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Seanbaby takes on Religious NES Games

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In times of hardship, you need only ask yourself "What would Jesus do?". The answer is, of course, to throw fruit.

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Classic!

 

WWJD?

 

JWTFAG

 

Jesus Would Throw Fruit At Goats.

 

(unintentional appearance of the word fag in that initialization)

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Sean already lampooned Bible Adventures in his 20 worst NES games, so I suspect he just took that idea and ran with it.

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Classic!

 

WWJD?  

 

JWTFAG

 

Jesus Would Throw Fruit At Goats.

 

(unintentional appearance of the word fag in that initialization)

 

Hahaha

 

Gloria: Well, we're considering using the names of both of the baby's Grandfathers...Stanislaus Archibald Stivik.

Archie: Oh yeah? What's wrong with Archibald Stanislaus Stivik?!?

Gloria: Oh daddy...I don't think you'd want to give him that monogram.

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Believe it or not, there are some companies that are actually trying to make fun and interesting Christian-based videogames that don't play like lame retreads of existing secular videogames. Considering the Wisdom Tree hacks of previous Color Dreams games for the NES, plus the 3D Noah's Ark hack of the not-quite-there Wolfenstein 3D for the Super NES, I was half expecting someone out there doing a Christian hack of the really also-not-quite-there Nintendo 64 RPG game Quest 64.

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WHat game was "Spiritual Warfare" a hack of, anyway? Certainly not Zelda. It's too complex.

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It seems that none of these games are really good. Does someone need to be evil in order to produce a good game? It seems that they are making that case in a round about way.

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"Super Noah’s Ark 3D

The first Castle Wolfenstein was praised as a break-through in gaming with its immersive 3D Nazi-killing gameplay."

 

Funny, I don't remember the first Castle Wolfenstein having immersive 3-D gameplay...perhaps my TI-99 was out of adjustment...

 

:D

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I still like the episode of Simpsons where Bart bonds with Ned Flanders kids playing Bible Video games.   Now that was classic.

 

"Billy Graham's Bible Blaster?"

 

"Woo Hoo! Got him!"

"Nah. You just winged him. He's a Unitarian."

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