Why Are You Even Reading This? - Pac Man vs The Hippo pt 9

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The audience sits chattering and anxious in a darkened auditorium.

 

And then...

 

Light.

 

The crowd erupts into wild cheer and applause.

 

The curtains open and we see Harry Potter, equipped with brand new mechanical legs, dressed in a starlight

white leotard and royal cape with flashing lights up his thighs.

 

Intoxicating techno beats blast from speakers as smoke fills the stage. Digitally altered female voices sing:

 

"I'm back! I'm back! I'm b-aaaaa--ck, baby back baby back!"

 

Harry waves his arms back and forth and lurches from one end of the stage to the next.

 

Slick Pete sits in the back row with his fedora on and racing stubs sticking out of the side.

 

"That kid's a star," he says in his best detective's voice.

 

The girls are screaming, the boys are fist pumping.

 

Wires lift Harry into the sky and he flies over all his adoring fans, blowing them kisses.

 

It was a dream come true. Harry Potter was back. He'd been away...

 

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