Breakpack #26 Posted February 15, 2009 This might be AA's crudest thread ever that stayed on-topic It's a 'hard' thread to stay away from! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noelio #27 Posted February 15, 2009 (edited) "Atari Fleshback: Joydick edition. A new way to beat your high scores.®" Just imagine PLAYING DECATHLON like that! My god, I'd never finish the hurdles or the shot put! Well, maybe the shot put. I'd say the high score club would take on a new life. Edited February 15, 2009 by Noelio Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Random Terrain #28 Posted February 16, 2009 Have you ever tried to play games like Combat by yourself? Fumble around with both joysticks all you want; you're not going to have much fun. But now with a Joydick in the front and a Joystick Vibrator in the back, there will be no more fumbling and you'll never have to beg friends or family members to play those pesky 2-player only games with you ever again! Playing with yourself has never been easier! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noelio #29 Posted February 16, 2009 Make sure the dickiculty is on A all the time. Things are harder, faster that way. Fun for the whole family! That is, if you have no children! LOL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frogstar_robot #30 Posted February 17, 2009 I had a very disturbing thought in connection with this thing: Robotron. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noelio #31 Posted February 17, 2009 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess a 1 player game quickly becomes a cooperative game. Which could work if one of the players are a lefty. LOL This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+remowilliams #32 Posted February 17, 2009 I had a very disturbing thought in connection with this thing: Robotron. Robotron however, is out of the question. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keatah #33 Posted February 21, 2009 That's discriminatory against women! Nah, I'll just be holding the controller for her. Robotron however, is out of the question. Two men can play robotron together! BWWWAAAAHAAHHAHAAA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NixonTech2071 #34 Posted February 21, 2009 Wow, that is some fierce wood on that joystick! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shadow460 #35 Posted February 21, 2009 Gives me another reason to yell "SHOOT, SHOOT" at games like Megamania. Can that thing be played with large Asteroids? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian2 #36 Posted February 27, 2009 your not on too much medication your on too much crack Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian2 #37 Posted February 28, 2009 oh and wouldn't girls use this as a dildo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Random Terrain #38 Posted February 28, 2009 oh and wouldn't girls use this as a dildo? How could a strap that fits around the willy be used as a dildo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
myworldplz #40 Posted April 11, 2009 A whole new meaning for: Hardcore Gamers WTF? "owning the game" Screw this! Has anyone even considered the issues of the world, africa and the aids, the poor around the world, war in the east, those idiots who control their atari with their winkers? Perhaps we could all just ban these kinds of people from anything game related, I swear, one more kid hitting on a 39 year old chick on xbox live and I'll scream! :-o :-o :-o Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nathanallan #41 Posted April 11, 2009 I'm wondering when someone will come out with a bundled system Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moycon #42 Posted April 11, 2009 (edited) I missed this thread initially. TOO FUNNY!!! That video really sells it! Edited April 11, 2009 by moycon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
candle #43 Posted May 14, 2009 (edited) what about games like winter olimpics? self injury may occour, and by winning you may find yourself loosing wonder if they are considering making second version with auto-fire Edited May 14, 2009 by candle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Random Terrain #44 Posted May 14, 2009 What about games like winter Olympics? Self injury may occur, and by winning you may find yourself loosing. Yeah, losing would be bad enough, but loosing would be even worse. You don't want it flying across the room, sticking to the wall, and clumsily flopping down to the floor like a Wacky WallWalker crossed with a Slinky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Video #45 Posted May 15, 2009 This reminds me of back in the 80's when one of my friends said if they could move the joystick like they were wacking off, they could beat me at decathalon....so I made the jackoff joystick (nothing like that though) Boy, mine was a joke though (and didn't actually involve a certain body part, so technically, girls could use it too) Wonder if it's still laying around here somewhere? Not like it's useful or anything, but still. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corby #46 Posted May 15, 2009 you know what was really disturbing....When he started to give it a hand job( threw up after i just typed that!) Totally miss use of the most respected game system on earth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOTHCLAWZ #47 Posted May 15, 2009 Will this work on my vibrator? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
carmel_andrews #48 Posted September 25, 2009 damn...the linky doesn't work any more....that discrimination against classic gaming and retro computer fanboys/fan girls Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smatchmo #49 Posted September 28, 2009 I want one! Just for the laughs and to show it to my friends, right? Not so I can... y'know, snap the carrot, so to speak. Stop judging me, please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDW #50 Posted September 28, 2009 I want one! Just for the laughs and to show it to my friends, right? Not so I can... y'know, snap the carrot, so to speak. Stop judging me, please. We will never stop judging you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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