DS IN THE CRAPPER!

[GruBBworM]

YOU KNOW YOU DO IT!!!

 

How many of you play yer DS on the crapper instead of reading the usaual magazine

[keilbaca]

I play my SP on the crapper...

 

about halfway through Metroid Zero Mission.

[+Random Terrain]

You're on the crapper long enough to play a game or read? May I introduce you to some fresh fruits and vegetables?

 

Taking a crap should be like war from above. Quickly drop your load and get the hell out of there. Hover above the target too long and your ass is in big trouble.

[CPUWIZ]

Taking a crap should be like war from above. Quickly drop your load and get the hell out of there. Hover above the target too long and your ass is in big trouble.

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[Video]

It may sound funny, but it's true. Sitting on the crapper to long among other things gives you problems with hemroids.

[Foxy Cleopatra]

ok that's just gross. So you're playing your game while you're doing your business. Then you have to wipe off your business, so you have to set your game down. And more than likely you are setting down somewhere in the bathroom.... have you ever heard that toilet's have a 6 foot spray zone? Yeah. So unless you are consistently and anally - no pun intended - closing your lid before you flush, your toilet is totally contaminating every surface within 6 feet of it. So after you're done and you, hopefully, wash your hands, you pick up your game which was lying in a mess of germs, and probably just got sprayed on. Do you go have a snack right after, too?

[sega saturn x]

I dont play games for the very reason foxy said plus if i ever try to sell it they would be "flagged".

[+FujiSkunk]

Welcome to "Fecal Matters." I'm your host, John Fecal!

[NE146]

Man... that's the ONLY place (aside from boring times standing around dept. stores with the wife) that I play my SP/PSP/DS. Although I tend to play the sp more than the DS. That time I spend on the throne is my haven.. no one can bother me there. It aint for any inability to poop I've just been that way since I was wee kid. I remember being barely six or something and sitting there with a JCPenny catalog. My dream was to have my mom buy me a toy plastic guitar and that I'd sit on the toilet strumming it. I never did do that.. but my mom did teach me to play guitar.. no toilet involved though

[shep]

Man... that's the ONLY place (aside from boring times standing around dept. stores with the wife) that I play my SP/PSP/DS. Although I tend to play the sp more than the DS.  That time I spend on the throne is my haven.. no one can bother me there. It aint for any inability to poop I've just been that way since I was wee kid. I remember being barely six or something and sitting there with a JCPenny catalog. My dream was to have my mom buy me a toy plastic guitar and that I'd sit on the toilet strumming it.   I never did do that.. but my mom did teach me to play guitar.. no toilet involved though

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I'll have to admit all my handheld consoles have had some fair amount of toilet time. Just can't help it...its nice to just sit there and think but sometimes I get bored...and Yoshi Touch n Go is so hard to put down! I love my Game.com for toilet time though, the solitaire works well on that system.

[+Sauron]

There's a reason why the crapper is often referred to as The Throne. My time in Marine Corps boot camp gave me a new appreciation of having my own private bathroom with as much time to use it as I wish. Sitting on The Throne often gives me time for contemplation, reading, or even playing my GBA SP without any disturbances. Some of us have at least some idea of hygiene, so I'm quite careful with how I contaminate any objects I might come into contact with while holding court. I never touch my SP (or anything else I can help) between the time that I wipe and wash my hands. I am also careful to make sure that the SP doesn't sit too close to The Throne when I'm flushing. I take care of my video game system, and they, in turn, take care of me.

[keilbaca]

There's a reason why the crapper is often referred to as The Throne. My time in Marine Corps boot camp gave me a new appreciation of having my own private bathroom with as much time to use it as I wish. Sitting on The Throne often gives me time for contemplation, reading, or even playing my GBA SP without any disturbances. Some of us have at least some idea of hygiene, so I'm quite careful with how I contaminate any objects I might come into contact with while holding court. I never touch my SP (or anything else I can help) between the time that I wipe and wash my hands. I am also careful to make sure that the SP doesn't sit too close to The Throne when I'm flushing. I take care of my video game system, and they, in turn, take care of me. 

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Exactly. Yes I close the lid when I flush, yes I wash my hands before putting the SP Away. For some reason my sense of smell sucks, so no worries there.

[NE146]

I wipe my ass with a GBC

[MegaManFan]

Somehow I took this more literally than intended. I thought this was going to be a reprint from a news site about Nintendo flushing all their future plans for DS down the commode.

