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The Exclusive Intellivision I STILL don't have a F*cking Spiker Club

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Hello and welcome to The Exclusive Intellivision I STILL don't have a F*cking Spiker Club!

 

The first rule of The Exclusive Intellivision I STILL don't have a F*cking Spiker Club: Please bitch incessantly about how you still don't have a damn copy of Spiker all you wish.

 

Rule number 2: Please bitch incessantly about how you still don't have a damn copy of Spiker all you wish.

 

Rule number 3: Every collector who is missing Spiker from their collection may feel free to post pics of their broad collection with no copy of Spiker to be seen anywhere.

 

Rule number 4: Any member is encouraged but not required to post how much they are willing to pay for Spiker or have tried to pay for Spiker and still failed at getting a copy.

 

Rule number 5: If you aquire a copy of Spiker you are immediately banned for life from the club. And you will be strung up and slapped silly with your new copy of spiker. At which point you may join another club which we will never mention here.

 

Rule number 6: The Exclusive Intellivision I STILL don't have a F*cking Spiker Club will last probably much longer than any of us will ever wish it to.

 

Rule number 7: I am sure that this is not your first time in the club....God I hate this club....

 

 

 

 

Personally I have been missing my copy of Spiker from the day it was released until the present.

 

For the moment I won't say how much I am willing to pay for my copy...but it's alot.

 

Pictures of my spikerless collection to follow soon. :P

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Notice the first two people who post in OUR club are losers with Spikers in their collection.

 

Excellent ;)

 

Look at you, Scalpel, you think that you're so cool with that little winkie face thing. Well ... you admit that you already have a Spiker in your signature. No amount of winkie faces are going to let you into our club so you can just change it to a :_(. Oh, boo hoo hoo! Cry, Scalpel CRY!

 

If I get rid of my Spiker, could I join? The rules say that if I am a member and get one I am banned, but nothing if I had one in the past :D

 

And Ignorama, really? Oh ... look at my Spiker everyone, I'm so cool and then you do the big smile thing. Well ... get ready for the :mad: cause you're BANNED FOR LIFE. Take that, you Spiker owning fiend!

 

And for the rest of you Spiker hoarders ... you can take your :-D and your ;) or your and any other attempts of happiness and stick them up your $@%$ :-o. Screw you all!!!!!!!!!!

 

President Stupus, Rule #2 accomplished!!!

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That's right, once you have owned a Spiker that filth stays on you for life.

Sure you can try and sell your copy, get rid of it, etc.

But you are forever a marked man and out of this exclusive club.....sorry ;)

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LOL!

 

Maybe my wife should join this club.

 

I'm assuming that she might do excessively well with Rule #1 and #2? ;)

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LOL!

 

Maybe my wife should join this club.

Yes wives are more than welcome in the club....and I have a feeling there are a good handful of them out there who wish their husbands had stayed in this club too!

 

 

*also note....the club has decided to start a recovery program for former members who have strayed and got their hands on a Spiker. You may now send your copies of spiker to the club president, for proper..uhm...disposal. You then start your 12 point recovery process and may be an honorary recovered Spiker owner. Sorry but that is the best we can do for you former Spiker owners....

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Rule number 3: Every collector who is missing Spiker from their collection may feel free to post pics of their broad collection with no copy of Spiker to be seen anywhere.

 

 

I'd like to present Exhibit A for evidence:

 

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These INTV games were lovingly placed in alphabetical order. Does anybody notice an issue with this section. Perhaps, maybe an EMPTY case awaiting box, cart and instructions?

 

That's right ... it's ^&^#ing SPIKER! My collection has a freaking BLANK case because of this stupid, stupid, stupid game. How sad looking is that? Most NORMAL people would simply put all their games together, but me, being the foolish optimist I am, insisted on RESERVING a space for it to make it all the more obvious to everyone that I'm a failure in this world.

 

Curse you, Spiker! Curse you!

 

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- VP Fushek

 

 

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Congratulations Fushek!

 

Your mastery of not having a Spiker is most impressive and should be noted and admired by all.

 

This is a shining example of what all members should strive for!

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I STILL don't have a F*cking Spiker Club either.

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Looks dangerous and painful! I feel sorry for the wives of those who have one and actually use it (for f*cking)! :o

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I still don't have a freakking Spiker Club, or an Intellivision for that matter. (Ducks head and runs...)

The only thing worse than owning a Spiker is not owning an intellivision!

 

Well...maybe owning a Spiker and not owning an intellivision....

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I still don't have a freakking Spiker Club, or an Intellivision for that matter. (Ducks head and runs...)

Blasphemy! Heresy! Leprosy?
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I must note that most who are close to completing there collections are missing Learning Fun 1 and 2 as well.

 

Very close to being as rare as the elusive Spiker!

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