The Atari VCS Controversies Thread

[Shaggy the Atarian]

42 minutes ago, Bill Loguidice said:

Avalanche is one of the built-in, licensed games on the Legends Ultimate home arcade machine. Works great with the spinners.

I've gotten some emails about that one from AtGames...it certainly interests me more than several A1ups. Good to know!

 

1 hour ago, Stephen said:

Digital collectibles even!

Ah yes, thanks for the correction

[CPUWIZ]

5 hours ago, Shaggy the Atarian said:

the most vaunted feature on this un-console

 

Netflix?

[+x=usr(1536)]

58 minutes ago, CPUWIZ said:

 

Netflix?

Moms.

[Shaggy the Atarian]

11 hours ago, CPUWIZ said:

 

Netflix?

Has anyone's mom ever watched Netflix using an Atari classic controller while running the app off of HaikuOS from an Atari-branded USB stick?

 

 

CHECKMATE SONY!

[+x=usr(1536)]

12 minutes ago, Shaggy the Atarian said:

Has anyone's mom ever watched Netflix using an Atari classic controller while running the app off of HaikuOS from an Atari-branded USB stick?

 

Challenge accepted!

Edited November 14, 2020 by x=usr(1536)

[godslabrat]

13 hours ago, x=usr(1536) said:

Moms.

The Atari VCS is its own "Your Mom" joke.

[Mockduck]

Get one of these Nintendos for your mom. 

[Mockduck]

Also glad I am not the only person out there who loves Avalanche.

[Shaggy the Atarian]

13 minutes ago, godslabrat said:

The Atari VCS is its own "Your Mom" joke.

"The Atari VCS - The Un-console that no mom has ever heard of or wanted!"

 

[OCAT]

^ Like this MOM?
 

Or These Moms?

 

Edited November 14, 2020 by OCAT

[+Stephen]

Preferably the MILFS.  No point in Netflix and Chill otherwise

[Chopsus]

4 hours ago, godslabrat said:

The Atari VCS is its own "Your Mom" joke.

You mean like:
 

Yo Mumma’s so dumb she bought an Atari to watch Netflix?

 

... certainly fits the emotional intelligence of some over on IGG 😂 

[godslabrat]

15 minutes ago, Chopsus said:

You mean like:
 

Yo Mumma’s so dumb she bought an Atari to watch Netflix?

 

... certainly fits the emotional intelligence of some over on IGG 😂 

Yo mama's so cheap, she was #101 in Atari's 100-pack!

[Chopsus]

6 minutes ago, godslabrat said:

Yo mama's so cheap, she was #101 in Atari's 100-pack!

Yo mama’s smells so bad, she’s the poster mom for Atari Pong!

Edited November 14, 2020 by Chopsus

[godslabrat]

1 minute ago, Chopsus said:

Yo mama’s smells so bad, she’s the poster mom for Atari Pong!

Yo mama's so nasty, when I asked her for a paddle, she expected a tip!

[Chopsus]

Just now, godslabrat said:

Yo mama's so nasty, when I asked her for a paddle, she expected a tip!

Yo mama’s so poor ‘cause she invested her retirement savings in Atari Token 😆 

[godslabrat]

Yo mama so dumb, when I said "Atari Token", she said "Well, of course they are!"

[Chopsus]

Yo momma’s so gullible she bought an Atari to play Tempest 4000! 😆 

[+Nathan Strum]

2 hours ago, Chopsus said:

Yo momma’s so gullible she bought Atari

Fixed that for ya'.

 

If I'm going to invest in a dumpster fire, I'd rather get one of these:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/854471350/

And yes, the fire lights up.

 

I wonder if they'd custom make one with an Atari logo on it?

[Chopsus]

17 hours ago, Nathan Strum said:

Fixed that for ya'.

 

If I'm going to invest in a dumpster fire, I'd rather get one of these:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/854471350/

And yes, the fire lights up.

 

I wonder if they'd custom make one with an Atari logo on it?

‘perhaps we should launch an IGG campaign?

 

will likely be more successful then than the VCS @ 1/20th the cost ... could even put a R-Pie in it LOL

 

Edited November 15, 2020 by Chopsus

[OCAT]

What is with Atari and "$5" LOL, like some kinda back alley street hustla!

$5 clams buddy, DLC... 100 games, you know you want it. 😎 👌🏼

Edited November 15, 2020 by OCAT

[Chopsus]

1 hour ago, OCAT said:

What is with Atari and "$5" LOL, like some kinda back alley street hustla!

$5 clams buddy, DLC... 100 games, you know you want it. 😎 👌🏼

FArtari thinks it is slick when it ain’t LOL!

[+Nathan Strum]

I ordered a green dumpster fire (without the "2020"). That way I can put my own Atari sticker on it.

[Matt_B]

12 minutes ago, Nathan Strum said:

I ordered a green dumpster fire (without the "2020"). That way I can put my own Atari sticker on it.

Don't forget the woodgrain. 😀

[OCAT]

Atari's Hubris is bigger than anyone can imagine, for example;

at my Local Dollar store I can get a PlayStation T-shirt for $4 Canadian Pesos, but if I want an Atari T-shirt $20? WTF????
 

Edited November 16, 2020 by OCAT