Opry99er Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Having to be stuck in a room with this jackass! "Mariotehplumber" I used to be an asshole to him in the comment section on youtube and he kept responding threatening messages back to me People like this, living in mom and dad's basement... cussing and freaking out about a video game... probably a day away from a meth addiction and having never been laid--- this is what the world thinks about VG collectors, guys. And my retro hell is pretty much what you guys all said... but I have to add that when you start to have disk and memory issues in your classic computer.... swapping parts, cards, consoles, wires... spending a bunch of dough on 'fixing' it, only to have the problem persist... That is hell, brothers... let me tell you. I'd give my left arm for a reliable transfer link on my TI-99/4A right now.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bretthorror Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 All the nerds in videos like that are just using props. Gimme a break. He's so angry but kicks his little brother's mega blocks and bends a amaray case? Fuck, I've killed people, man. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted December 29, 2015 Author Share Posted December 29, 2015 In Videogame Hell, the only Doom is the SNES version.In Videogame Hell, you have all the best Commodore 64 games...on tape. In Videogame Hell, the collective cacophony of 10,000 Dreamcasts deprives you of sleep for all eternity.In Videogame Hell, all games are played with a TRS-80 Color Computer joystick.In Videogame Hell, there are only Bible games. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Having to be stuck in a room with this jackass! "Mariotehplumber" I used to be an asshole to him in the comment section on youtube and he kept responding threatening messages back to me I did make a Youtube poop about him not too long ago. (WARNING: Turn down your volume if wearing headphones.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrayc4lFkcE 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schizophretard Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Having to be stuck in a room with this jackass! "Mariotehplumber" I used to be an asshole to him in the comment section on youtube and he kept responding threatening messages back to me I don't know. After watching him open and close that game case something like 16 times it felt kind of Heavenly for him to smash it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Atari 2600 Jr with a CX-40 joystick, rusty RF switcbox, 55" Sony/Bravia HDTV, and one full pallet each of Mythicon classics Sorcerer, Firefly, and Starfox. And before anybody asks, there is absolutely nothing else on this deserted island to hook the otherwise gorgeous HDTV up to. And I lay down at night dreaming of how I would kill for a Pacman or ET! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy B. Coyote Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 (edited) My video game Hell would be nothing but JRPGs for all eternity. Mindless turn based combat, grinding to level up for millennia, and no visual stimulation other than flat-chested prepubescent girls with gravity defying hairstyles, dressed in bizarrely fashionable clothing that gratuitously exposes their panties in every other scene. Staring into the soft cottony abyss for so long that, after eons untold, it actually starts to look kinda hot. That is my video game Hell. Edited December 29, 2015 by Jin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
high voltage Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Being stuck with any console with a Joypad, and no stick in sight..... wait that's like all gaming nowadays..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutsy Doodleheimer Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Here is Shat's video game hell. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 You save for eternity to afford an obscenely expensive, extremely well-regarded, and highly collectible system...that only has fighting games and JRPGs. That sounds amazingly pleasant compared to any of the other examples you gave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 That sounds amazingly pleasant compared to any of the other examples you gave. How about a modern high definition console that plays only sports and violent FPS games? Funny thing it actually exists, and Microsoft has released three consecutive consoles so far. Well at least if the advertisements are any indication of what's available. Zero of those fancy games interest me in the slightest. No wonder the Japanese keep rejecting them. Besides MS being an outsider, Nintendo has more fun, and Sony has more variety. Xbox has neither... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatPix Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 (edited) I live Helll occasionally.. when stumbing on Sega fans. The bitter kind that deny reality. In Videogame Hell, you have all the best Commodore 64 games...on tape. Europe is Hell, then? Edited December 29, 2015 by CatPix 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoshiChiri Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 -Being gifted a new console for Christmas, only to discover the power cable isn't present because it's your birthday gift. -Being gifted a new console that your TV is incompatible with. -Playing games with 2-3 overstimulated kids less than 10 years old. I have done all three. The kids are by far the worst- Before you can get the TV input set and the system turned on, they've changed what they want to play 3 times and thrown a couple dozen of your games on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Phruby Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 - Reading the Retro VGS thread over and over and over again. - Knowing every alternate universe gets the 7800XM but is always delayed here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 How about a modern high definition console that plays only sports and violent FPS games? Funny thing it actually exists, and Microsoft has released three consecutive consoles so far. Well at least if the advertisements are any indication of what's available. Zero of those fancy games interest me in the slightest. No wonder the Japanese keep rejecting them. Besides MS being an outsider, Nintendo has more fun, and Sony has more variety. Xbox has neither... Uh, yeah.. That rant made no sense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7800fan Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 You only have light gun games and no other game, and it's hooked to a cheap ass HDTV that has horrible analog input lag so the light gun never works. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 You only have light gun games and no other game, and it's hooked to a cheap ass HDTV that has horrible analog input lag so the light gun never works. Game utilizes working but unusable peripheral controllers. I think we have a winner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sega_SHARK Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 My video game Hell would be nothing but JRPGs for all eternity. Mindless turn based combat, grinding to level up for millennia, and no visual stimulation other than flat-chested prepubescent girls with gravity defying hairstyles, dressed in bizarrely fashionable clothing that gratuitously exposes their panties in every other scene. Staring into the soft cottony abyss for so long that, after eons untold, it actually starts to look kinda hot. That is my video game Hell. I've heard that the waifu is mandatory after you complete five of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+GoldenWheels Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 no electricity 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynicaster Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Having nothing to play but iOS games. *shudder* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd30 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 (edited) Shelling out money for a very expensive game in order to play it, and then the game won't work because of a dirty cart or scratched disc, and nothing fixes it. Getting far in a difficult game and then it glitches out so that you're forced to reset. Getting far in a difficult game and losing your save data. You're about to beat a really hard game and the electricity suddenly goes out. You're normally fantastic at a legendarily difficult game, and want to show off your amazing abilities for friends, but this time you're totally sucking and dying left and right. You try to explain that you're actually good at this, while your friend keeps saying "uh huh, sure you are" in a patronizing manner and patting you on the head. You head into a vintage game store and you're excited to see a wall of NES games, but a closer look reveals that they're all "Top Gun" and "Captain Skyhawk". Edited December 29, 2015 by mbd30 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted December 29, 2015 Author Share Posted December 29, 2015 Europe is Hell, then? Compared to even a 1541 drive, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted December 29, 2015 Author Share Posted December 29, 2015 I've heard that the waifu is mandatory after you complete five of them. Videogame Hell is full of these people. Regular Hell might be, too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HandheldGuru Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 (edited) Video game hell for me....stuck in a small, colorless room, no windows, and only enough light to light the handheld trapped with me. The only handheld I have (with its complete library...) is the Tiger Game.com. (We'll go with the Model I) ...having 20(ish) miserable games...I'd kill myself within...2 hours or so. Edited December 29, 2015 by HandheldGuru 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octane Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Lemmings........ I lived through that Amiga addiction from 1991 to 1992. (Thankfully Street Fighter 2 came along) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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