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Why did you do this to Veigues, US? WHYYYYYYYYYYY!?

 

I can just see the CEO looking at the original cover and saying, "that is shit!" Then presenting their 6 year old son's scrawls to the art department with the instruction, "THIS will be the cover." Followed by the grunts in the art department rocking back and forth while crying.

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Another cover that always comes to mind is the cover for VPD.

It's not AWFULL really, but I just can't get over the eyes and the whatever that is background

 

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VPD's cover is not so much 'bad', just 'on a cheap budget'. I'm sure American Sammy didn't pay much (if anything) for that cover to be made.

 

The game itself Is quite good -- one of my 'hidden gems' for the NES.

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More Master System suckiness.. neither action nor fighting depicted in this picture. And WTF, do you need a magnifying glass to see the road?!

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A common misconception... not saying that Action Fighter has a GREAT box art, but that's NOT a magnifying glass... it's the rear view mirror of the Motorcycle!

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A common misconception... not saying that Action Fighter has a GREAT box art, but that's NOT a magnifying glass... it's the rear view mirror of the Motorcycle!

 

I think the very fact that the image needs someone clarifying that it's not a magnifying glass kind of cements it's place in the box art fail hall of shame.

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Pickaxe_Pete_Coverart.png

 

Pickaxe Pete for the Odyssey 2 - it was a good game, but what is up with this art? Is that supposed to be the title character? He looks more like an out-of-work private eye than a miner!

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Have you guys seen Altered Beast for the Master System? Good game but awful box art.

 

You mean this?

 

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I have to agree with you. The Genesis port (the pack-in for the Sega Genesis BTW before Sonic came along) had a better cover.

 

This looks like someone threw up on the cover!

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I dunno, that SMS Altered Beast cover is positively awesome compared to most of the other SMS covers.

 

 

I was going to say the same thing.

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A common misconception... not saying that Action Fighter has a GREAT box art, but that's NOT a magnifying glass... it's the rear view mirror of the Motorcycle!

In all honesty, I totally didn't see that! But it does look like a magnifying glass.. they really should have done a better job on the cover to clarify this.

Well, on to more Master System goodness!

CHOPLIFTER

Take that, barbed wire! P-chew! Rat-a-tat-tat!

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TRANSBOT

A Voltron/Transformer ripoff gestures behind him and to his left.. to, uhh, something I guess..

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TEDDY BOY

Um.. I got nothing.

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What did the Sega Master System boxes look like in Japan and Europe (and Brazil)? Were they the same? Were they equally awful?

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TransBot?

 

Did they lose out on both the Transformers and Go-Bots licenses?

It's a transsexual robot.

Actually it's also known as NUCLEAR CREATURE.

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The robot must be saying, "SAFE!!!!".

 

The SMS covers cannot POSSIBLY be worse in any other country.

 

Uh.. shouldn't the puck be flying TOWARD the goaltender?

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I had to dig this thread up because AVGN is doing a series on bad video game art this month (December 2015). He's done a video on Action Fighter's cover. He calls the thing in the lower left a magnifying glass. :)

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I had to dig this thread up because AVGN is doing a series on bad video game art this month (December 2015). He's done a video on Action Fighter's cover. He calls the thing in the lower left a magnifying glass. :)

 

Thanks for the tip. Maybe I'll start a thread to post the videos or just post them here instead.

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Pickaxe_Pete_Coverart.png

 

Pickaxe Pete for the Odyssey 2 - it was a good game, but what is up with this art? Is that supposed to be the title character? He looks more like an out-of-work private eye than a miner!

Funny. I find it to be very well done, and very representative of an old man digging for his life. but heh, tastes and colors.

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