Amstari Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 I don't think there would be all this hostility if Mortal Kombat had been released for the Jag. All the Jag users had built up aggression but never got a chance to do a few Fatalies to satisfy their blood lust. So it has just spilled over into the forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felyx Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Don't forget the famous dick fireball fatality from Kasumi ninja... Kasumi dick powaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.golden.ax Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Don't forget the famous dick fireball fatality from Kasumi ninja... Kasumi dick powaaaaa That isn't normal? I thought everyone did that. Maybe it's just us red beards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop2 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 "Kasumi Ninja is not for everybody. 64 bits of multimedia entertainment may be too much for you to handle. If you are pregnant, nursing, or attempting to get pregnant, consult an Atari Age moderator prior to use. Possible side effects include: Itchy palms, Rash, Feelings of depression or overbearing sensetivity to criticism. Fireballs emanating from your netherregions, Hair loss, A desire to pay vast sums of money for a game with manufactured rarity or start to feel or exhibt trollsh behavior discontinue use and consult a phsycian immediately" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 A desire to pay vast sums of money for a game with manufactured rarity It's not rare, surely? I'm not exactly a collector but I've managed to end up with two complete copies, both with the headbands. I don't think I paid more than a tenner for either of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop2 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 That wasn't a reference to Kasumi Ninja think conflict that happens to occur inside of a spherical locale. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 That wasn't a reference to Kasumi Ninja think conflict that happens to occur inside of a spherical locale. Ah, gotcha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impaler_26 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I don't think there would be all this hostility if Mortal Kombat had been released for the Jag. All the Jag users had built up aggression but never got a chance to do a few Fatalies to satisfy their blood lust. So it has just spilled over into the forums. What about Ultra Vortek and the already mentioned Kasumi Ninja?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+remowilliams Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 What about Ultra Vortek [...] Please for the love of god, let's not go there. http://bit.ly/RVGUtc 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+wood_jl Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I think the "Let me Google that for you" thing is a little too slow. Unfortunately, I just attempted to Google "let me google that for you too slow" and I didn't get shit. I think we'll get through it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtshark7 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Don't forget the famous dick fireball fatality from Kasumi ninja... Kasumi dick powaaaaa Sooo THAT'S what they mean by fire crotch? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunstar Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 (edited) Stephen was clearly making a funny Another reason why things kick off in forums of any sort - simple misunderstandings. Well obviously you are wrong about his post being "clearly making a funny," it wasn't clear at all to me. These "simple" misunderstandings can be avoided by letting people know FOR SURE if you are joking or serious when statements are made. Stephen did NOT use a LOL, he left a smiley face which reflects gladness/hapiness not joking, there are other smilies or ways like "j/k" to tell others you are joking. A perfect example of my point is the first post on this page, #126 where Zerosquare is perfectly serious and truthful and uses the exact same smiley at the end as Stephen used. Edited September 26, 2012 by Gunstar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Gemintronic Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Whoa. This is too meta for me! Are we having an attitude flare up in a topic about how we have attitude flare ups?!? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh3-rg Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Well obviously you are wrong about his post being "clearly making a funny," it wasn't clear at all to me. These "simple" misunderstandings can be avoided by letting people know FOR SURE if you are joking or serious when statements are made. Stephen did NOT use a LOL, he left a smiley face which reflects gladness/hapiness not joking, there are other smilies or ways like "j/k" to tell others you are joking. A perfect example of my point is the first post on this page, #126 where Zerosquare is perfectly serious and truthful and uses the exact same smiley at the end as Stephen used. Yep, it's not always easy on forums to tell if someone is joking, showing a lack of knowledge or just being a bit of a bellend. Put any comment in the context of who posted it and you can usually tell if it's a joke or not. Someone like Stephen isn't going to think 32+32 nonsense... then again, I saw one self-proclaimed Jaguar expert informing his less clued-in friends that "it's tricky bringing games to the Jaguar because you have to port the graphics to the GPU". Derp. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop2 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Repeated exposure to Tom and or Jerry for long periods of time can cause the sarcastameter to go out of sync? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.golden.ax Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 bellend. That's a word (while I know exactly what it means) no one in the USA uses. I think I'm going to start a "bellend movement" and start saying it to everyone in daily life. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomwaves Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Don't forget the famous dick fireball fatality from Kasumi ninja... Kasumi dick powaaaaa And you all thought a crotch rocket was a motorcycle... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+remowilliams Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 then again, I saw one self-proclaimed Jaguar expert informing his less clued-in friends that "it's tricky bringing games to the Jaguar because you have to port the graphics to the GPU". Derp. That sounds just like a completely clueless fucking knob renowned Atari retrogaming journalist extraordinaire! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmetal88 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 And you all thought a crotch rocket was a motorcycle... That is exactly what I used to call that move when I was playing the game with my friends. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Stephen Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Yep, it's not always easy on forums to tell if someone is joking, showing a lack of knowledge or just being a bit of a bellend. Put any comment in the context of who posted it and you can usually tell if it's a joke or not. Someone like Stephen isn't going to think 32+32 nonsense... then again, I saw one self-proclaimed Jaguar expert informing his less clued-in friends that "it's tricky bringing games to the Jaguar because you have to port the graphics to the GPU". Derp. Thanks. I was clearly joking - it's been the biggest argument starter for quite some time. I figured it was clear (and with the smiley) considering the thread that I was joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.golden.ax Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 bellend 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amstari Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Don't forget the famous dick fireball fatality from Kasumi ninja... Kasumi dick powaaaaa Also known as the Bellend Blast! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atari Smeghead Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 bellend Hmmm... okay then, to Dictionary.com... No results found for Bellend Okay then. Fine. I love a challenge. Urban dictionary... Oh my. Okay. Got it. Sure wouldn't want fire coming from there. BTW, whenever I come here, I always read the locked threads first. They're always so entertaining. Such anger over a beloved hobby is generally chuckle-worthy at least, and eye-rolly at most. Cheers, Smeg 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBO Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Such anger over a beloved hobby This is NOT a hobby. THIS is our life, our soul, without it, we are lost, in the dark room of our souls, awaiting for the devil to come by and pay us a beer. But last time I asked him, he could only afford a Valstar, so I threw him away and bought for myself a pint of Guinness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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