Andromeda Stardust Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 What is wrong with you people? Let me guess, your private parts and cars have names too? Stardust Jr. Stays in my pants. Mostly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPUWIZ Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 I wasn't even talking about you. LOL I am talking about the "female" who wants to give "her" console a name and also talk about raping videogame nerds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 I wasn't even talking about you. LOL I am talking about the "female" who wants to give "her" console a name and also talk about raping videogame nerds. I tried bringing that to the attention of the administration but it seems it fell on deaf ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPUWIZ Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 I tried bringing that to the attention of the administration but it seems it fell on deaf ears Victim of horibble complications. Think surgery with a pocket knife. Forum software fun, dancing all around. Yayy! I think Al should get a percentage of the sales that happen on this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 (edited) I think Al should get a percentage of the sales that happen on this site. Well he is doing the grunt work of running the store, assembling carts, printing/cutting labels, mailing packages, etc... $5 royalty to the authors, and I assume he has at least a little profit left over to himself, or to put into the site... I wasn't even talking about you. LOL I am talking about the "female" who wants to give "her" console a name and also talk about raping videogame nerds.Well your post came shortly after my post where I mention the fact I had created names for all my game consoles, and I'm in my 30s. But yeah, kidnapping and doing unspeakable acts to video game nerds is highly frowned upon here, I believe... Edited June 26, 2015 by stardust4ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris++ Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I hope you stick around, kiddo. As you can see, some of these old farts need their senses of humor recharged. If I were into naming things, I would name mine Chris, because I'm egotistical. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+remowilliams Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I'm a girl too so trust me I'm not some old dude with a weird fetish. I think they're both cute, especially since they've been losing weight over the years and have awesome personalities. The IrateGamer is really hot and my freind called me a "gerbil" (younger girl who likes older dudes) because I'm 15 and he's 37. Trust me I am a fan, I marked his birthday in my calender as "Senpai's Birthday" (don't judge me) and even made up a nickname for him... "I'd Rape Gamer" Pfft, nah, I'm just kidding. I wouldn't rape him. *whispers* OR WOULD I. *cough* moving on... xD I'm probably gonna have to say AVGN is cuter because when he doesn't wear his glasses he just transforms into this sexy beast. What are your opinions? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariTexas Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I dissected my Atari earlier, and I feel like it deserves a name. I was thinking Yolanda or Betty Sue. If anyone has any old fashioned names that would fit, that would be great. Also my Atari is a girl. Don't make fun of me for naming my console, she's pretty and she needs a name. xD I'm a girl too so trust me I'm not some old dude with a weird fetish. Here's a picture of her for a reference. THANK YOU. image1.JPG What is this dude's problem? Every guy should name their 2600 after a girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Off the top of my head.. Cartina, (like 'Cart-in-a' 2600) Veneera, Contrella, Embortia (M-board + TIA)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P!xel Posted July 6, 2015 Author Share Posted July 6, 2015 (edited) Hie P!xel!!!! I <3 ur avatar btw. So abt a name....hmmm.....how bout: DRUMROLL Xenox That's pretty cool! I've actually decided to name my ATARI Copper since the copper pins are what read the game, but Xenox is REALLY good so I'll probably name my GameCube that. Thanks!Also thanks for the compliment, I ship Umbreon and Espeon so yeah XD Edited July 6, 2015 by P!xel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P!xel Posted July 6, 2015 Author Share Posted July 6, 2015 (edited) I still refer to mine at Tits McGee Beautiful XD Edited July 6, 2015 by P!xel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P!xel Posted July 6, 2015 Author Share Posted July 6, 2015 Bit off topic but my cars name is Sharleen lol Ford-Falcon-EL-98.jpg I still got my original light sixer unfortunately no cables, PSU or games anymore due to moving and lost in the travels(No idea where it all went). She hasn't got a name though, poor girl sits in the basement collecting dust. First of all, Sharleen is very pretty ~ ! For your ATARI, I would suggest the name "Dusty" or "Dust Bunny" XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P!xel Posted July 7, 2015 Author Share Posted July 7, 2015 I also never bothered with naming my handhelds but my old 3DS was the white/pink xL. I got a lot of complements being a 30-something year old male gaming in public on a Pink DS.Haha XD That's why I bought a skin for my 3DS, it used to be Pink too before I covered the dreaded color with Red Black and White.Also nice names! I love them all. So far here are mine: Atari In Question - Copper PS2 - Dusty GameCube -Xenox Still not sure about my WII or NES though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P!xel Posted July 7, 2015 Author Share Posted July 7, 2015 I named my Pentium III PC Old Betsy. She's heavy and slow. Loud and lumbering. Sucks the life out of you and your electric bill. And when she's doing her thing the room gets hot! The very definition of a fat-ass ball and chain. Cranky bitch. And the filth "collecting" in her bottom stuff builds up a stench only lower lifeforms could love. But you don't dare get rid of her.Omfg; Best response ever XD I died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P!xel Posted July 7, 2015 Author Share Posted July 7, 2015 I wasn't even talking about you. LOL I am talking about the "female" who wants to give "her" console a name and also talk about raping videogame nerds. If you think THATS bad, you should meet my friends! One of them talks about raping POKEMON (including Mewtwo if you must know) along with Ash Ketchum and Pewdiepie. Also this guy I know named David named his penis instead of his consoles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P!xel Posted July 7, 2015 Author Share Posted July 7, 2015 I hope you stick around, kiddo. As you can see, some of these old farts need their senses of humor recharged. If I were into naming things, I would name mine Chris, because I'm egotistical. Thanks man! Means a lot, I was thinking the same thing. You don't even know how many old dudes got butthurt over my other post about IrateGamer/ AVGN. XDAnd lmao nice. I ended up naming mine Copper because it's pretty :3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P!xel Posted July 7, 2015 Author Share Posted July 7, 2015 (edited) Get a sense of humor you old fart XD Edited July 7, 2015 by P!xel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Cheers p!xel. Us old farts aren't so bad... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asis217 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 I'm so glad u named ur GameCube Xenox!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Mine is Daphne, because it sounds like the codename Dolphin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lulrik Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I called mine "Deux mille six cent" I like things easy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 How about naming it Atari 2600, since that's what it was already named by its creators? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigO Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 (edited) I don't favor the naming of inanimate objects myself. Nevertheless, it occurs to me that Teri (Terri, Terry, Tari, or other variant) might be a suitable name for the OP's console. Edited July 11, 2015 by BigO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutsy Doodleheimer Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 First name: Video Middle name: Computer Last name: System 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikey.shake Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Vicki. S. Vicki S. VCS. Get it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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