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Perhaps we should stop joking around in case some representative for Atari SA is lurking here. They may get ideas!

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13 minutes ago, carlsson said:

Perhaps we should stop joking around in case some representative for Atari SA is lurking here. They may get ideas!

Well then at least I can tell my grandchildren that I named a real product!  I just couldn't tell them what it was because they'd be too young...   😆

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12 hours ago, CPUWIZ said:

 

Hang a fake dick out of your pants, people will stay away from you.

 

12 hours ago, Cebus Capucinis said:

Why spend money on a fake one? Save a few bucks and go au naturale.

 

9 hours ago, AlecRob said:

There ain’t nothing natural about my penis

 

8 hours ago, carlsson said:

Now I'm envisioning a sex toy based on the Atari logotype, where the middle line is extendable upwards. It would make total sense after gambling, hotels and crypto currencies.

 

2 hours ago, zzip said:

The models could be named after classic games "The Night Driver"  "The Pole Positioner",  "Missile at your Command" ...

 

Oh,  So you guys ARE reading my Newsletter!

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16 hours ago, AlecRob said:

There ain’t nothing natural about my penis

 

Sorry to hear you ended up with an innie. At least you are cool with it and willing to joke about it publicly. 

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9 hours ago, zzip said:

The models could be named after classic games "The Night Driver"  "The Pole Positioner",  "Missile at your Command" ...

Mr. Do's Wild Ride.....

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Assteroids?

 

 

(heh)

 

With a Missile at your Command even something like Space Invaders, ... Space?  Invade Hers!  can sound Xevious...

 

I like games played with my joystick,  but also my paddles,  and don't get me started on my Track Balls...

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1 hour ago, Gamemoose said:
2 hours ago, Cebus Capucinis said:

Mr. Do's Wild Ride.....

Keep it simple....Pong

Combine the two and get Mr. Dongs Wild Ride!

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3 hours ago, roadrunner said:

Back on topic , only 1 Speaker Hat on ebay for $150 

 

Correction, 1 Speaker Hat on Ebay for ONLY $150!!  Can you belieeeeeve it???

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2 hours ago, carlsson said:

I spotted this thread, just about 15 years old:

 

"Potentially" NSFW?  Who would that be safe for at work - people working in a vibrator factory?

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Perhaps if you have a very relaxed work environment where supervisors & logging systems don't care as long as you don't full on watch pr0n?

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does anyone know how long the battery life on the speaker hat is?

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On 12/18/2020 at 8:48 AM, zzip said:

The models could be named after classic games "The Night Driver"  "The Pole Positioner",  "Missile at your Command" ...

Sssnake

Tunnel Runner

Slot Machine

Canyon Bomber

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On 12/18/2020 at 8:48 AM, zzip said:

The models could be named after classic games "The Night Driver"  "The Pole Positioner",  "Missile at your Command" ...

 

On 12/18/2020 at 6:06 PM, Cebus Capucinis said:

Mr. Do's Wild Ride.....

 

On 12/18/2020 at 7:07 PM, Gamemoose said:

Keep it simple....Pong

 

On 12/18/2020 at 8:22 PM, Stephen said:

Combine the two and get Mr. Dongs Wild Ride!

 

On 12/19/2020 at 10:45 AM, Atarick said:

Super Cobra

 

On 1/6/2021 at 11:43 PM, toiletunes said:

Sssnake

Tunnel Runner

Slot Machine

Canyon Bomber

 

Hard Drivin'

Fast Freddie

Alley Master

Naughty Boy

Tail Gunner

Bump 'N' Jump

Rampage

Timber

 

All, of course, advertised under the same tagline as this flyer used:

 

Get A Piece Of The Action...

 

Heh, even the footer tagline works.

 

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On 1/6/2021 at 10:47 PM, AlecRob said:

does anyone know how long the battery life on the speaker hat is?

I don't think you can even get one now anyway.  It appears they are sold out.

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On 1/10/2021 at 8:50 AM, x=usr(1536) said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hard Drivin'

Fast Freddie

Alley Master

Naughty Boy

Tail Gunner

Bump 'N' Jump

Rampage

Timber

 

All, of course, advertised under the same tagline as this flyer used:

 

Get A Piece Of The Action...

 

Heh, even the footer tagline works.

 

I don't know why, but ALLEY MASTER is the one that finally made me laugh out loud!

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Apparently the Speaker Hats do work on the AtariVCS.   Would be better if my Atari branded fight stick from Microcenter would work with it out of the box.

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Now being serious, what to expect  from the sound of a couple of thin loudspeakers  located close to each other and away from the ears? Low quality, of course. Limited bandwith, specially on bass region, and low stereophonic effect.

That might be enough for the original Atari games, but I wouldn't spend my money on that. 

 

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