7800fan Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 (edited) Poor Megatron with extra chubby cheeks. Not video game related but hell would be non-ending rerun of Transformers G2 with the CGI cube and hacked video. Edited February 28, 2016 by 7800fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted February 28, 2016 Author Share Posted February 28, 2016 In video game hell these are the only girls you will be gaming with and getting laid from. Celibacy is suddenly making a lot of sense. Barring that, could I at least exercise the option that was broached a bunch of pages back about fusing a Virtual Boy to my face and frying my eyeballs into crispy little raisins? Crispy, blissfully blind, little raisins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Videogame Hell would be having the King from Zelda CDI say "Mah Boy" for eternity: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Atari_Warlord Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 In Video game hell you are told that you will receive a system that plays all of the retro classic games. As you celebrate, a package arrives and inside is a Coleco Chameleon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted March 1, 2016 Author Share Posted March 1, 2016 In Video game hell you are told that you will receive a system that plays all of the retro classic games. As you celebrate, a package arrives and inside is a Coleco Chameleon. So...you get an empty box? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keatah Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 You can only play half-finished prototypes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7800fan Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 You can only play 7800 NTSC Impossible Mission and you can get out if you finish it (which you can't due to a bug in the game) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamegalaxy Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Being forced to play Action 52 on the NES while Celine Dion and Mariah Carey music being played in the background. I actually like one game from Action 52.... Haunted Halls! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted March 1, 2016 Author Share Posted March 1, 2016 You can only play 7800 NTSC Impossible Mission and you can get out if you finish it (which you can't due to a bug in the game) We did that one already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutsy Doodleheimer Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 So...you get an empty box? Nope. This instead. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 In Video game hell you are told that you will receive a system that plays all of the retro classic games. As you celebrate, a package arrives and inside is a Coleco Chameleon. In video game hell, you are the guy tasked with creating it, the internet and atariage mocks you, and so far all you have to show for it is ancient injection molds and random junk crammed inside. Seriously I would not want to be in his shoes right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 I actually like one game from Action 52.... Haunted Halls! Nope. Got one better. You are locked inside a cell with an NES and told in lieu of bail money, you have to beat Cheetahmen II to get out. And your cellmate is a live, half starved cheetah! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7800fan Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Video game hell is where you have PSX with PSIO or DC with GDEMU installed and you can only use the old MMC card. Which means max 64 MB, no playable game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Video game hell is where you have PSX with PSIO or DC with GDEMU installed and you can only use the old MMC card. Which means max 64 MB, no playable game. According to this page, MMC go up to 128Gb, larger than the original SD which stops at 2Gb. http://www.diffen.com/difference/MMC_vs_SD_Card Info is probably inaccurate though. I don't think they ever made them that big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted March 6, 2016 Author Share Posted March 6, 2016 All cords, controllers, and power bricks are hardwired. On every console. And every console is RF only, and they all use the same RF modulator as the Timex Sinclair 1000. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutsy Doodleheimer Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 In video game hell, this is the chair that you are forced to sit on while playing your video games. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7800fan Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 You win. Going to move to antarctic where there's no wasp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 In video game hell, this is the chair that you are forced to sit on while playing your video games. Dude is wearing a freakking bee suit so what's the harm? I would have found a broom handle and rocked that chair... I'd bet Stevo from jackass would probably sit in that chair, wearing nothing but boxer shorts! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 How about your only game to play is Ingrown Toenail Surgery? http://www.kongregate.com/games/2pgcom/ingrown-toenail-surgery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted March 14, 2016 Author Share Posted March 14, 2016 In video game hell, this is the chair that you are forced to sit on while playing your video games. I didn't watch the video but that looks like Flylock, Meatwad, and Shake's house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 How about your only game to play is Ingrown Toenail Surgery? http://www.kongregate.com/games/2pgcom/ingrown-toenail-surgery Holy cow; that's a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic Pac Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Super Hylide Genesis you have to be stuck to even want to give this game a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardZero Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Virtual Boy forever stuck to your skull and you can't close your eyes for longer than a second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted March 20, 2016 Author Share Posted March 20, 2016 Virtual Boy forever stuck to your skull and you can't close your eyes for longer than a second. I think we're starting to go in circles. In Videogame Hell, your face is fused to a Virtual Boy, and those eye-searing red screens are all you will ever see until your eyeballs literally burn themselves out of your new biomechanoid skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7800fan Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 In video game hell, the only games are those with Barney and Teletubbies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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