xDragonWarrior Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) You can post funny TV show quotes from any TV show.I'll start first.Fred:"You're so ugly, "I could push your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!" Fred:"There's enough Niggers in here to make a Tarzan Movie". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KunVw2WQE8 Aunt Esther Anderson: I wanna see 'em 'cause seeing is believing. Fred G. Sanford: No it ain't. I been seeing you for years and I still don't believe it. Cal Pettie: [Holding Fred's marriage license] I gotta tell you something, Fred. Fred G. Sanford: What? Cal Pettie: It's gonna cause you a lot of pain. It's gonna break your little heart. It's gonna tear your guts out... It seems that Elizabeth signed where the witness was supposed to, and Esther signed where the bride was supposed to. That means you are married to Esther. [Fred stunned, begins to stagger and suffer a heart attack] Edited February 12, 2014 by xDragonWarrior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xDragonWarrior Posted February 12, 2014 Author Share Posted February 12, 2014 Sorry to double post but can someone move this to the Off topic forum,I thought I posted it there.Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xDragonWarrior Posted February 12, 2014 Author Share Posted February 12, 2014 any mod care to move? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetset Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Sorry to double post but can someone move this to the Off topic forum,I thought I posted it there.Thanks! Or the intellivision forum. On topic... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Tq5_L9lBhY Soap! Was the best. Benson was the best! He never really had a catch phrase or quote, though whenever there was a knock at the front door or a phone call his interaction (usually with Jessica) was priceless Benson : "Want me to get that?" Jessica : "If you don't mind." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Dart Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 "Put your helmets on, we'll be reaching speeds of three!" MST3K had the best quotes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Iacovelli Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 honeymooners have had the best quotes Alice " you forgot I'm a women" Ralph " me forget you're a women? how could I your always yapping" " I'll toss a coin heads I win tails you loose" plant your feet firmly and adress the ball "hello ball" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xDragonWarrior Posted February 15, 2014 Author Share Posted February 15, 2014 honeymooners have had the best quotes Alice " you forgot I'm a women" Ralph " me forget you're a women? how could I your always yapping" " I'll toss a coin heads I win tails you loose" plant your feet firmly and adress the ball "hello ball" Yep Honeymooners did have some good quotes.Still waiting for this to move Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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