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[as_the_gavel_falls]

Yet another beautiful eBay auction, ROTFLMFAO

 

(read past the first line)

 

http:// http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...&category=32822

[Inky]

I love it..

 

Hey pal! I wanted your auction, not your life story!

 

NOTE: Due to the overwhelming yet highly appreciated amounts Emails I have been getting allow me to broadly address some questions I've been getting...I’m 21, Native New Yorker...Currently a Cadet training to become a US Military Officer, Influences: Mr Henry "THINK TANK" Rollins. Ludwig Von Beethoven, Voraciously reading every type of literary material I can get my hands on, and lifting massive amounts of weight to rid my self of weakness in a physical sense. Harsh, Direct, Unrelenting Truth, Republicanism, and Training to become an Officer for my country in the deepest sense of Patriotic fervor. My passion for all things great in this world is unrelenting; Life, Liberty, Family. The sacrifices our fore-fathers gave for the generations currently occupying this land enable us to continue on the path of Freedom, and our youth maintain that long line of Courage through selfless service to an idea of America which is as bright as the sun in the sky, in this darkened world. As far as the background story to this ad goes, it took me about as fast as I could type to write, and it was done with the greatest degree of fun, I cant believe the response I’m getting from all of this, thank you all very much, God Bless you All.

[jetset]

LOL! That was great. I love the "loser in a Civic with the type R sticker wearing the backwards hat playing bad (like good rap music exists?) rap music with the diamond earring."

That made my day.

[MacGurl]

Someone needs to teach that guy about run on sentences

[Brad2600]

I think guys like this one should be NARU'ed.

 

We don't want the dolt's life story...we just wanna bid on whatever he's selling.

 

It's all about PRINCIPLE!

[Artlover]

"as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained."

 

Hahahaha.

[bradjewell]

I do think there was some funny stuff in there, but Jesus, at least he could work on spelling and grammar errors. Shit.... I loved how he said he's gonna be a screenwriter... FOR WHAT???? SPECIAL ED SESAME STREET?

Eh, oh well.

 

Brad