jahfish Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 i clearly see that most collectors here are shocked by the ugly item i have posted. so here we go: What are the TOP 5 items you really don't want to see on this planet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moycon Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 1.) Mystique Beat Em and Eat Em brand Gummi Penis's 2.) Pitfall Harrys Hair Remover 3.) Asteroids Hemmeroid Cream 4.) CD: The music of Atari's Outer Space 5.) Dig Dug Tampons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osmeroid Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 While I must agree with you J, the saddest thing is that I am kinda' tempted to bid for it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jahfish Posted January 30, 2002 Author Share Posted January 30, 2002 no, please.... don't pressurise me to include it in my top 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liveinabin Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 The Custers Revenge guide to dating Vanilla Ice sings Atari jr ad 7" The Tramiel Autobiography "my triumph" That phone cover An adaptor to use 5200 sticks in ALL your systems!!! [ 01-31-2002: Message edited by: liveinabin ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Night Phantom Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 quote: Originally posted by liveinabin: An adaptor to use 5200 sticks in ALL your systems!!! LOL!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atari-Jess Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by liveinabin: The Tramiel Autobiography "my triumph" Im sorry that one was just too rich... In no order at all.... Skeet Shoot brand Skeet shooting guns "With identical aim to the game!" 7800 cartridge shot tightener "are all of your games fitting in your 7800? make it the way it was as annoying as can be by tightning up your cartridge slot!" Atari Jaguar 8-track cassette Attachment "Because taking a step backwards is just the way to go!" Gameshark Jag v3.3 "Did you like how your n64 gameshark broke after 2 uses? well relive that feeling of anger and fustration with the Gameshark for Jaguar!" Atari Brand underwear "keep YOUR favorite video game company close to your crotch!" ENJOY! (and i like that phone cover... to bad i dont use ebay or have a credit card or that model phone.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 Uhhh.. Pac-Man Power Pellet Suppositories Peter Pepper Bran Flakes Kaboom brand Laxitives Starmaster bait Rev. Sun Myung Moon Patrol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquid_sky Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 That programmer that became a womans penis Todd Frys Fry Business card for David Cranes Barber Stobe Light (make ALL your games flicker) Toobin - 2600 (they woulda butchered it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwh Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 The Official E.T. Collectable Shovel--"Hours of enjoyment digging your own pits, jumping in one and screaming for help" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter_J-64 Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 LOL "Have you played Infogrames toady?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fretwobbler Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Posted by Moycon - quote5.) Dig Dug Tampons Do they come with an aplicator and string or is the point that you have to dig them out? (I promise not to post anything else in bad taste, but Moycon started it ) Adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattG/Snyper2099 Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 i don't think the phone cover would be so bad if it didn't have blue bubbles in the backround? wtf not just make it woodgrain? kudos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liveinabin Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Thats a good point. I'm all for woodgraining EVERTHING! I'm so jealous of you american chaps and your station wagons - the only wood we ever had on OUR cars was real, imagine the luxury of a veneered car!! If I get the time, I'm gonna veneer my playstation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jahfish Posted February 2, 2002 Author Share Posted February 2, 2002 damn, just saw that my last posting didn't work.... and i lost some of my ideas ... still i have a few more that would be horrible too 1) woodgrain toilet seat with difficulty switch 2) ET for real saying "ET play homerun" all day long 3) Kid Vid set with 3 michael jackson tapes 4) "infogamian player inside" - t-shirt or "certified infogamian" patch 5) Salu memorabilia produced as bad and cheap as their carts need help ... do you write it "infogamian" or "infogaymian"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liveinabin Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 "1) woodgrain toilet seat with difficulty switch" what would the EPROM capacity on that be? Would it be able to take on oversized dump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Night Phantom Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 quote: Originally posted by jahfish: need help ... do you write it "infogamian" or "infogaymian"? Well, Infogrames is French, so... Infogramien? Infogrammatique? Infogrammairien? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jahfish Posted February 3, 2002 Author Share Posted February 3, 2002 and the conspiracy continues .... what about .... infotramiel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jahfish Posted February 5, 2002 Author Share Posted February 5, 2002 ok, here we go .... the horror just isn't stopping ... http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?V...item=1329262923 buuaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liveinabin Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 No way! That's pretty cool in an ugly stupid type of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moycon Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 I found this on ebay!!! Ok no not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmi Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 Isnt that a back massager? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jahfish Posted February 5, 2002 Author Share Posted February 5, 2002 hehe, good one it reminds me one of my projects: custer's commander. i started a package design and we sticked a pink dildo on a regular controller, but then i had trouble finding the apropriate paint for the controller .... and i got stuck with finding the same typo for the heads ... maybe i should start that one again .... so many news hacks, but no new accessoires ... that should be a new 'discipline': like pitfallaimee's dust covers, or my arabian stickers ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Ragan Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 I've got one! A 2002 calender featuring nude centerfolds of all your favorite video game designers and company owners! JR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atarimastermarty Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 Those were great, im rolling on the ground. 1)Atari halloween costumes (they would suck, oh yea they did release them, and they did suck) 2)Atari candy bar (with real living centipedes inside) 3)Atari Dragsters for kids (with real working fire and all, how fast can you blow your engine) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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