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LONG LIVE BIG SEXY! down with 'heavy sixer' ungh.

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sounds like a sunk submarine.

 

That is all. Go carress the curves of your big sexy!

 

Z

 

For the first time ever, +I+ am going to request a post be moved to off-topic. Not because I can prove it is, but because that's, umm.. DISTURBING to read. :P

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Zilla,

 

It will take way more than that to change the minds of all these Atari addicts in this domain. I stick by Heavy Sixer and will proudly state and tout it about as such. :P

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why, god, why? why hast though brought the sexyness of the beautiful curvy 2600 to such lows as this! It's just not right!

 

What's wrong with something being sexy, or big? and why does that disturb you, hmmm?

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Damn straight she has to! Overcoming negative stereotypes about big sexy curves is very important in american culture, and the Big Sexy 2600 is here to help!

 

Z

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I am eyeing a Big Sexy Sears Tele-games on eBay. So curvacious and tempting. That thick molding gently slopes around her base. Those switches just looking to be played with. Oh, this old Sears machine is a BIg Sexy !

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Why are you assuming it's a "she"?

 

Heavy sixer is appropriate if you think of it in MALE terms ;)

 

Well, she seems female. I mean you do stick the cartridge in. I do not want to be baned from this great forum, so I will not eleborate !

 

I Love Big Sexy :love:

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If the 'heavy sixer' is now the 'Big Sexy', is the Jr. the 'Sleek and Sassy'?

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HA! I just realised that you're talking about the same console! All this time I thought you were debating which version of the 2600 was better, not what to call the heavy sixer. From now on it will be Big Sexy for me!

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YES! Converts!! :-)

 

I have always been bothered by the offensive previous name, which I will no longer even glorify with a mention.

 

and OF COURSE the big sexy is a female! It's run by stella, you plug into it's slots, and you please it with your joysticks. I mean, c'mon! :-)

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I don't know, I always thought the 5200 was sexier looking then the VCS.

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