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This would have to be the funniest listing i have ever read...CLASSIC !!!

 

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Lapidary-Machine-DIAMOND-TRIM-SAW-6-ROBILT-/281480275194

 

Here is an example of his listing:

 

POSTAGE TRACKING NUMBERS

I DON’T USE THEM

DON’T ASK ME ABOUT THEM

UNLESS 2 WEEKS HAVE PASSED

AND THE ITEM HASN’T TURNED UP YET.

IM OLD, MY EYES ARE POOR

IVE GOT FAT FINGERS

NUMBERS ARE TOO CLOSE TOGETHER

I REFUSE TO TRY AND READ TYPE

THE BOTTOM LINE OFF AN EYE CHART

THIS IS WHAT A POSTAL TRACKING NUMBER LOOKS LIKE TO ME:

570123409876545r4h64s5g7

TRY TYPING 20 OF THOSE THINGS IN AFTER GOING TO THE POST OFFICE.

JUST WAIT FOR YOUR GOD DAMNED PARCEL

LIKE EVERY FLAMING HUMAN BEING HAS SINCE THE BEGINNING OF POST

I HATE THIS SPOILED ASS GENERATION OF

I-PAD E-BONE LATEST APP

CORKHEADS THAT NEED TO TRACK

MY CRAP WHILE SIPPING A LATTE.

JUST LIKE A PACK OF WHINING KIDS

ARE WE THERE YET?

ARE WE THERE YET?

ARE WE THERE YET?

ARE WE THERE YET?

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I like that description a lot, actually. Especially this part;

 

 

 

SOME 1%er OXYGEN THIEF SAID MY DESCRIPTION WAS TOO LONG. IT DIDN’T REALISE THAT ITS PEOPLE LIKE THEM THAT MAKE THIS DETAILED SPIEL OF CRAP NECESSARY. SO, JUST TO SHOW WHAT A CRANKY OLD MONGREL I AM AND TO PROTEST AGAINST THOSE WHO WANT TO TELL ME HOW TO ARRANGE MY BIRD BATH, GARDEN GNOMES AND CONCRETE ABORIGINES IN MY BACK YARD, I HAVE NOW INCLUDED IN THIS DESCRIPTION THE MAN FROM SNOWY RIVER By BANJO PATTERSON. Enjoy.
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I didn't think that this game was on the top 20+ rarity listing for the 2600 (though not my area of expertise). This seems incredibly high, another victim of VGA?

 

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Atari-2600-1983-Gravitar-Atari-Club-Exclusive-Sealed-VGA-85-/201207106389?pt=Video_Games_Games&hash=item2ed8e0cb55

 

Exactly. Seal it up with a fake grade and charge 10x what it's worth. See it all the time anymore.

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Not an auction listing, but this keeps getting reposted on craigslist over the last year or so...

 

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/vgm/4500765523.html

 

I hate it when people let things get that filthy and expect top dollar for it.

 

That original listing is down, but check out these boxes of commons in my area:

 

http://providence.craigslist.org/vgm/4723565830.html

 

I sent the guy an email telling him to check for rarity in case he had a gem in there. No response obviously.

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That original listing is down, but check out these boxes of commons in my area:

 

http://providence.craigslist.org/vgm/4723565830.html

 

I sent the guy an email telling him to check for rarity in case he had a gem in there. No response obviously.

If I see a lot with 3, 4, 5 of the same title, I have to assume that they are the leftovers from buying other lots for a rare or needed title, or from buying systems. So probably no gems because the seller knows what he's doing.
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Maybe if he had the game with the record it would sell.

 

I hate to break it to him, but it's not extremely rare. I have a copy myself and have passed by at least 3-4 copies in thrift bins over the years. I was excited when I found my first copy, but realized after a while this is not anything that most Atari folks would ever care anything about. Hope you didn't pay much for it, because you're going to be stuck with it.

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Item condition "very good"

"It will cost me close to $5 to ship this item, I am only charging $2.95"

 

It most certainly will not cost anywhere near $5 to ship the item, much less $2.95 if it's shipped a bubble envelope. I wish sellers didn't have to be dishonest and/or stretch the truth (that is, be dishonest) to try and peddle their items. Seller does have 100% feedback, though.

 

..Al

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This would have to be the funniest listing i have ever read...CLASSIC !!!

 

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Lapidary-Machine-DIAMOND-TRIM-SAW-6-ROBILT-/281480275194

 

 

JUST WAIT FOR YOUR GOD DAMNED PARCEL

Holy crap I was rolling when I got to that line. I just moved in with the girlfriend so I've been doing My Ebay perp walk to "downsize" since I have way too much shit.

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