+x=usr(1536) Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 The Playstation four Costs less than Ataribox But PS exists 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+x=usr(1536) Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Pimp those penny stocks Like there's no tomorrow, dude It's entertaining 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+x=usr(1536) Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Tacos, oh tacos You give me unbounded joy Just add Mayan sauce 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 How do I love tacos? Let me count the tacos.I love tacos to the scent and texture and tasteMy tacos can be tasty, even when blindfoldedFor the tacos of being and ideal yummyness.. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 A taco by any other name would taste the same. That Ataribox by any other name has a higher probability of happening. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPUWIZ Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Shit is about to go down. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+thanatos Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 One day, three pages Of new posts. Hard to keep up. But tacos still rule. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schizophretard Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 I guess if one buys into the many worlds theory, the Ataribox exists in some parallel universe. Let me check the X-files.... I think there are just an infinite amount of parallel universes with renders and then ten times that many universes that didn't even make it to the renders stage. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Tacos everywhereAtaribox Nowhere now Pass the hot sauce, Please. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamus Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 @Toiletunes: Your haiku Buy a penny stock if it goes up one penny your money doubles Was the best laugh of the day. You win 1,000 Internets! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Tacos are the shit Ataribox is Vaporware I have the hot sauce. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+GoldLeader Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 I'm sitting at my computer Reflecting on AtariBox... Never was good at Haikus.. Usually go on too long and don't pay attention to the format 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 There is more irony in that being Kevin Spacey the man versus Keyser Soze the character. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nathan Strum Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Another Poem. Atari bad. Tacos good. Haiku? Gesundheit! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cybercylon Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Fox in Socks Feeding tacos to a Knox on a box Playing Ataribox 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 How about a limerick? There once was an Ataribox No there wasn't. Nevermind. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Human- "Hey, Google. What is AtariBox?" Google Assistant- "I'm sorry, I don't what that is. Is that something with tacos?" Human - "I think this device is broken. I hope I have the receipt." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+x=usr(1536) Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Crowdfunding date passed No Ataribox in sight Stock's in the crapper Speakerhat douchebags Spent money on a product Loathed by everyone Shills paint rosy views Of a laughable future By Atarilife Take comfort in this No-one can make this shit up Just sit back and laugh 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 "O Ataribox, Ataribox, wherefore art thou Ataribox?" "I don't exist, so shut the hell up!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinks Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 There once was an Atari shill, whose stock went all downhill. "Buy the Ataribox please" as he slurpped on his knees, as Feargal gave him his fill. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 I was gonna go to make Ataribox, but then I got highI just wanted to eat some bagels and Lox but I got highnow I'm selling renders and I know why Cause I got high, cause I got high cause I got high 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osgeld Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Oh ataribox how I almost though you were hawt but taco's and noshow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Ivi Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 possible link between Ataribox and Google Yeti? your serious opinions please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBerel Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 My opinion: You are deranged. How on Earth do you keep justifying or manufacturing connections between actual stuff and fictional Atari boxes they can't even will into existence in the first place? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlsson Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Perhaps it should be referred to as the Atarihoax instead? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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