IMPORTANT, READ!

[Atari-Jess]

ok heres my beef. who ever wrote this text that i am about to paste, i really hate you.

 

 

Basically, VCS Frogs and Flies is a stupid game directed at stupid kids who come from stupid families which are headed by slothful parents who were too ignorant and cheap to buy the Intellivision Master Component, so they bought the indescribably bad Atari VCS unit instead. Most Atari games are so moronic that, as the Atari commercials delight in pointing out, they can be mastered in a number of minutes by the family pooch. The VCS unit itself is so worthless that it has been personally denounced by Richard Nixon and hailed by Carl Sagan as "the greatest boon to mankind since the scratch 'n' sniff bicycle seat."

 

The particulars of Frogs and Flies involve the player jumping up in the air to capture and swallow flies with his sticky and extended tongue. This game is recommended by psychologists for young children since it provides excellent educational benefits for a fertile young mind, particularly in the areas of personal hygiene and oral sex.

 

 

and find the link your self if you want it.

im not helping him.

(ps who ever wrote this, i hate you.)

[StanJr]

Don't get yer panties in a bunch. Obviously this what-ever-it-is was written:

a. by an complete idiot

b. to enrage atari lovers

c. out of jealously for never having a much wanted VCS

d. by an ignorant, close-minded Intellivison fanatic (NOT ALL INTV FANS ARE DUMB, JUST THIS ONE)

e. all of the above

 

Whatever it is, don't let it get to you. Remember what life was like before you encountered this? The more you get upset, the more the person who wrote it gets their satisfaction. Its no big, you still love Atari, right?

 

Oh and by the way, Frogs and Flies is a great two-player game. I personally love it.

 

Not a player-hater, Stan

[Sylentwulf]

Frogs n flies is dumb blah blah blah, obviously people who wanted the intellivision.....

 

 

Frogs n flies IS an intellivision game...

[MagMax667]

This guy obviously just wants attention. Ignore him and he'll eventually quit.

[Alex]

This is an old post that was intended to get a reaction, and the author is no longer hanging out on these boards. I'm closing this topic now.