Atari 2600 embeds itself into your cranium

[Godzilla]

I think the Big Sexy 2600 would be an excellent tool for home defense, I bet it could really bust some heads, demonstrate great stopping power, etc. Especially if you twirled it around by the cord to get some good speed on it before hurling it at your assailants noggin'....

[Nukey Shay]

Nope...the Coleco Adam setup would do the most damage (if you have a spare catapult). And a C64 power supply would make a very swift sling.

[Godzilla]

oh, sure :-) that is true, but this is the 2600 forum. and I think the BIG SEXY wins as far as home defense goes....

[AtariLeaf]

Paddles would make great numb-chucks (how the hell you spell that)?

[Nukey Shay]

Nun chucks...though I remember most of them wielding yardsticks.

 

Not much hit value for paddles though...I'd still go with the more beefy C64 power supply.

[AtariLeaf]

Wouldn't the priests start getting upset if you started chucking their nuns around?

 

Oh boy, thats sad. . .

[Godzilla]

a joyboard would make a passable shield...

[Valentin Zukovsky]

You can use your extra combat carts as ninja stars.

[Kripto]

If you can drop a full ADAM system of the unsuspecting head of a home invader, you have a great chance of coming out on top (unless he blocks your attack with an Intellivision console and hits you in the throat with an Air Raid cartridge).

[Godzilla]

classic gaming and kung fu! what a great combination.