The "Twelve Days of TI"

[Omega-TI]

Can we figure out a suitable set of lyrics for all twelve days? Let's start off with day one...

 

On the first day of TI, my wife/girl friend/significant other gave to me,

a ___________________________ in a ___________________________.

[am1933]

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Classic99 on a CD.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 2 turtle graphics.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 3 Funware Henhouses.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 4 Geneve birds.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 5 Golden TMS9900's.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 6 gamers playing.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 7 PEB's a humming.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 8 coders thinking.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 9 Cosby's dancing.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 10 Wumpus creeping.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 11 old men griping.

On the twelfth night of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve games a coming.

 

It's not Shakespeare, but it'll do