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Son of the revenge of the bride of Disturbing Auctions 2!

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Inky

Inky
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I wonder if any rich Nigerians know about this

 

VD meets Hi-tech

 

Dolly has a new playmate!

 

For all your XXX sewing needs

 

I have a sneaking suspicion that the item you're bidding on isn't what's in the picture...

 

Only 99 cents??? What a bargain!

 

I wonder if JesusHChrist.com was already taken...

 

Not such a good deal, as sexual favors are excluded.

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UK WOMBLE

UK WOMBLE
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Sorry, but once again, it seems you yanks are total nutters........

 

I'm amazed people have the time to list these auctions, but then maybe that could be said of me responding to this post........... :ponder:

 

 

Si

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CPUWIZ

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Sorry, but once again, it seems you yanks are total nutters........

 

I'm amazed people have the time to list these auctions, but then maybe that could be said of me responding to this post........... :ponder:  

 

 

Si

 

Oh yeah, nothing strange on eBay UK now, is there ? :D

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...5&category=1469

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...7&category=1469

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...8&category=1469

 

:ponder:

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Bryan

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That last auction reads:

 

"I wish to develop an understanding of servitude."

 

More like,

 

"I wish to develop an understanding of having $500K"

 

-Bry

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SpendTooMuchOnAtari

SpendTooMuchOnAtari
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...69&category=317

 

I don't need to sell my Atari collection to solve my financial problems right now, I should just be a slave! 8)

 

 

 

I wish I would have thought of that. :roll:

 

 

I love these crazy auctions on eBay.....and oh yeah, I'm really relieved that sexual things are excluded. :|

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UK WOMBLE

UK WOMBLE
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Damn you Cpuwiz, trying to prove me wrong again, slurring the good name of my fine country ! :D

 

Out of interest , how did you find these, must have taken a while ?

I mean, theyre quite varied, or were they already on your watch list ? ;)

 

To be fair though, I see nothing unusual in these,, perhaps with the exception of the last one, hell, I may even bid on the sock things, theyre kinda cool :)

 

Don't you all go bidding against me now, I try to keep my auctions a secret until theyre over, but I'm making an exception here, don't make me regret my honesty, or I won't be so forthcoming next time, seriously.

 

Si

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Clock

Clock
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I was a bit unsure about this one

 

praisethelordsword.com

 

is it, 'praise the lords word'

 

or

 

'praise the lord sword', which is a very different type of website I'm sure :lolblue:

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vanman

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Sorry, but once again, it seems you yanks are total nutters........

 

I'm amazed people have the time to list these auctions, but then maybe that could be said of me responding to this post........... :ponder:  

 

 

Si

 

Ya, we are. but we are also tha happiest country...

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UK WOMBLE

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Ya, we are. but we are also tha happiest country...

 

What makes you think were not happy, I mean , high taxes, crap hospitals/schools, open borders for all the crap countries of the world to empty their prisons into, not forgetting the weather, and the price of beer...........plus a 'leader' who gives more of a toss about you guys than those of us who actually have to live here and pay for his mad schemes...........gggrrrrrr :x

 

'Hey Tony, lend us your army for a few years' - 'Sure George (Sir), we've no money to spend on the transport system, but hey, you guys need more oil' :roll:

 

..........oh , I see what you mean, I'm moving.... :sad:

 

 

I'm depressed now...... :(

 

Si

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sku_u

sku_u
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I'm depressed now...... :(  

 

Si

 

It's not all bad. Manchester United is tearing up the UEFA Cup scene once again :P :D

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UK WOMBLE

UK WOMBLE
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It's not all bad. Manchester United is tearing up the UEFA Cup scene once again    

 

 

Champions league, not uefa cup..

 

I'm from London, support a small London team (Unlike most round here who support man utd, 5 hour drive away, go figure ?)

 

So I particularly dislike man utd, as they represent all that is wrong in our fair game..........

 

Thanks for trying to cheer me up, it did'nt work though, I feel much worse now as I realise that even my footie team are crap :(

 

Off to bed now, before you all make me cry.... :sad:

 

Mind you, theres always the rugby, although I'm sure we'll find a way to mess that up...... :roll:

 

Si

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sku_u

sku_u
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Thanks for trying to cheer me up, it did'nt work though, I feel much worse now as I realise that even my footie team are crap  :(  

 

Off to bed now, before you all make me cry.... :sad:  

 

Mind you, theres always the rugby, although I'm sure we'll find a way to mess that up...... :roll:  

 

Si

 

What's your club's name? Are they in the Premier League?

 

I'm a Blackburn fan myself. :D

 

My mistake on the Champion's League.

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UK WOMBLE

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What's your club's name? Are they in the Premier League?  

 

I'm a Blackburn fan myself.  

 

My mistake on the Champion's League.  

 

Wimbledon FC, hence the womble reference in my tag....

 

We were premiership, got bought out by dodgy norwegians, then relegated and franchised up north :sad:

 

 

http://www.wisa.org.uk/history/

 

I believe this to be one of your less welcome exports, along with the mcdonalds 'fillet o fish'.

 

I hear it happens over in the US ?

Theft, thats all it is :x

 

Although now we have our own club and ground, AFC Wimbledon, and I cant wait for a few years time when we meet them in the cup or something, steel toecaps time :) Now all I have to do is get the tattoo I got when I was drunk altered a little, slip an 'A' in somewhere, sigh........

 

http://www.afcwimbledon.co.uk/matches/table.html

 

It topped a great year, where we balls'd up the world cup, I found out my girlfriend was a cheating slag, and I spent christmas day morning in the cells (I'll spare the details) ..... :roll:

 

Oh how I love this great country,

 

;) Si

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UK WOMBLE

UK WOMBLE
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Bedtime now, gotta get up early and put some £ in the bank so i can buy more stuff from cpuwiz, I should just start getting my clents to send the cheques straight to him :roll:

 

Good night all,

Si

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Brad2600

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I said it once already and I'll say it again:

 

Ebay needs a filter for stupid people and stupid auctions. :D

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