console games though...

[A Sprite]

Sure! With just a gameshark and patience, low polycount high shame comedy porn can be yours.

 

Start with BMXXX for the Gamecube - not only is the game a close simulation of a playable game, but you can earn nipples for the create a character through your own hard work and sweat, gaining gold medals in unlockable trick competitions over the course of long months, until the broken game finally surrenders the sexual content you desire, in a lifeless puppet you control, while the game engine cries into it's pillow.

 

You scum.

 

If that isn't soul draining enough for you, try a wrestling game.

 

 

As you can see here, in the legendary porn game 'No Mercy', a giant Stephanie McMahon Helmsley , her floating disembodied limbs controlled by her Satanic powers, is about to use a much smaller male to sate her unspeakable desires. He has no choice but to submit - this picture is taken from the replay.

 

And this is only the beginning - more to follow...

Edited November 6, 2007 by A Sprite

[A Sprite]

Continuing the theme of "male programmers find women terrifying" -

 

Rockstar Games, the badboys of bitmapping, who routinely murder hookers after sex with a blunt object, then shoot all the people in the ambulance when it comes, and run over her body again, naturally wanted to push the envelope -

 

And lick the stamp.

 

In Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, clever use of a gameshark reveals that sex can be had just by talking to some women, showing an interest in them as people instead of victims, and getting to know them over the course of time. No money needed! Score! Of course, this is unrealistic, but hey, it's all fantasy anyways. One has to applaud Rockstar for their courage in hiding this scene, and standing up to the ESRB ratings board by lying and pretending it was all fan created. Take that, THE MAN!

 

 

ESRB Head Patricia Vance, as seen in the shrine in Rockstar's basement.

Edited November 6, 2007 by A Sprite

[Uzumaki]

NES had some pron games as well, Bubble bath babes, Peek a boo Poker, and Hot Slot. Complete goes for a few hundred dollars though.

 

I also have strip poker for C64 but a 5 year old can draw better pron with a box of crayons.

[Brian R.]

There were a bunch on the Saturn and some on the PS2. Most of these only get released in Japan however.

 

Tempest

 

And probably involve school girls in uniforms.

 

The Japanese are beyond weird on this infatuation.

[mos6507]

Most "sex" in modern gaming is in the jiggle variety (like Dead or Alive Volleyball).

[A Sprite]

Hey, but why should guys get all the fun? Some of the best porn in videogaming comes to us from women, who as a whole, seem way more mature about the subject.

 

Exhibit A: The sex mini-game in God of War was designed by a woman. You didn't know? The swoops and swirls of fluid analog control should have been a dead give away. The original design called for players to mash the buttons as fast as possible.

 

Exhibit B: Female game designers have held conferences on interactive sexual experiences. Rockstar wanted to go, but called in sick at the last moment. Then spent the rest of the day creating a Patricia Vance mod for "Vice City." Talk in these conferences is every bit as detailed as you'd imagine it would be - but minus the sweaty palms, bad lighting, and nervous stares at anything except the eyes of the speaker. Their goals are noble, but can they succeed in a world where the idea of sex in videogames has all fallen into one of three forms?

 

Form #1 - "SEX IS COOL!" See any videogame where the main heroine dresses like a dominatrix 24/7 in order to prove that no real life dominatrixes were consulted for the project, and then dry humps Nazis in order to steal their life giving juices. Also, most fighting games.

 

Form #2 - "SEX IS SCARY!" Lest you think I'm only picking on men, I point you to Roberta William's Phantasmagoria, which includes a rape scene so dehumanizing and cruel, that it was mistakenly protested by women who cited it as proof men didn't know to write female characters.

 

Form #3 - "SEX IS FUNNY!" The entire Lesiure Suit Larry series exists based on this idea. Plus, in a bold "Fuck you" to Rockstar, who mistook it for an invitation at first, their PS2 game can be hacked with a gameshark to remove most of the censorship, a crime for which they haven't apologized.

 

No game exists which has combined the three.

Edited November 6, 2007 by A Sprite

[A Sprite]

But I've forgotten the dirtiest game of them all.

 

Yes, dirtier than even Beat 'em and Eat 'em.

 

One so obscene, that it actually allows a player to reach sexual climax through the gameplay itself.

 

Rez.

 

An arthouse favorite in Walmart's bargain bins, when not sold for solid gold bricks on E-bay, the sexual aspects of the Japanese release of this on rails rhythmic shooter were recently discovered on this side of the ocean, thanks to the truly courageous investigative bloggers at http://www.gamegirladvance.com, without whom, the world would still think murdering hookers ever meant something.

 

 

"Oh my GOD!"

 

The best part: It can be a two player game, for couples to share. Because nothing a console can do, can match the games you can find in a relationship with someone who likes to play games too.

Edited November 6, 2007 by A Sprite

[PressureCooker2600]

And probably involve school girls in uniforms.

 

The Japanese are beyond weird on this infatuation.

 

You got that right. Just watch some of their hentai shit. I used to watch some of that stuff as a teen and I used to think 'Those Japs are crazy!'

 

Legend of the Overfiend comes to mind.

 

Off-topic....

I always liked the Lesuire Suit Larry games. They were hilarious. I've never played the new console one, though.

[Gregory DG]

Form #1 - "SEX IS COOL!" See any videogame where the main heroine dresses like a dominatrix 24/7 in order to prove that no real life dominatrixes were consulted for the project, and then dry humps Nazis in order to steal their life giving juices. Also, most fighting games.

 

Form #2 - "SEX IS SCARY!" Lest you think I'm only picking on men, I point you to Roberta William's Phantasmagoria, which includes a rape scene so dehumanizing and cruel, that it was mistakenly protested by women who cited it as proof men didn't know to write female characters.

 

Form #3 - "SEX IS FUNNY!" The entire Lesiure Suit Larry series exists based on this idea. Plus, in a bold "Fuck you" to Rockstar, who mistook it for an invitation at first, their PS2 game can be hacked with a gameshark to remove most of the censorship, a crime for which they haven't apologized.

 

No game exists which has combined the three.

I dunno... Dungeon Keeper kinda combines those with the Dominatrix character they have...

[jboypacman]

I see you mention WWF "No Mercy" but what about Rumble Roses wrestling?

[thomasholzer]

anyone ever played Asstroids on PC? Feat Asia Carrera

[Brian R.]

I see you mention WWF "No Mercy" but what about Rumble Roses wrestling?

 

If the recently deceased Fabulous Moolah or Mae Young are involved, I'll need one of those airline barf bags.

Edited November 7, 2007 by Brian R.

[A Sprite]

I see you mention WWF "No Mercy" but what about Rumble Roses wrestling?

 

No nudity. No sex.

 

It gives off that "neighbor's stained playboy spread" vibe, but it's not even softcore. I could have sworn I saw an interview where the creator said this was his revenge on women for teasing him as a child.

 

I'm not joking.

Edited November 7, 2007 by A Sprite

[Ze_ro]

And probably involve school girls in uniforms.

 

The Japanese are beyond weird on this infatuation.

Oh come on... the Japanese school-girl outfit is right up there with the french-maid, nurse, and cheerleader outfits! Am I right guys???

 

--Zero

[MegaManFan]

Well that Japanese school girl with the mace on a chain in Kill Bill was pretty hot, but you'd die for looking at her... body... the wrong way.

[RickHarrisMaine]

There were those Vivid Interactive 3DO games. I don't know how pornographic they were though....maybe like late night skinemax though?

[FibroFreak78]

There were those Vivid Interactive 3DO games. I don't know how pornographic they were though....maybe like late night skinemax though?

Still trying to get those games,huh?