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[FlightSuit]

[+thanatos]

I do hate it when the crazy go into action! heheh

[nathanallan]

Love that

[+Random Terrain]

I have muscle crispation!

[tisaperfectdayelise]

If a person can follow this, is that a warning sign for dyslexia?

[bust3dstr8]

Engrish.com has always been 100% win.

[godslabrat]

Wow, am I glad I read that in time!

[Vic George 2K3]

Junkology 101 material.

[FlightSuit]

I have submitted numerous photos to Engrish, but they have never used any of my submissions. Here is the funniest thing I have ever submitted to them:

"This product can only walk on glass and on the well smooth plane!"

 

"Ah, how miraculous he is!"

 

"When he meets obstacles, he will draw back his shaft to do backward..."

 

"On the contrary, when his back body meets obstacles, he will stretch out his shaft to go forward!"

 

"For trying your best to avoid to eat them by accident, do not let your kids play it!"

 

"As the parts are quite small pay attention not to eat them by accident, otherwise it will cause to asphyxiant."

 

"Remove the battery compartment cover (the crust of Adsorptive Sprite)"

[2600Lives]

Sweet, I thought I was the only one who stretched out my shaft to go forward.

[FlightSuit]

Mine can only go on the well smooth plane!

[+RevEng]

 

Ah! How miraculous he is!

 

I think I'll go find some obstacles for my back body. That sounds like fun!

[+Random Terrain]

Sweet, I thought I was the only one who stretched out my shaft to go forward.

But do you do that while putting the finger in the hole of moving part?

[FlightSuit]

Oh, yeah!

[Fort Apocalypse]

Atari FB2 Lunar Lander instructions translated using this translator::

Month LANDER® (1 players) Lander of month thrill and realistic " is offered; feel" Control spatial flight! The player revolution of technology of lunar surface landing which disturbs the pulling, momentum and the friction with the gravitation which is imitated is challenged in order to control in order to push out. This time the arcade 1979 for the first time, hits with home of experience ATARI! It can land safely? Lander of month it is the game of 1 players who imitate the fact that it lands the space ship which the person of month is arranged. Various video display phrases are consumed delegation, with respect to month high-level, score, time elapsed is shown between speed of the unit and side and length of the fuel. In order for the player to be able decide the method of landing technology, book-reading of the fuel consumption charge quantity and both speed is important. It accompanies sound of noise and collision of the realistic engine the play of the game. Your fuel, or you&Not using on the #039 it is careful; The collision of ll! The fuel supply which is almost decreased it warns high dialing tone. By the quality of landing or colliding, various messages are indicated in the screen. Control Respectively, left and right which of the boats push left and right which of the joysticks because it can tilt. Pushing first with the joystick ignites your engine. Your space ship or having the danger, collision from position, if desperately it is, you discontinue your landing it hits against the fire button with. 240,000 miles which, it helps and pass remember. Record As for collision 5 points and " is given; hard" Landing of 15. " good" As for landing unit and 50 points of fuel of 50 of times of game…It gives!

[FlightSuit]

I get it. Moon gets translated as "month" 'cause we use a lunar calendar. That's pretty funny. I plugged in the following phrase:

 

"Please watch my YouTube videos and consider subscribing to my channel!"

 

and got back:

 

"Look at my video of YouTube, consider the fact that you reserve subscribe my channel!"

[FlightSuit]

As long as I brought it up...

 

Flightsuit's YouTube

 

Flightsuit's stuff on a much better video site