Have you read Atari today?

[Osmeroid]

An Atari 'story'....

 

One dull day my friend and I decided that we needed more Adventure, so we bought tickets for the race track to see the Indy 500. My driving HERO had taken Pole Position, he was the Sprint Master of the circuit.

 

I talked to my companion, who agreed that the hot weather could prove to be a Pitfall. I agreed, the heat could drive anyone Berzerk. My favourite driver would now have to be careful, the hot track could prove to be a Fatal Run where crashing cars simply went Kaboom!. Luckily, the driver obviously saw that Mouse Trap and kept his cool as he proceeded to Dodge 'Em.

 

Finally he won, proving that racing was not really about the car but A Game of Concentration

 

Any more?

[Lost Monkey]

Any attempt at this by me would be a Dishaster!

[Osmeroid]

quote:

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Originally posted by Lost Monkey:

Any attempt at this by me would be a

Dishaster

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He-hee!

 

Then why not tell us the tale of when you visited the Circus Atari? What was your favourite? The skills of the jugglers Dancing Plates? Or the clowns 'Off The Wall' humour?

 

Or how about a cowboy story? The one about the desperate Outlaw? I heard that after being jailed he tried to Breakout because he had robbed the Casino after losing at Blackjack!

 

 

 

 

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[StanJr]

I'd settle for a peaceful picnic myself.

[liquid_sky]

Id rather not go on that picnic, all the frogs and flies get on my nerves

[Lemmi]

Im just going to sit in my room until The Earth Dies Screaming and if anyone tries to stop me i will Beat'em and Eat'em with a stick

[Cassidy Nolen]

Ugh,

 

Those are awful. What ever happened to the sandwich jokes?

 

 

 

Cassidy

[liquid_sky]

if you dont like it you can go berzerk and shove your head down a pressure cooker

 

Just playin

[King Atari]

I was going to fight some Space Invaders until I realized that I had a deathly fear of anything alien, I was xenophobe-ic.

 

 

Heh heh, top that.

[Lemmi]

Superman, Flash Gordon, Spiderman and Buck Rogers were having a Picnic, then they decided to Venture out into the Waterworld and they were all killed by the Deadly Duck

[Scooterb23]

Miner 2049'er went away for a Jungle Hunt. He went into the Crypt of Chaos, and became Entombed in the Room of Doom to which Miner 2049'er exclaimed that there was "No Escape!". During his Adventure, Action Man came by to help, but was ejected through an Airlock by an Alien. Above him, a brief Artillery Duel ensued, followed by an Air-Sea Battle. Miner 2049'er did some Basic Math and realized not even the A-Team could save him from his Deathtrap. But suddenly, a Canyon Bomber (named the Desert Falcon) came Barnstorming by, during his Fatal Run, the Canyon Bomber was heard to yell "I Want My Mommy!" The Canyon Bomber finally was able to Infiltrate the Room of Doom (with a bright Laser Blast and a loud Kaboom!)and Miner 2049'er climbed out of the Room of Doom to the nearby River Patrol. The River Patrol asked Miner 2049'er if he wanted some Fast Food, but Miner 2049'er declined, saying "Tanks but No Tanks."

 

And that ends Miner 2049'ers Journey Escape

 

Thank you