Do people freak when they see your X rated games?

[BONEMAN]

No one ever believes me when I tell them I have X rated games. Then when I show them, they all say the same thing. "I can't believe they made these."

[sku_u]

Actually, I can't even remember the last time I played a Mystique game.

[Pitfall Harry]

Heck yeah, I freaked! I totally freaked. I was embarrassed, mortified and outraged to the brink of running out into the street and wreaking chaos and havoc in an unrestrained sexual rampage the likes of which have never been recorded in biblical times or present.

 

Thank god I know a little about graphic hacking! Once my blood pressure fell back into triple digit range, the first thing I did with all my Mystique titles was replace the ROMs with tweaked EPROMs. All my X-rated games have now been tweaked to cover up all those offensive, maddening, obscenely exposed nipples. I am very thankful for the Atari's low graphics resolution. The fact that each nipple was rendered with but a single pixel enormously simplified my task. Now, in all of my X-rated games, every exposed pink nipple has been covered up with a pixel whose color is now a tasteful and sanitized "off-pink."

 

I never coulda done it without the wealth of info available here at AtariAge. Thank you, one and all. The world is a safer place.

 

Ben

[Callipygous]

I look foward to seeing this version in the AA hacks section.

[Godzilla]

nah you gotta take the time to hack in big black boxes!

[Fretwobbler]

Do people freak when they see your X rated games?

 

Only if they see me jerkin off at the same time

[Godzilla]

Do people freak when they see your X rated games?

 

Only if they see me jerkin off at the same time

 

I cant believe you are not NE1

[Fretwobbler]

Do people freak when they see your X rated games?

 

Only if they see me jerkin off at the same time

 

I cant believe you are not NE1

 

The differance between me and NE146 is - he would have included a photo and maybe some video footage

[NE146]

The differance between me and NE146 is - he would have included a photo and maybe some video footage

 

[Godzilla]

i think the guy who started this thread should change his name to bonerman

[bcprs1]

Do people freak when they see your X rated games?

 

Only if they see me jerkin off at the same time

 

I cant believe you are not NE1

 

The differance between me and NE146 is - he would have included a photo and maybe some video footage

 

Wow, you know you are REALLY perverted if the 2600 x-rated games are enough to get you off.

[BONEMAN]

Hey! I never said I jerk off to them.

[Joystick Jolter]

Hey! I never said I jerk off to them.

 

 

I just got a BONE man!!!

[Fretwobbler]

Just incase anyone wants proof that NE146 would include photographic evidence I suggest they click the 'www' button at the bottom of his posts. There you will see a picture of him playing "Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em".

[ATARI TROLL]

http://www.atariage.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=22227

 

Guess you can tell em that the adult games are still being hacked. Next to Crazy Climber, Custer is the number 1 adult game of my choice. This thread above is my hack on it! You will laugh your ass off.

 

Cheers

[Xot]

Only one person I've ever felt comfortable showing the adult titles to was offended, and that was a friend of mine's wife. I think, for the most part, you can judge which of your friends will find them funny and which will not.

 

My wife doesn't have a problem with them, as long as I don't let my children play them. Which, of course, I have no problem with.

[sku_u]

IMHO the graphics on these games are so laughable that they don't look an X Rated game. I always get a kick out of the stories I've heard and read about like stores hiding these games behind counters and towns staging protests.

[NE146]

IMHO the graphics on these games are so laughable that they don't look an X Rated game.

I totally agree.. the 2600 was so damn low-res, how could ANYONE get the idea that these were x-rated at all? They look like plain old blocks to me... They are plenty safe for sure!

[sku_u]

IMHO the graphics on these games are so laughable that they don't look an X Rated game.

I totally agree.. the 2600 was so damn low-res, how could ANYONE get the idea that these were x-rated at all? They look like plain old blocks to me... They are plenty safe for sure!

 

Please excuse me for presenting an opinion

[NE146]

Please excuse me for presenting an opinion  

 

eh?

[NE146]

I see.. you thought I was trying to dispute you! Well rest assured my friend that no such thing was intended. I (as usual) am just looking for more excuses to post those damn pics Don't take it the wrong way.. I'm just goofing around!

[sku_u]

I'm not offended. Don't worry about it

[Video]

Heh, most of my friends just kind of looked croseyed at the screen like "WTF is that?"

 

I'll admit that the Atari doesn't show anything, but take the "Picture cart" technology, and program a porn game using that, bet everything'll change then LOL

 

My grandma thought a long time ago that WarLoards was a porn game, I guess because the guy has that thing sticking out in front at all times. : Oh well.