+frankodragon Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 In Videogame Hell, your legs have to steer instead of your hands: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted March 20, 2016 Author Share Posted March 20, 2016 Wrestling games and sports games. That's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted March 20, 2016 Author Share Posted March 20, 2016 In Videogame Hell, your legs have to steer instead of your hands: I'd like to see someone try that with a paddle controller or one of those N64 racing controllers (by Performance, I think). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutsy Doodleheimer Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 This is what a typical father does to their kids. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 I think we're starting to go in circles. I'm gonna combine two of my favs. You sit in the Yellow Jacket nest recliner wearing only your boxers, and you are not allowed to get up until you beat the final boss of Cheetahmen II. Oh, and the screen is Virtual Boy red (green and blue electron guns are busted) and your eyes are pried open Clockwork Orange style while some guy puts saline drops in your eyes... ...only it's not saline but scorpion pepper sauce! :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7800fan Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 New hell: trying to come up with a new original gaming hell for this thread without looking through the past 12 pages to see if your idea is already used. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Video game Hell is all your consoles have Hello Kitty on them: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osgeld Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 (edited) Could be worse most my consoles are behind dark smoked glass, I rarely look at them and never look at them while playing Edited March 25, 2016 by Osgeld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted March 25, 2016 Author Share Posted March 25, 2016 Video game Hell is all your consoles have Hello Kitty on them: Are you kidding me? More like videogame heaven! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoshiChiri Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Video game Hell is all your consoles have Hello Kitty on them: I see absolutely nothing wrong with this. Heck, this is my handheld collection: The bling is important, dammit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharkham Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Video Game Hell is almost identical to regular life, except for one thing. You'll be playing some platformer game as usual, but about every one in one hundred times - you can never really predict it, though - the jump button just won't respond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 In video game hell, your body is made of pixels instead of cells. Cancer is that horrible graphical corruption that plagued NES games, and your sprite gets it!!! Ever jump, movement, or attack you execute is one step closer to the hard freeze. In a fate much worse than hell (game over) or heaven (victory credits), your soul becomes trapped in a paradoxical hard freeze that can only be cured with a master reset. And there's no "hell" really. Video games allow for reincarnation of characters by continue or title screen. However, unfortunate game characters with their bits destroyed by the plague of sprite corruption or deep freeze face the ultimate punishment: Eternal purgatory! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaguarBrett Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Getting very far in a cartridge game only to have it freeze up due to a tiny spec on the contacts. Ordering very expensive games on ebay and the seller mails saturn game cases in an envelope =/ People who will send you a nasty private message after you beat them at whatever online game it may be, I always lose, take yours like a champ and come back for another round. Being involved in the "best match" of your life when your power goes out (been there) =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7800fan Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 MISB Air Raid for 2600 or Stadium Event for NES off eBay and it was shipped without box or envelope, the label were stuck directly on the box! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 In Video Game Hell, your entire collection is set up at a game convention, and you are forced to watch from an isolation booth as people try to figure out how to use them and assume it's broken or laugh them off as primitive pieces of shit when they can't figure out how the reset button works after five seconds, or do things like pull cartridges out of consoles while they're running, or decide they want to play something else on your vintage computer and put in the disk backwards or just turn it off and on and walk away (LOVE it when they do that with systems that have to load from tape...), or fail to comprehend that BASIC is not MS-DOS or that "help" is not a command in either one, or they let their bored, overstimulated kids just bash on them. Side note: to whoever smashed in the latch on the disk drive in my Compaq Portable at MGC this weekend...get fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharkham Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Video Game Hell is when you're playing Atari and get a game over, so you get up to hit the reset button on the console...but then the room stretches out infinitely long like something out of Nightmare on Elm Street! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 MISB Air Raid for 2600 or Stadium Event for NES off eBay and it was shipped without box or envelope, the label were stuck directly on the box! I would still take a beat up Air Raid even if there's a poop stain on it. Tooth brush and mild detergent or dish soap. Good as new... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutsy Doodleheimer Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 A fine example of Video Game Hell. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharkham Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Ha, I love that scene...if I remember right, the director tried really hard to get the actual Power Glove for that scene (which would have Freddy's famous claws attached, natch) but Nintendo themselves wouldn't give them the license. What a shame, honestly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 A fine example of Video Game Hell. Just a word of advice, DO NOT click the url in the video description. Otherwise, hilareous video! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted August 2, 2016 Author Share Posted August 2, 2016 When you completely disassemble a perfectly good piece of hardware and try to sell every last nut and screw for $100 apiece, you go to Videogame Hell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 When you completely disassemble a perfectly good piece of hardware and try to sell every last nut and screw for $100 apiece, you go to Videogame Hell. Sometimes the sum of the parts is worth more than the whole. But yeah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Videogame Hell is when all NPC's are pixelated Wilford Brimleys wanting to talk to you about Diabeetus. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Atari_Warlord Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 In video game hell there are no games, you are forced to watch the Olympic opening ceremonies over and over and over and over and over and ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 Bumpity-bump!In Video Game Hell, there are only Terry .WADs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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