Do you find the Atari 2600 sexy?

[kyle]

Just asking.

Edited April 15, 2009 by kyle

[Impaler_26]

The Atari 2600 is better than sex!

[homerwannabee]

No, I never got wood over Atari 2600 wood.

[Chickybaby]

As you Atari setup says...

 

You say you're a big boy

But I can't agree

'Cause the love you said you had

Ain't been put on me

I wonder (wonder)

If I'm just too much for you

Wonder (wonder)

If my switches don't make you just

Wonder (wonder)

What I got next for you

What you want to do? (do)

 

Take a chance to recognize that this could be yours

I can see, just like most guys that your game don't please

Baby, can't you see? (see)

All the heat coming from Me (me)

I'm about to blow

I don't think you know

What I got next for you

What you want to do? (do)

 

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)

But you keep fronting (Uh)

Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)

But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

 

I can be such a sick sick person sometimes.

 

Anyway, I might find a guy who plays Atari sexy but not the system itself.

[iwan-iwanowitsch-goratschin]

Two words.............BIG SEXY!

 

I am horny now.............

[Chickybaby]

Ugh, go play with your rubber ducky in the bathtub, you weird krautenbum.

 

Two words.............BIG SEXY!

 

I am horny now.............

 

Re: http://www.atariage.com/forums/index.php?s...t&p=1707362

[HollowBeers]

"Heavy Sexer".

[iwan-iwanowitsch-goratschin]

Ugh, go play with your rubber ducky in the bathtub, you weird krautenbum.

 

Two words.............BIG SEXY!

 

I am horny now.............

 

Do you want to be my rubber ducky, chicky??

 

j/k

[kyle]

I love to play with my joystick. Tell me you didn't see that one cumming? I mean coming.

[Chickybaby]

No thank you. 'I rub my duckie' not 'I am a ducky'. Besides it's 'rub her' not 'rubber'.

But, at least I do have the pleasure of knowing that if she reads your comment, you'll be in big trouble and probably not the kind you would like either.

 

Ugh, go play with your rubber ducky in the bathtub, you weird krautenbum.

 

Two words.............BIG SEXY!

 

I am horny now.............

 

Do you want to be my rubber ducky, chicky??

 

j/k

[iwan-iwanowitsch-goratschin]

But, at least I do have the pleasure of knowing that if she reads your comment, you'll be in big trouble and probably not the kind you would like either.

 

Edited April 15, 2009 by iwan-iwanowitsch-goratschin

[+Random Terrain]

Many people find the Atari 2600 sexy and actually try to have sex with it:

 

http://www.atariage.com/forums/index.php?s...t&p=1683098

Have you ever tried to play games like Combat by yourself? Fumble around with both joysticks all you want; you're not going to have much fun. But now with a Joydick in the front and a Joystick Vibrator in the back, there will be no more fumbling and you'll never have to beg friends or family members to play those pesky 2-player only games with you ever again! Playing with yourself has never been easier!

 

I think read somewhere that one of the Atari 2600 wizards around here is also working on a vagina cartridge. Lifelike, easy to clean, easy to use. Just plug and play. You'll be able to love your Atari 2600 like never before.

[BassGuitari]

Two words.............BIG SEXY!

 

You like 'em thick, eh Iwan?

[iwan-iwanowitsch-goratschin]

Two words.............BIG SEXY!

 

You like 'em thick, eh Iwan?

 

Big but handy..........

[Zwackery]

Two words.............BIG SEXY!

 

You like 'em thick, eh Iwan?

 

Big but handy..........

 

Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I want 'em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Iwan's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

[iwan-iwanowitsch-goratschin]

Two words.............BIG SEXY!

 

You like 'em thick, eh Iwan?

 

Big but handy..........

 

Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I want 'em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Iwan's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

 

LOL!

[Atarimania75]

LMAO what a thread!!!!

[iwan-iwanowitsch-goratschin]

I like to stroke my BIG SEXY...........

[SRGilbert]

Ugh, go play with your rubber ducky in the bathtub, you weird krautenbum.

 

Two words.............BIG SEXY!

 

I am horny now.............

 

Do you want to be my rubber ducky, chicky??

 

j/k

[nonner242]

I like new stiff joysticks!

And tight joystick ports...

[Chickybaby]

[jahfish]

and i thought iwan is into BDSM and seals all his women ....

[iwan-iwanowitsch-goratschin]

and i thought iwan is into BDSM and seals all his women ....

 

Bondage but no SM!

[SRGilbert]

Just remember to protect your joystick....

 

 

 

HOWTO convert Atari joystick into a vibrator

[Byte Knight]

Just remember to protect your joystick....

 

 

 

HOWTO convert Atari joystick into a vibrator

 

Is that so she won't get a "breakout"?