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Things you never hear an Atari fan say...

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One more:

 

"I really hate this 1-10 rarity numbering system! Why doesn't someone come out with an alphabetical list using pluses and minuses?"

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things atari fans will never say:

 

"...no, i am completly satisfied with just owning my copy of surround..."

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"This 5200 controller is the best ever!!!"
Hey!

 

"I'll trade you my Quadrun for a spare PacMan."

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"Man, the day that Jack Tramiel took over Atari, I said to myself "He's gonna make the most awesome video games we've ever seen!"".

 

"Sorry, but I prefer the 2600 version of Pac-Man."

 

"That dragon in Adventure looks so realistic!"

 

"Sure, I've got an extra copy of Qaudrun."

 

"Hey, this front label is dirty. I'll just peel it off..."

 

Hehe, this is a good thread.

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That's a dragon?

 

Oh. I always wondered what that was! Looks like a freakin' duck!

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"hey I'll give you 2 Atari carts for each NES cart if you want to trade with me, you also get to choose any game you want from my collection, I don't care, what? not good enough? Ok, um, I can also take Genesis carts, but only if they're Sports games, Do we have a deal?"

 

"Yes, your little brother can take half of those old Atari games, I need to make some space, and while he's at it I'll make sure he grabs some extra Consoles, they're just dusty old gadgets anyway"

 

"I'm so Lucky! I bought a pile of 20 Atari carts and 8 of them were Combats! Woo Hoo!"

 

"I found a mint 7800 complete with Box, Manuals, ProLine Joysticks and Power Supply, the guy wanted $12 for everything, but I was smart enough to convince him to sell me the console only and he agreed, I only had to pay $10 for my Barebones 7800! Yay!"

 

:roll: :D

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I would... Atari is always there, sex isn't.  :)

 

It's there..But not as fun.

 

 

Man I hope they release a sequel to Firefly or better yet Sorcerer.

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"The Combat A.I. is too much adavanced. I never win against the VCS."

 

"Atari Games Boxes Artwork is ugly."

 

"I finished Yar's Revenge, there isn't enough levels to this game".

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I got three (or more) clues in Swordquest Earthworld/Fireworld without outside help.

 

I resent that! My brothers & I found 4 in EW and 5 or 6 in FW all by ourselves!

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Things an Atari 2600 Fan doesn't say:

 

-Just blow on it

-demon attack needs more FMV

-Zylons are a peaceful people

-The vertex shading in 3d tic-tac-toe by Telegames was way better than

the Atari version.

-must have more flicker

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Intellivision Kicks Ass

 

ET Kicks Ass

 

PacMan Kicks Ass

 

Double Dragon Kicks Ass

 

Jack Tramiel Kicks Ass

 

You get the point ;)

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More things that you would never hear an Atari addict say:

 

"Why would you play with all that old Atari stuff when you can play with a PS2?"

 

"Atari is so 20 years ago."

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"Quadrun, rare? Bah!"

 

"I bet I'll make a HUGE profit off these Pac-Man carts!"

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"I really get off playing Custer's Revenge!"

 

"Girls really love playing Bachelorette Party!"

 

"I left a TV message for my wife using the video graphics program in Surround!"

 

Rob Mitchell, Atlanta, GA

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