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14 hours ago, Cebus Capucinis said:

Is it the simulator itself that's Deluxe, or is it only stimulating Deluxe Butt Plugs (pleb Butt Plugs need not apply)? Believe me, discerning tastes can tell the difference!

its the simulator itself.  First of all it was gonna be "Butt Plug Simulator" but then i decided for some insane reason to add a twinkling starfield so called it "deluxe"

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In true vintage fashion, it needs to come with a lovely comic book manual, describing in grisly detail the plight of the people of Poopulon IV,  as they try desperately to save their homes from the ravages of the Assalians, and their fiendish plot to install space based advertising.

 

That's right. The Assholes from the Marketing planet have sent their mothership, and it is up to our stalwart crew to put a stopper in their plans once and for all!

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I eagerly await the spin off, "Assassins of Ass Planet."  Is that like building a dick ship to get back to Dick Planet?

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8 hours ago, wierd_w said:

In true vintage fashion, it needs to come with a lovely comic book manual, describing in grisly detail the plight of the people of Poopulon IV,  as they try desperately to save their homes from the ravages of the Assalians, and their fiendish plot to install space based advertising.

 

That's right. The Assholes from the Marketing planet have sent their mothership, and it is up to our stalwart crew to put a stopper in their plans once and for all!

I normally don't respond to these type, but couldn't resist.

 

Ok, asslings, take me to your peter!

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24 minutes ago, senior_falcon said:

Sorry, but I just gotta ask. It is a simulator or a stimulator?

If someone designs a force-feedback option for the TI, it could be both ;-)

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On 7/18/2021 at 3:34 PM, OX. said:

Butt needs the ability to "fire" back ;)

Maybe with a little Purple Yellow Rain?  :D

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Maybe, just maybe, we need an easier version with a Kim Kardashian butt that fills the sky?  🤣🤣🤣

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