Lord Thag #26 Posted April 16, 2009 This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute. Chicky, you better make sure that the Duck isn't Deadly, this thread being about the Atari and all. Besides, if you all are looking for a some Congo Bongo with your Sneak n' Peek, I'd stick with a little Boing! action to get the Big Sexy to her Threshold, and then just Thrust until it's time to play Beamrider. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iwan-iwanowitsch-goratschin #27 Posted April 16, 2009 (edited) This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute. Chicky, you better make sure that the Duck isn't Deadly, this thread being about the Atari and all. Besides, if you all are looking for a some Congo Bongo with your Sneak n' Peek, I'd stick with a little Boing! action to get the Big Sexy to her Threshold, and then just Thrust until it's time to play Beamrider. Do you like to play with ya Sssnake as well, Lord Thag?? Edited April 16, 2009 by iwan-iwanowitsch-goratschin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Thag #29 Posted April 16, 2009 Do you like to play with ya Sssnake as well, Lord Thag?? Nah, I play with my Frankenstein's Monster. Pole position Oh yes, yes. That's very important to consider when playing Beamrider and all those kinky California Games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iwan-iwanowitsch-goratschin #30 Posted April 16, 2009 Do you like to play with ya Sssnake as well, Lord Thag?? Nah, I play with my Frankenstein's Monster. Pole position Oh yes, yes. That's very important to consider when playing Beamrider and all those kinky California Games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iwan-iwanowitsch-goratschin #31 Posted April 16, 2009 I bet that Chicky likes Encounter at L-5!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kyle #32 Posted April 16, 2009 I don't know but I dout me or my Atari ever get any elevator action! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasty #33 Posted April 16, 2009 Just remember to protect your joystick.... HOWTO convert Atari joystick into a vibrator I don't think I'm going to touch another CX40 for a while now thanks to this picture... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nonner242 #34 Posted April 16, 2009 I thought Id have alittle Adventure with my Girlfriend tonight. Maybe Alittle Double Dunk of the CoCoNuts into the Dark Chambers. Or go Commado with an Up N Down Artillary Duel on on her Bermuda Triangle. She'll be thinkin Im a Stuntman as I Ram It from OFF The Wall with a Dare Diver Thrust from Mr Sir Lancelot. I can always get her in the shower with alittle Aquadventure..As I Assualt the Funky Fish with a quick Joust of the Atlantis Trident! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iwan-iwanowitsch-goratschin #35 Posted April 16, 2009 I thought Id have alittle Adventure with my Girlfriend tonight. Maybe Alittle Double Dunk of the CoCoNuts into the Dark Chambers.Or go Commado with an Up N Down Artillary Duel on on her Bermuda Triangle. She'll be thinkin Im a Stuntman as I Ram It from OFF The Wall with a Dare Diver Thrust from Mr Sir Lancelot. I can always get her in the shower with alittle Aquadventure..As I Assualt the Funky Fish with a quick Joust of the Atlantis Trident! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickybaby #36 Posted April 16, 2009 ROTFL Nonner I think You win! Since they say Women are already from Venus, I'll just content myself with the Conquest of Mars and hope that he doesn't Power Off and Fall Down. Lord Thag, I actually prefer some Thrust Plus as long as it doesn't Backfire or get Jammed and I definitely want all the Four Play I can get. I promise not to Squish Em. So, As you can tell, I definitely like some Elevator Action as long as it's not Elevators Amiss. I already have one Homebrew Prototype and I don't plan on adding more of those to the collection no matter how rare they might be. Okie Dokie Guys? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BassGuitari #37 Posted April 16, 2009 I'll never think of Beamrider the same way again. Thanks guys. Nice Atari VCS Mad-Libs, by the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hornpipe2 #39 Posted April 16, 2009 THIS THREAD MAKES ME WANT TO QUIT ATARIAGE FOREVER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickybaby #40 Posted April 16, 2009 I'm truly sorry and my best suggestion would be that you not read it again then. THIS THREAD MAKES ME WANT TO QUIT ATARIAGE FOREVER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jahfish #41 Posted April 16, 2009 people with no humor are welcome to say goodbye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zach #42 Posted April 16, 2009 ROTFL Nonner I think You win! Since they say Women are already from Venus, I'll just content myself with the Conquest of Mars and hope that he doesn't Power Off and Fall Down. Lord Thag, I actually prefer some Thrust Plus as long as it doesn't Backfire or get Jammed and I definitely want all the Four Play I can get. I promise not to Squish Em. So, As you can tell, I definitely like some Elevator Action as long as it's not Elevators Amiss. I already have one Homebrew Prototype and I don't plan on adding more of those to the collection no matter how rare they might be. Okie Dokie Guys? Wow! All homebrews, and one prototype. (I knew a Four-Play reference was going to appear in this thread.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Random Terrain #43 Posted April 16, 2009 THIS THREAD MAKES ME WANT TO QUIT ATARIAGE FOREVER I heard a conversation that a small group of people were having in the mall that I didn't like and it made me want to quit life forever. I mean, how can you go on when people say things you don't like once in a while? I took a knife into the mall the next day and ended my life in front of everyone. That will teach those bastards to say things I don't like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zwackery #44 Posted April 16, 2009 THIS THREAD MAKES ME WANT TO QUIT ATARIAGE FOREVER I heard a conversation that a small group of people were having in the mall that I didn't like and it made me want to quit life forever. I mean, how can you go on when people say things you don't like once in a while? I took a knife into the mall the next day and ended my life in front of everyone. That will teach those bastards to say things I don't like. Tootles! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nonner242 #45 Posted April 16, 2009 THIS THREAD MAKES ME WANT TO QUIT ATARIAGE FOREVER I heard a conversation that a small group of people were having in the mall that I didn't like and it made me want to quit life forever. I mean, how can you go on when people say things you don't like once in a while? I took a knife into the mall the next day and ended my life in front of everyone. That will teach those bastards to say things I don't like. Random, Thats soooo GOTH! Skinny Puppy Rules! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nonner242 #46 Posted April 16, 2009 I'm truly sorry and my best suggestion would be that you not read it again then. THIS THREAD MAKES ME WANT TO QUIT ATARIAGE FOREVER Im not sorry, If you dont like...STOP READING! IGNOR This PLEASE! Just like TV or a Internet Video....Im not going to watch something like 2 girls and a Cup, If it came on...Id switch the channel till it over. Im not throwing out my TV or PC because of it....PLEASE! Its Just Humor here. ppl having harmless fun. If it was something more graphic Id understand...but this is pretty tame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jahfish #47 Posted April 17, 2009 it's not sexist, and there is even girls involved in the thread... so please calm down ... i know, posting about coding is less amusing than this here, but there is no reason to spoil out fun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iwan-iwanowitsch-goratschin #48 Posted April 17, 2009 We are all angels! Only jah and nonner are the big exceptions! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickybaby #49 Posted April 17, 2009 Why does your halo look like tinfoil? We are all angels! Only jah and nonner are the big exceptions! ps - Mine aren't horns they're 'Halo Mounts'. Something has to hold that pesky halo up doesn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IceCold #50 Posted April 17, 2009 Greatest. Thread. Ever. Favorite post in thread = one from nonner. Great stuff, had me chuckling. Post #36 from Chickybaby is hilarious as well. Thank you, you guys really brightened my day :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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