Yautja Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I wonder what he/they will use for the "dancing girls" feature...- Y - Update... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenixdownita Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 "...to peel the enamel off your teeth" Never heard that expression before, I take it's a synonym of "cringe-worthy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mclaneinc Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 (edited) @- Y - Ha ha...Spaceballs might be annoyed... Edited August 3, 2014 by Mclaneinc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashjazzcat Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 "...to peel the enamel off your teeth" Never heard that expression before, I take it's a synonym of "cringe-worthy". I confess I stole it from Dr Frasier Crane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+CyranoJ Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I thought it was someone falling over in a spring factory. That f***ing music at the start of every video is enough to peel the enamel off your teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+remowilliams Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I have to agree. The design itself is so limited that even an amazing-looking implementation of it still wouldn't be very enjoyable. It's kind of a rip-off of "Road Blasters", if you ask me, but without the fun of shooting other cars. You sir have deeply slandered Road Blasters, apologize or I will sue you and all your internets! Good Day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atari8warez Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 (edited) No atari 8 bit game ever featured a "de-rezonizer" (i take it, it is short for de-resonator-ionizer to blast bubbles away , or is it resolution eraser, like in erasing the evil bubbles from the face of the monitor!!!!), so this alone makes this game a revolutionary product that will blow your minds for years to come, now that's pushing the 8 bit limits!!..... Edited August 3, 2014 by atari8warez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenjennings Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I still don't get what I'm looking at in the game. Is it supposed to be a driving game in Pole Position perspective, or is it like Kaboom and the car is just moving side to side??? The balls and mines changing size from small to large seem like this is an attempt to simulate change of distance..... but it doesn't work as perspective, because the balls/mines are not in the same plane when moving toward the viewer. (See how some are "higher" than others when they're largest/closest to the viewer.) Is the spaceship supposed to be dropping the mines? Seems so. But that doesn't work either. because the mines are dropped in the distance... or so it seems, but the car explodes whenever it overlays the spaceship... which means the spaceship must be the same distance from the viewer as the car.... So, then, this must be like Kaboom. But if it is kaboom, why is 1/3 of the screen used and why do the balls/mines change size at all? I'm soooooooooooooooooooooo confused. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+CyranoJ Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Simple. Because its shit. I still don't get what I'm looking at in the game. Is it supposed to be a driving game in Pole Position perspective, or is it like Kaboom and the car is just moving side to side??? The balls and mines changing size from small to large seem like this is an attempt to simulate change of distance..... but it doesn't work as perspective, because the balls/mines are not in the same plane when moving toward the viewer. (See how some are "higher" than others when they're largest/closes.) Is the spaceship supposed to be dropping the mines? Seems so. But that doesn't work either. because the mines are dropped in the distance... or so it seems, but the car explodes whenever it overlays the spaceship... which means the spaceship must be the same distance from the viewer as the car.... So, then, this must be like Kaboom. But if it is kaboom, why is 1/3 of the screen used and why do the balls/mines change size at all? I'm soooooooooooooooooooooo confused. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixelmischief Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 You sir have deeply slandered Road Blasters, apologize or I will sue you and all your internets! Good Day! In response to your earlier demand for cease and desist, as well as your public announcement of intent to file suit, I hereby inform you that I believe your actions constitute defamation of my character. As a result I will be returning... Damnit! I wasn't able to keep a straight face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Stephen Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I smell RPC Knight Rider for the 2600 coming up next I sure hope Kinkos is up to the task of printing out all the manuals and box art! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravard Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 In response to your earlier demand for cease and desist, as well as your public announcement of intent to file suit, I hereby inform you that I believe your actions constitute defamation of my character. As a result I will be returning... Damnit! I wasn't able to keep a straight face. I think you mean deformation of your character, right? ravard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 ....never mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashjazzcat Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I say we sue him: Congratulations Jon, you’ve made it on to our new page. You should be so proud. html[/url][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rybags Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 What an egocentric twat. Putting up a list of people he expects an apology from. As far as I'm concerned, Pete, Steve, all of RPC - Go fuck yourself! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+CyranoJ Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Why am I not on that list? FFS, how much do you have to insult someone these days? Oi, quote this: Shitty Centron3D is shit. In fact, it's shittier than shit. It's an insult to shits everywhere because calling it shit makes other people's shit look like not shit. I say we sue him: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven/TQA Posted August 4, 2014 Author Share Posted August 4, 2014 (edited) I am on the list??????? Jesus... as he don't know my history I was joking about myself about my non-released games or WIPs... but maybe he had searched AA forums to at least grab the existing A8 files... Just in case RPC wants to add this (of course he/they will not): http://a8.fandal.cz/search.php?search=4pac&butt_details_x= http://atariage.com/forums/topic/109206-beyond-evil-now-playable/page-22?hl=%2Bbeyond+%2Bevil+%2Bplayable&do=findComment&comment=2831755 Can not find actual latest build here in the forum... but ok... well... I thought I was as polite as possible about commenting the videos... and not do personal attacks... Edited August 4, 2014 by Heaven/TQA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven/TQA Posted August 4, 2014 Author Share Posted August 4, 2014 I wonder what he/they will use for the "dancing girls" feature... - Y - btw. for the bug tracker... the instructions tell something about 3 lifes while the "final men counter routine" showes 5... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Stephen Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Awesome - I am on the list. I will be drafting up an email threatening a lawsuit as soon as I can consult with my other employees. I do not need my character deformed online. BTW - his web design skills are about on par with his game design skills. I thought I had been transported back to Geocities circa 1998 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenjennings Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I ... Did... NOT.... MAKE THE LIST!!!!! I am so P-O'd. I tried so hard. #*$^@BLEEP@*#( it!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 My Shatner picture made it!! This might be the big break I've been hoping for!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 BTW - his web design skills are about on par with his game design skills. I thought I had been transported back to Geocities circa 1998 The whole website reads like it was written by a giggly adolescent anime unicorn. What an egocentric twat. Putting up a list of people he expects an apology from. As far as I'm concerned, Pete, Steve, all of RPC - Go fuck yourself! All of RPC? That could be hundreds or thousands of innocent personalities. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven/TQA Posted August 4, 2014 Author Share Posted August 4, 2014 I love the Geocities quote... haha...those were times... aren't even nowadays "web 2.0" web editors???? well... I am on the list so now I don't be "nice" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miker Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Maybe somewhere betwen those "post" lies download link for this masterpiece? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Guys, there's no need to be offensive just for the sake of being offensive. Pete obviously likes attention, and we're giving it to him. It would be better to just ignore him. Too much energy is being wasted on someone who is only negatively impacting the Atari 8-bit community. ..Al 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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