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Now I think some of u have misinterpreted what I've said. Unfortunately your brains can't comprehend what I'm trying to say. I'm selling a Atari never used new in box from the eighties if any one wants to make an offer it still available. This is vintage you s*^!**^*#%#*!!!!!!!!!!

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Now I think some of u have misinterpreted what I've said. Unfortunately your brains can't comprehend what I'm trying to say. I'm selling a Atari never used new in box from the eighties if any one wants to make an offer it still available. This is vintage you s*^!**^*#%#*!!!!!!!!!!

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Now I think some of u have misinterpreted what I've said. Unfortunately your brains can't comprehend what I'm trying to say. I'm selling a Atari never used new in box from the eighties if any one wants to make an offer it still available. This is vintage you s*^!**^*#%#*!!!!!!!!!!

 

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

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Now I think some of u have misinterpreted what I've said. Unfortunately your brains can't comprehend what I'm trying to say. I'm selling a Atari never used new in box from the eighties if any one wants to make an offer it still available. This is vintage you s*^!**^*#%#*!!!!!!!!!!

Oh dearest Natalie eight-eighty-eight...

How I've missed you as of late...

Saw you on the milk cartin,

Must have been great...

Still can't get that fartin' six switch sold to date...

 

Ever since the thread begin...

Oh Natalie, where hast thou been?

Just when I thought all hopes were thin...

Take your Atawiee for a spin...

Let's play a game to see who win...

 

Perhaps someday you'll lower the price...
Dine on Chinese Shrimp Fried Rice...
Throw it on eBay; roll the dice...
Unlucky bidders to entice...
No reserve auction would be nice...

 

But all of that is in the past...

You shall sell sell that Atawiee at last...

I'll admit, it's been a blast...

Should lightning strike the sailor's mast...

CAPS LOCK ON, YOU TYPE TOO FAST...

 

Grabs the popcorn keep me fed...

As I read forum posts in bed...

Gotta admit, you got street cred...

Cuz just when we all thought you were dead...

Came back, you silly POOPYHEAD!!! :rolling:

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A poem of Natalie888:

 

Hello Ataweeeeage I am Natalie888

I have a boxed Ataweeee that's new and works great

With a sealed Pac-Man to play that's well worth the wait

As I post my atawwweeeee in the marketplace, there was such a debate

Laughing, heckling, and teasing me with full of hate

 

I had to sell my ataweeeee cause I'm moving away

I tried craigslist, gamegavel, and I even tried ebay

They lowballed me and scoffed my offer in dismay

So I decided not to move and me and my ataweeeee are here to stay

I decided to come back on atawweeeeeage and make them pay

 

This thread became random from a strange crew

With Shatner, Hello Kitty, and Hulk too

Obsessed with everything related to triangle poo

I TYPE IN CAPS TO UNLEASH MY ANGER AT YOU

I call you poopyheads because that is true

 

I storm back angry and mad in a dash

I will offer you my ataaaweeee and accept payment in check, card, or cash

$300 is my best offer and no lower for the stash

I again get harassed by everyone quick as a flash

I hope they sleep in a gutter because they are trash

 

All my atariage dreams have turned into a flame

Because my attitude is so hard to tame

Instead I will be enshrined in the atariage hall of shame

Joining Airgames and Backin89 in the ranks of the lame

So put us all in one giant picture to frame

 

I want the money to afford and renew my med

But nobody will help me and a tear I shed

So keep this ataaaweee I must beside me in bed

Hoping someone will buy it and end the drama I led

And I will end this to say that you are nothing but a poopyhead

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Natalie888, we gave you information about your ATARRRWEEE but you gave us hate.

You didn't believe us so you thought to price your console very great.

Throwing your console down the stairs was a pretty dumb move.

But you insisted that you could sell by being rude.

 

Don't you understand a sealed Pac-Man cart isn't gonna sell much.

It isn't like E.T. when it's been underground for 30 years or such.

And that game is not very good, don't you see...

But you said, "I WILL SELL IT, YOU PIECE OF POOPY!"

 

There are websites displaying the price.

But you insisted that $300, no $400 or no dice.

You call us hackers but not many of us are.

In fact, there are many of us who don't know how to pimp a car.

 

We've had our share of scammers and thieves.

Such as Fernando Marin and Backin89.

They were ejected and given the Shatner, Hello Kitty treatment....

Because they were asinine.

 

But you, Natalie888, are a different breed.

We give you help, but your CAPS LOCK on makes our ears bleed.

Maybe you should try PLAYING the ATARWEEEEE.

It's a lot more fun than taking a pee.

 

But alas, you insist of selling it at a bloated price.

Lowering it would be so nice.

But even a scarecrow would say that's insane.

Even he knows that, and he doesn't have a brain.

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There once was a brand new Atari

With unopened Pac-Man, so sorry

For three hundred bucks,

You'll need lots of lucks

but what do we know- we're all poopyheads!

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I felt this would be a good place to use my 6666th post! :cool: :evil:

 

Natalie... The name sounds pretty but something tells me she/he/it is less attractive in person. But who am I to judge? :lolblue:

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