Flojomojo Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 BREATHLESS HYPE! GET YOUR CHECKBOOK!! https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/gaming/1074577/PS4-Xbox-One-Nintendo-Switch-new-console-Atari-VCS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom_of_Krankor Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 “Things that may end up being subtly and/or dramatically impacted on the finished device include the overall unit dimensions, placements of input and output ports and connections, system assembly, venting, weight, and cosmetic surfaces.” lol 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBerel Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cybercylon Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 BREATHLESS HYPE! GET YOUR CHECKBOOK!! https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/gaming/1074577/PS4-Xbox-One-Nintendo-Switch-new-console-Atari-VCS Tabloids are always on the mark, right? As soon as The National Inquirer reports it, I'll get out my checkbook for sure! Now only if it gets show cased on one of the OTA sister stations in our area at 3 am. Dang it. Scrap that plan. I need to SAVE my pennies for the MadBox. So much vaporware to save for.... only so much on the money tree! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 That fine journalist has an "article" about Madbox as a "rival" on the same day, lookie here: https://www.express.co.uk/search?s=Gary%20Jones&b=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Spriggy Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 (edited) BREATHLESS HYPE! GET YOUR CHECKBOOK!! https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/gaming/1074577/PS4-Xbox-One-Nintendo-Switch-new-console-Atari-VCS That fine journalist has an "article" about Madbox as a "rival" on the same day, lookie here: https://www.express.co.uk/search?s=Gary%20Jones&b=1 AA Photoshop acquisitions just went up 500% Edited January 20, 2019 by Spriggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Spriggy Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 (edited) BREATHLESS HYPE! GET YOUR CHECKBOOK!! https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/gaming/1074577/PS4-Xbox-One-Nintendo-Switch-new-console-Atari-VCS "The official site states that the Atari VCS should be shipping in July 2019, making it the next major rival to the PS4, Xbox One and Nintendo Switch." Edited January 21, 2019 by Spriggy 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Yeah, I don't think Gary Jones knows the meaning of the words "major rival." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPUWIZ Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 "The official site states that the Atari VCS should be shipping in July 2019, making it the next major rival to the PS4, Xbox One and Nintendo Switch." atarivstherest.jpg Those are all going to be obsolete soon. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godslabrat Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Those are all going to be obsolete soon. Even if they weren't, you don't have to be current to completely dominate the ataribox. The PS3 will be a more viable platform in 2019. Maybe even the PS2. Ironically, I wouldn't even rule out the JagCD. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Comix Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Just make a Jaguar mini. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Just make a Jaguar mini. https://www.instructables.com/id/Making-Toilet-for-Barbie-Dollhouse/ 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Spriggy Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 (edited) Just make a Jaguar mini. Sorry ... It's quiet at work. Blame Flojo #nothingtoseeheremovealong Edited January 21, 2019 by Spriggy 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom_of_Krankor Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Where did you learn to fly? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+x=usr(1536) Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Want your free T-shirt? Better not live in France: You might think that a French-owned company with French executive management that's based out of France might understand how to address a package going to France from the US... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColecoJoe Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Want your free T-shirt? Better not live in France: You might think that a French-owned company with French executive management that's based out of France might understand how to address a package going to France from the US... Not a big deal. how many Jean's can there be in France???? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Many of the backers with French sounding names sound like they work for Atari anyway. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Where did you learn to fly? I'd photoshop fred cheesehaed's face into Cybermorph, but I'm at work. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 I don't know what glue they're sniffing over there. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 "Atari" wants us to believe that Rob Wyatt has been back for "many many months" and they shared the skydiving wreck story "long after the event happened." If this is true, why have they not seen fit to show us any real progress, especially if we are "many many months" after the unfortunate incident? Perhaps John Phelan's sense of smell is broken. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Spriggy Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 (edited) I don't know what glue they're sniffing over there. sniffing_glue_fail.jpg I believe it's actually Pont l'Eveque. It appears a number of them are all sitting around the same bucket, passing it on! "Pont l’Eveque has a foul aroma when held to the nose. Its interior smells fecal, a bit like horse or dog droppings." https://cheesechatter.wordpress.com/2010/07/18/pont-leveque-stinky-and-satisfying/ Edited January 22, 2019 by Spriggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom_of_Krankor Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 I wish I had half the optimism/enthusiasm about life in general that Johnphelan1979 has about the Ataribox. I hope it doesn't crush him too bad when this thing ultimately winds up being the next Gameband. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Comix Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 jaguarmini.jpgbadumtss.gif Sorry ... It's quiet at work. Blame Flojo #nothingtoseeheremovealong I'll take 7 of those. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Dang it. Scrap that plan. I need to SAVE my pennies for the MadBox. So much vaporware to save for.... only so much on the money tree! Someone jokingly mentioned on Twitter the MadBox doubles as a bowling ball stand. Especially useful if have a bowling alley with a cosmic theme. What does AtariVCS already made so far? A faceplate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 What does AtariVCS already made so far? A faceplate.And many many facepalms. So much more than video games. Simple as that. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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