The main character from the last retro game you played is after you...

[Segataritensoftii]

...and wants you dead. What do you do to defend yourself?

 

It's not chronologically a Retro game, but Soulless is for the C64, a retro platform: http://www.psytronik.net/main/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=97:soulless&catid=34:commodore-64&Itemid=57

 

I'm not sure what I would do to defend myself. I guess the main character is mortal, so that's a plus for me. But he's really strong. He could take me out in one blow if he wanted to. I guess I could put furniture in front of my door, and then I could throw my bins at him. They're good and heavy.

[Cynicaster]

Zeke from Zoo Keeper lurks in the shadows for me. Honestly, I don't sweat him one bit. Bring it, Zeke.

[NE146]

Dang.. that crazy LOLO! He's gonna push me around

[+Gemintronic]

Well, if it's the guy from X-Man then I just wear my codpiece backwards..

[Taskmaster99]

Rygar has that disc thing that would put a hurtin on me up close. I would just have to pick him off at about 100 yards. My .223 is sighted in pretty damn good.

[xDragonWarrior]

But what if the last game i played was Cluster's revenge?,would a Gay general cluster come out to tie me to a pole and bang me?

[SoulBlazer]

Shit, that means I got a American Rambo-type guy with a spread gun after me who has allready defeated alien invasions twice. I guess that means a mere human like me stands no chance!

[goldenegg]

Professor Layton! Good think I just played though Miracle Mask, so my puzzle skills are well honed

[PsychedelicShaman]

Wow, Mecha Hitler. How to defend myself? Curl up in a fetal position and rock slowly.

[sandmountainslim]

Bobby Is Going Home was the last game I played..... I would just run the opposite direction.

[DesertJets]

Eastern Front (1941). I'm screwed, at least until winter.

[TwinChargers]

If I recently played Spot on the GameBoy, would defeating him in real life be just drinking a 7-Up?

[Rex Dart]

Pff, just don't crawl up the web. Stupid claw can't get you down in the web.

[Chuck D. Head]

I would defeat the blue marble from Marble Madness by luring him off a cliff. I got my little broom ready to sweep up the fragments.

[bomberpunk]

since the last retro game i played was Bomberman, so i'd get some Pontans (super-fast spinny coin guys that travel through soft blocks) after his ass.

[Segataritensoftii]

Me being stupid, disregard.

Edited February 20, 2013 by Segataritensoftii

[Atariman]

Ah, I don't think there will be anything I can do to prevent my demise - I can only imagine the news, though: "In an apparent wild animal attack, a man was sliced open by what appears to have been a hedgehog. A rabbit was found at the scene that was covered in human gore after apparently being trapped inside the man's chest cavity for an unknown amout of time. Officers are calling this the most bizarre case they have seen in decades."

[doomwaves]

Castlevania III Dracula's Curse

 

Trevor C Belmont, would probably chase me down & go all S&M with his whips & Scheiße. Dude can kill Dracula, I don't think I stand a chance..

Edited February 20, 2013 by doomwaves

[StanJr]

The prince from Prince of Persia is made of paper, he dies from a slight drop. Honestly, he'd probably kill himself just trying to get to me.

[sega_SHARK]

If I were wearing purple, I could just stomp on Q*BERT. If I were wearing green, then I'm screwed.

[Pixelboy]

The last retro game I played...? That would be Pitfall II Arcade (testing a cart sent back for repairs by a customer).

 

If Pitfall Harry was after me, I'd just set up a snake and a camp fire right next to each other, in front of me. Harry would land into the fire after jumping over the snake.

[Satoshi Matrix]

Doom Guy is after me! I guess I'm screwed.

[doomwaves]

Doom Guy is after me! I guess I'm screwed.

 

Completely.. Doom guy don't mess around.

[TheGameCollector]

Faxanadu's hero is most likely dangerous. Especially if he is fully equipped with the Dragon Slayer and the Tilt spell. The best way to keep him out would be to lock my door with Key R. A key not found in the world of Faxanadu. Problem solved.

[JamesD]

...and wants you dead. What do you do to defend yourself?

Throw out leftovers of whatever I ate the night before because it's giving me nightmares.