[Shannon]

ok that's just gross. So you're playing your game while you're doing your business. Then you have to wipe off your business, so you have to set your game down. And more than likely you are setting down somewhere in the bathroom.... have you ever heard that toilet's have a 6 foot spray zone? Yeah. So unless you are consistently and anally - no pun intended - closing your lid before you flush, your toilet is totally contaminating every surface within 6 feet of it.  So after you're done and you, hopefully, wash your hands, you pick up your game which was lying in a mess of germs, and probably just got sprayed on. Do you go have a snack right after, too?

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There is always the option of flushing while your still setting on the toilet.

 

 

[GruBBworM]

ANYBODY WANNA BUY A DS???? (JOKE)

 

VERY LOW MILEAGE ON THE CRAPPER ROTF!!!!!

 

 

OOOO AND DONT WORRY ABOUT WHATS IN THE CREAVES'S

[Foxy Cleopatra]

ok that's just gross. So you're playing your game while you're doing your business. Then you have to wipe off your business, so you have to set your game down. And more than likely you are setting down somewhere in the bathroom.... have you ever heard that toilet's have a 6 foot spray zone? Yeah. So unless you are consistently and anally - no pun intended - closing your lid before you flush, your toilet is totally contaminating every surface within 6 feet of it.   So after you're done and you, hopefully, wash your hands, you pick up your game which was lying in a mess of germs, and probably just got sprayed on. Do you go have a snack right after, too?

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There is always the option of flushing while your still setting on the toilet.

 

 

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UGH! Maybe men just have a different point of view when it comes to the whole toilet thing, my brother used to take drinks in there with him. Just...ick

[GruBBworM]

well it happend I was sittin there ya know on the crapper playing RIDGEEEE RACER!!! and I made a hard left and fell off the crapper

[Brad2600]

If I had a handheld system, I wouldn't do this. I prefer to catch up on my reading on the john.

[Osbo]

I though this thread was about finding a DS in a crapper. My wife uses the SP when she's doing her business, I usually read (I have plenty of books sitting in top of the water tank)

[Flojomojo]

ok that's just gross. So you're playing your game while you're doing your business. Then you have to wipe off your business, so you have to set your game down. And more than likely you are setting down somewhere in the bathroom.... have you ever heard that toilet's have a 6 foot spray zone? Yeah. So unless you are consistently and anally - no pun intended - closing your lid before you flush, your toilet is totally contaminating every surface within 6 feet of it.  So after you're done and you, hopefully, wash your hands, you pick up your game which was lying in a mess of germs, and probably just got sprayed on. Do you go have a snack right after, too?

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Bah, don't be so prissy. That's why we have immune systems. A little e. coli isn't going to hurt anyone. Just wash your hands when you're done and you've gone a long way towards good hygiene.

 

I don't like to get too involved with other tasks whilst on the throne -- makes my legs fall asleep. Painful!

[Atarifever]

Well there we go, I just threw up in my own mouth. Seriously though, that is not the grossest thing you can do while in there...this is:

 

http://asontv.com/products/989368166.html

 

No, it is not pornography.

 

*Note: The link isn't working for me unless I copy and paste it or choose "Open URL"

Edited April 16, 2005 by Atarifever

[+Random Terrain]

Well there we go, I just threw up in my own mouth.  Seriously though, that is not the grossest thing you can do while in there...this is:

 

http://asontv.com/products/989368166.html

 

No, it is not pornography.

 

*Note: The link isn't working for me unless I copy and paste it or choose "Open URL"

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I don't get what the putter is for. You have a perfectly good penis dangling there that you could use. Oh, I forgot about the size of the average human male. Nevermind.

[liquid_sky]

I actually did a portion of my taxes while sitting on the throne this year. The ez form was not too hard, but getting over the taco bell diarehha from hell sure was! The only portable I own is a NGPC and I am totally obessivecompulsive about it, so it can never venture into the mens room.

[keilbaca]

ok that's just gross. So you're playing your game while you're doing your business. Then you have to wipe off your business, so you have to set your game down. And more than likely you are setting down somewhere in the bathroom.... have you ever heard that toilet's have a 6 foot spray zone? Yeah. So unless you are consistently and anally - no pun intended - closing your lid before you flush, your toilet is totally contaminating every surface within 6 feet of it.  So after you're done and you, hopefully, wash your hands, you pick up your game which was lying in a mess of germs, and probably just got sprayed on. Do you go have a snack right after, too?

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Bah, don't be so prissy. That's why we have immune systems. A little e. coli isn't going to hurt anyone. Just wash your hands when you're done and you've gone a long way towards good hygiene.

 

I don't like to get too involved with other tasks whilst on the throne -- makes my legs fall asleep. Painful!

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LMAO I do that all the time. Really interesting getting up, then your legs get all cold and all you can do is lay down and hope for it all to go away.