+Stephen Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Sorry if I'm not allowed to ask this. What's this Jag thing? I heard it's not 64-bit but two 32-bit chips or something? It plays free games? How can I get Battlesphere working in an emulator (my friend wants to know)? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybird3rd Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Wrong. It's actually four 16-bit chips. And somebody told me the graphics aren't any better than the Sega Genesis because it uses the same processor. I don't know about emulators, but if you download the ROMs and burn them to a CD and then use Notepad to make a menu, you can play them from the CD drive if you want to, and you don't even have to pay for the cartridges! Works with homebrews, too! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cebus Capucinis Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 It's a strangely painted, very small toilet, if I recall properly. Works great in a hamster cage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jag_Slave Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Its a place that I feel like a king when in the real world Im a turd loser. Battlesphere can also run on a toaster if you think hard enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willard Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Its a place that I feel like a king when in the real world Im a turd loser. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kskunk Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 As long as you have the 64-bit edition of Windows, you should be able to run Battlesphere on your PC. But, you won't see a picture unless you have a video card that supports CRY mode. Those are getting hard to find. (I'm willing to part with one for a fair price. PM me if interested.) - KS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Stephen Moss Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Cor blimey, the 1st of April already. That seems to of come around quickly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh3-rg Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! The Jaguar is *NOT* something to joke about! THIS IS SERIOUS!!11 TER*****!!!!!111111einseins ps If you're losing turds, you could try a jar storage & retreival system. Most basements can be suitably adapted and future generations will benefit. pps God rocks ppps monkey man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kripto Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I thought the Jag had eight, 8-bit processors and could play Apple II games if you inserted the floppies into the "toilet bowl" just right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jag_Slave Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I heard thats not all you can insert... but you didnt hear that from me Hint. Try your penis. If thats not available, try your neighbors penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkoVitch Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 You're all wrong! it's 64 1bit processors, they work together in a 'hive-mind' kind of way.. so if you link a bunch of Jag's together they become more powerful as some of the mind power leaks between the units.. Skynet in Terminator movies was produced by linking together 64 jaguar consoles! FACT! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+CyranoJ Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 No, it's 10 6.4 bit processors, aligned in such a way as to sublimate the case plastic when they warm up to give off noxious fumes. It's the only thing that explains everything!!!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rush6432 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 (edited) i heard the blitter can make multiple copies of the gpu chip INSIDE the jaguar. Edited January 16, 2012 by rush6432 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh3-rg Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 As a great man once said..."WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!" FACT: There's just over one and a half 42-bit processors in the Jaguar. The Jaguar is indeed the answer to the question. I'm just a little worried what the question might be, because ongoing research is proving it is not "What is more important that eating, sleeping and meaningful relationships with other human beings?". Final analysis is yet to be completed, current opinion suggests all the time in the world being a likely requirement. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldfish Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 (edited) Edit: Nice troll. Edited January 16, 2012 by Goldfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+rdemming Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Skynet in Terminator movies was produced by linking together 64 jaguar consoles! FACT! O yeah? Why is the terminator running 6502 code and not TOM GPU code? If Skynet was implemented using Jaguar chips then it was so much more powerfull that we didn't have 3 sequels Robert 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+CyranoJ Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Here is what a Tom powered Terminator would be like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPZvYIBQJuA 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulBlazer Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 A Jag is what a baby XBox or Playstation starts as. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miker Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Edit: Nice troll. See-thru hand! Super Rare!!!!1111one Nice find! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+DarkLord Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Hint. Try your penis. If that's not available, try your neighbor's penis. I wouldn't touch that with somebody else's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walter_J64bit Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 LOL. I've got a XC12 tape drive installed to my Jag right now and I have a copy of BS (Britney Spears)? on tape. :-o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamus Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I've always thought that BS was what came out of the backside of a steer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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