Idea - Glory Hole Galore

[Rabbit 2600]

Not enough dirty games on the Atari 2600 in my opinion. And I always found them very amusing, so I thought a gloryhole inspired game would be a lark. So here is my idea - Glory Hole Galore.

 

You are in the bathroom with holes on each side where dicks comes in, and you have too suck them to get score. If you wait too long they become flacid and you lose a life. But there's more. You'll have too please yourself between dicks too keep yourself excited, failing to do so results in losing a life.

 

[OldSchoolRetroGamer]

[Brian O]

^^^ What Jackie Chan said.

[raindog]

So here is my idea - Glory Hole Galore.

 

Come on, I love glory holes as much as the next guy, but now you're just trolling, aren't you?

 

No?

 

Okay.

 

Your graphic is impossible without a ton of flicker. I realize that's the AtariAge equivalent of being a grammar nazi, but it is. I wouldn't care to be known as the guy who brought the next Custer's Revenge to the world (as mild in comparison as this would be), so you might want to look into learning assembler or at least Batari Basic. Even NE146 knew his way around a 6507, back in our competitive Space Invaders hacking days, and his avatar is the dude from Beat'em and Eat'em.

 

Regarding gameplay, you know, a far bigger element of tension in those situations would be the manager asking you to drop more coin or leave. Or not knowing the local hand gestures. Or accidentally picking a movie whose subject matter doesn't correspond to your orientation. Or fending off the wasted guy trying to break into your booth because he thinks he's your soul mate. Or running into someone you already know from the waist up.

 

Not that I'd know anything about that.

[Rabbit 2600]

I'd might make it when I'm done with my first game. =)

[Emehr]

With this, I'd like to propose an invite-only Atari Age forum titled: "Atari Age: After Hours". Please note that this submission proposal does not indicate a request to join or otherwise be associated with said forum.

 

And if you speak the name of the forum out loud, it must be in a breathy voice with a lengthy pause between "Atari Age" and "After Hours".

 

That is all.

[+Gemintronic]

Why does Sausage Tasting Man look lke he has a full diaper?

 

Anyway, this could be game one of the new AtariAge Playgeddeon Triple Ender!

[Brian O]

With this, I'd like to propose an invite-only Atari Age forum titled: "Atari Age: After Hours". Please note that this submission proposal does not indicate a request to join or otherwise be associated with said forum.

 

And if you speak the name of the forum out loud, it must be in a breathy voice with a lengthy pause between "Atari Age" and "After Hours".

 

That is all.

 

So, basically like Fight Club with glory holes.

[raindog]

So, basically like Fight Club with glory holes.

 

I'm pretty sure that not talking about glory holes has been around for a lot longer than not talking about Fight Club.

[+Random Terrain]

Related links:

 

"Shower Scene" 2600 game

 

Flesh Gordon *Adults Only 2600 Game*

[+Gemintronic]

Perhaps you could fall back on your ROM hacking skills on this project. I'd suggest these possible hacks:

 

* Dig Dong

* Face Invaders

* Big Third Leg Catch

* Secretion Quest

* Berenstain Bares It All

* Hungman

* Math Gran Pricks

* Snoopy & the Red Bare One

* Humper Bash

* Brokeback Mountain King

* Smegma Race

* Wank City

* Pr0n: Deadly Dics

[+RevEng]

Hmm... the thread seems to have gone limp.

 

I agree with Jackie Chan, but I do see where the gameplay might be refined, Rabbit. I think your gameplay screenshot is confusing. Not just for the obvious reasons, but because you seem to be a bunch of characters at one time.

 

I think it's better to think about this game as a variation on Tapper. Your player can duck into booths and do joystick wiggling (quite literally) until customer satisfaction or until another customer is drooping. Then rinse and repeat (quite literally) until there are no customers left hanging.

 

Added gameplay features - pick up tips, avoid STDs. Gameplay tip - pick the low-hanging fruit first.

[+Gemintronic]

Come on, I love glory holes as much as the next guy, but now you're just trolling, aren't you?

 

No?

 

Okay.

 

Your graphic is impossible without a ton of flicker. I realize that's the AtariAge equivalent of being a grammar nazi, but it is. I wouldn't care to be known as the guy who brought the next Custer's Revenge to the world (as mild in comparison as this would be), so you might want to look into learning assembler or at least Batari Basic. Even NE146 knew his way around a 6507, back in our competitive Space Invaders hacking days, and his avatar is the dude from Beat'em and Eat'em.

 

Regarding gameplay, you know, a far bigger element of tension in those situations would be the manager asking you to drop more coin or leave. Or not knowing the local hand gestures. Or accidentally picking a movie whose subject matter doesn't correspond to your orientation. Or fending off the wasted guy trying to break into your booth because he thinks he's your soul mate. Or running into someone you already know from the waist up.

 

Not that I'd know anything about that.

 

The bathroom walls and shaft of the wiener could be made of variable sized and color playfield pixels.

The Sausage Tasting Man could be made of both multi-coloured sprites.

The wiener tip could be made of one of the missiles.

 

..and now I must wash my hands

[+Random Terrain]

"Weird Al" Yank-a-dick?

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsSjTyoLT4#t=8m23s

[Schizophretard]

[KevinMos3]

Wow, threads like this are going to get this site blocked on my network... seriously.

[+RevEng]

Especially if you start posting in them!

[Hatta]

Well that's taking Atari homebrew in a new direction. It takes a cocky guy to come up with an idea like that. Don't let others be too hard on you. You'll have to work long and hard at it if you don't want it to suck. But I'm sure this story will have a happy ending.

[almightytodd]

Sounds like a job for "HardWork"... ...just as soon as he finishes the Knight Rider project...

[+bennybingo]

This game should have a different title...

 

...how about:

 

WHAM! - the George Michael Story

 

 

 

And now for an actual joke...

 

Whenever I visit a public bathroom, I bring along a George Michael album, on the off-chance I may be able to get it signed!!!

[raindog]

Whenever I visit a public bathroom, I bring along a George Michael album, on the off-chance I may be able to get it signed!!!

 

How awesome that you've been saving that one for 14 years and finally got to use it!

[+bennybingo]

How awesome that you've been saving that one for 14 years and finally got to use it!

 

Don't hate the player...hate the game!