digdugnate Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 https://atarilife.com/ Just for @Cebus Capucinis Enjoy! Discuss! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimo Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Just when you thought fake Atari couldn't sink any further Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzip Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 weren't these announced like two years ago? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+wongojack Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Yeah - From 2017: https://venturebeat.com/2017/07/20/ataris-new-speakerhat-blends-wearables-with-fashion/ There are a lot of posts on AtariAge about Speakerhat, but they are mostly buried in the Ataribox thread. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0078265317 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 and 1 in post a random pic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlecRob Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 3 hours ago, mimo said: Just when you thought fake Atari couldn't sink any further Fake? They bought the intellectual property fair and square. Companies are bought and sold all the time. It’s not like they stole the name and are putting out bootleg products. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikebloke Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 21 minutes ago, AlecRob said: Fake? They bought the intellectual property fair and square. Companies are bought and sold all the time. It’s not like they stole the name and are putting out bootleg products. Was probably the reputation they got for starting kickstarter funds and then not delivering. Guess we can't say that's completely true now. We may not be getting pong on a watch, but there is now pong on a TV. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cebus Capucinis Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+GoldLeader Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 meh Call me when they get to SpeakerPants. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlsson Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 You mean air flow controlled so once it detects you're about to pass wind, the speaker turns on and blasts your favorite song to overcome the other sound? Perhaps even with built in perfume dispenser. Atari might be first to the market with a product that nobody knew they needed but could not live without once it is available. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+GoldLeader Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, carlsson said: You mean air flow controlled so once it detects you're about to pass wind, the speaker turns on and blasts your favorite song to overcome the other sound? Perhaps even with built in perfume dispenser. Atari might be first to the market with a product that nobody knew they needed but could not live without once it is available. Covering up the smell of something bad? No that's the job description of the ataribox social media crew! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cebus Capucinis Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 I was thinking more an air sensing active mic that turns on and actually amplifies the sound, but if you wanna cover it up, more power to you, I guess! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+cvga Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Cebus Capucinis said: I was thinking more an air sensing active mic that turns on and actually amplifies the sound, but if you wanna cover it up, more power to you, I guess! Pants that help with social distancing. That could useful! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPUWIZ Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 20 minutes ago, cvga said: Pants that help with social distancing. Hang a fake dick out of your pants, people will stay away from you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Won't that attract the cops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cebus Capucinis Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 9 minutes ago, CPUWIZ said: Hang a fake dick out of your pants, people will stay away from you. Why spend money on a fake one? Save a few bucks and go au naturale. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TACODON Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 I would have bought one but they all show out of stock! I guess only founding members got one. Are these TacoBox compatible by the way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlecRob Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Cebus Capucinis said: Why spend money on a fake one? Save a few bucks and go au naturale. There ain’t nothing natural about my penis 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlsson Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Now I'm envisioning a sex toy based on the Atari logotype, where the middle line is extendable upwards. It would make total sense after gambling, hotels and crypto currencies. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TACODON Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 @carlsson but will it have a speaker??? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlsson Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 It probably does, programmed to play jingles from old Atari 2600 games for certain types of actions. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+cvga Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Well that took a hard turn 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cebus Capucinis Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, cvga said: Well that took a hard turn Atari's for old farts and geezers, so there's a high chance it's more of a "soft" turn... 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzip Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 5 hours ago, carlsson said: Now I'm envisioning a sex toy based on the Atari logotype, where the middle line is extendable upwards. It would make total sense after gambling, hotels and crypto currencies. The models could be named after classic games "The Night Driver" "The Pole Positioner", "Missile at your Command" ... 2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Gemintronic Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 The AtariHat was the email they gave me after inquiring about developing games. Maybe the "VCS" is just a ultra flat hat stand for their real product? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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