carlsson Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Perhaps we should stop joking around in case some representative for Atari SA is lurking here. They may get ideas! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzip Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 13 minutes ago, carlsson said: Perhaps we should stop joking around in case some representative for Atari SA is lurking here. They may get ideas! Well then at least I can tell my grandchildren that I named a real product! I just couldn't tell them what it was because they'd be too young... ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+GoldLeader Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 12 hours ago, CPUWIZ said: Hang a fake dick out of your pants, people will stay away from you. 12 hours ago, Cebus Capucinis said: Why spend money on a fake one? Save a few bucks and go au naturale. 9 hours ago, AlecRob said: There ain’t nothing natural about my penis 8 hours ago, carlsson said: Now I'm envisioning a sex toy based on the Atari logotype, where the middle line is extendable upwards. It would make total sense after gambling, hotels and crypto currencies. 2 hours ago, zzip said: The models could be named after classic games "The Night Driver" "The Pole Positioner", "Missile at your Command" ... Oh, So you guys ARE reading my Newsletter! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+KaeruYojimbo Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 hours ago, carlsson said: They may get ideas! They've been able to get by without any for years, why would they change that now? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 16 hours ago, AlecRob said: There ain’t nothing natural about my penis Sorry to hear you ended up with an innie. At least you are cool with it and willing to joke about it publicly. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cebus Capucinis Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 9 hours ago, zzip said: The models could be named after classic games "The Night Driver" "The Pole Positioner", "Missile at your Command" ... Mr. Do's Wild Ride..... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+GoldLeader Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Assteroids? (heh) With a Missile at your Command even something like Space Invaders, ... Space? Invade Hers! can sound Xevious... I like games played with my joystick, but also my paddles, and don't get me started on my Track Balls... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamemoose Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Cebus Capucinis said: Mr. Do's Wild Ride..... Keep it simple....Pong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Stephen Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Gamemoose said: 2 hours ago, Cebus Capucinis said: Mr. Do's Wild Ride..... Keep it simple....Pong Combine the two and get Mr. Dongs Wild Ride! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadrunner Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Back on topic , only 1 Speaker Hat on ebay for $150 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hydro Thunder Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 3 hours ago, roadrunner said: Back on topic , only 1 Speaker Hat on ebay for $150 Correction, 1 Speaker Hat on Ebay for ONLY $150!! Can you belieeeeeve it??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cebus Capucinis Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 I L@@ked far and l@@ked wide, and it was all I could find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atarick Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 16 hours ago, Cebus Capucinis said: Mr. Do's Wild Ride..... Super Cobra 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlsson Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 I spotted this thread, just about 15 years old: 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Stephen Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 2 hours ago, carlsson said: I spotted this thread, just about 15 years old: "Potentially" NSFW? Who would that be safe for at work - people working in a vibrator factory? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlsson Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Perhaps if you have a very relaxed work environment where supervisors & logging systems don't care as long as you don't full on watch pr0n? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlecRob Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 does anyone know how long the battery life on the speaker hat is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 On 12/18/2020 at 8:48 AM, zzip said: The models could be named after classic games "The Night Driver" "The Pole Positioner", "Missile at your Command" ... Sssnake Tunnel Runner Slot Machine Canyon Bomber 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+x=usr(1536) Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 (edited) On 12/18/2020 at 8:48 AM, zzip said: The models could be named after classic games "The Night Driver" "The Pole Positioner", "Missile at your Command" ... On 12/18/2020 at 6:06 PM, Cebus Capucinis said: Mr. Do's Wild Ride..... On 12/18/2020 at 7:07 PM, Gamemoose said: Keep it simple....Pong On 12/18/2020 at 8:22 PM, Stephen said: Combine the two and get Mr. Dongs Wild Ride! On 12/19/2020 at 10:45 AM, Atarick said: Super Cobra On 1/6/2021 at 11:43 PM, toiletunes said: Sssnake Tunnel Runner Slot Machine Canyon Bomber Hard Drivin' Fast Freddie Alley Master Naughty Boy Tail Gunner Bump 'N' Jump Rampage Timber All, of course, advertised under the same tagline as this flyer used: Heh, even the footer tagline works. Edited January 10, 2021 by x=usr(1536) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeatari1 Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 On 1/6/2021 at 10:47 PM, AlecRob said: does anyone know how long the battery life on the speaker hat is? I don't think you can even get one now anyway. It appears they are sold out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leech Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 (edited) On 1/10/2021 at 8:50 AM, x=usr(1536) said: Hard Drivin' Fast Freddie Alley Master Naughty Boy Tail Gunner Bump 'N' Jump Rampage Timber All, of course, advertised under the same tagline as this flyer used: Heh, even the footer tagline works. I don't know why, but ALLEY MASTER is the one that finally made me laugh out loud! Edited January 13, 2021 by leech 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leech Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Apparently the Speaker Hats do work on the AtariVCS. Would be better if my Atari branded fight stick from Microcenter would work with it out of the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nathan Strum Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 On 1/6/2021 at 7:47 PM, AlecRob said: does anyone know how long the battery life on the speaker hat is? https://www.atari.com/contact-support/ They should be able to tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danjovic Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Ready-made joke: X Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danjovic Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Now being serious, what to expect from the sound of a couple of thin loudspeakers located close to each other and away from the ears? Low quality, of course. Limited bandwith, specially on bass region, and low stereophonic effect. That might be enough for the original Atari games, but I wouldn't spend my money on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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