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How about calling it the Anti-Console ?

 

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Q: Is it a console or is it not a console?

 

A: A bit of each. It's a con with no soul.

 

Too many people sharing burrito recipes on this thread. Kids of today won't stand for that, they be keeping it real:

 

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Yet you banned any of us that actually dared to ask what you were thinking.  🙄

 

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30 minutes ago, racerx said:

Yet you banned any of us that actually dared to ask what you were thinking.  🙄

 

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I read that statement, "Knowing what we know now, not sure what were thinking at the time.", and it immediately makes me think of these.

 

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I'm confused, is it "No news is good news" or "Good news is we are close"?

 

If no news = good news, and good news = we are close, then no news = we are close.

 

Therefore, there is no news that they are close.

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Is it okay for me to lodge a "late in the game complaint" about them using the "800" trademark on this piece of garbage? 

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12 hours ago, Nathan Strum said:

I'm confused, is it "No news is good news" or "Good news is we are close"?

 

If no news = good news, and good news = we are close, then no news = we are close.

 

Therefore, there is no news that they are close.

Whoa Star Trek GIF - Whoa StarTrek Shocked GIFs

 

Sound to me like if they had known that this little scheme would not result in causing their value to arbitrarily skyrocket to the point of some loaded sucker buying them out, then they would have dumped the VCS for some other nonsense, like the hotels idea. 

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On 4/25/2020 at 10:48 AM, DurradonXylles said:

They already got their hand slapped on Reddit for doing this exact same thing; muting and deleting anyone who dared to speak of the Atari Box with anything less then fanatical praise, leading to the rather hilarious situation where Atari was stripped of mod status in their own Reddit for abusing it.

To be clear, they banned one user and removed one post. But the post in question was 100% factual and Atari claimed it was attacking them. 

 

This was after publically statng they would not be doing any moderation, specifically saying they would not be deleting posts.

 

They broke their word and I removed them. Simple as that, no big mass banning and deletes by Atari..

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While we wait on AtariVCS 😜 I guess we have those Atari TOKENS to grab during the PreSale ! Woke up to this Email this morning, Go get'em folks, they are now LIVE!!!!!! 

https://www.atarichain.com/

 

Some screen grabs from the site (in case you can't be bothered to go there 😂

 

THAT'S RIGHT, THE PRESALE IS LIVE, GET'EM WHILE THEY ARE HOT! 

 

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HERE WE SEE THEIR "NEW IDEAS" - WE ALL KNOW HOW WELL THEY HAVE ALWAYS DELIVERED ON THE OLD ONES BUT IT WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME !

 

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AND HERE WE SEE THE OUTLINE OF THEIR "ROADMAP" - BECAUSE YOU KNOW, THEY WILL NEVER VEER OFF COURSE OR CRASH, OR CHANGE, OR DELAY ETC. 🙄

 

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AND FINALLY A FACT FOR YOUR QUESTIONS, BECAUSE YOU KNOW AS THEY HAVE PROVEN THEY LOVE TO GIVE ANSWERS, ALL KINDS OF ANSWERS THAT SOUND

SUPER HYPED AND POSITIVE, THAT IS UNLESS, YOU KNOW, YOU OR ANYONE ELSE ASKS THEM A QUESTION THAT THEY DON'T JUST IGNORE, SKIRT AROUND OR

JUST OUTRIGHT DELETE WITHOUT ANY REAL ANSWER AT ALL 😜😉😎 

 

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There you have it folks, step right up, what are you waiting for? Come on, it's a sure thing! Hello? Anyone? ? ?

 

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So a token, like a token of esteem. Seems appropriate. You don't get the actual esteem, just a token of it. Just like backers aren't getting an actual console.

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"Cryptocurrency is a type of cryptocurrency..."

So far so good.

 

Read the FAQ. It's like an April Fools joke.

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2 hours ago, AtariLeaf said:

So a token, like a token of esteem. Seems appropriate. You don't get the actual esteem, just a token of it. Just like backers aren't getting an actual console.

 

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So now, Atari has moved from "asking for money in exchange for something we might never deliver" to "asking for money in exchange for literally nothing".

 

 

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1 hour ago, godslabrat said:

So now, Atari has moved from "asking for money in exchange for something we might never deliver" to "asking for money in exchange for literally nothing".

 

 

 

seems like natural evolution to me, people were ______ enough to give them 3 million dollars 

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On 5/1/2020 at 11:05 AM, fultonbot said:

Is it okay for me to lodge a "late in the game complaint" about them using the "800" trademark on this piece of garbage? 

 

I'd say Sure,  Go ahead!   But I think you should have to wait in line behind those of us who can't believe they had the unlimited gall to call this ShitShow a "vcs" ...

 

 

I also think all of us here should never capitalize those letters, Unless we mean a Real ATARI VCS from the 70s/80s...

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38 minutes ago, GoldLeader said:

I also think all of us here should never capitalize those letters, Unless we mean a Real ATARI VCS from the 70s/80s...

v = varied

c = conflicting 

s = spiels

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