Atarinvader reply quickly before they all drive me insane *t

[Skatepunk60]

Atarinvader instead of me doing a review on basic atari matenance how about a part where i could answer questions put up by people with broken ataris

 

they could post the problem and i could try to solve it

 

[ 03-28-2002: Message edited by: skatepunk60 ]

[StanJr]

I can see it now...

 

"Dear Joe,

 

I hit my atari with a sledge hammer sixty-four times. Then I doused it in gasoline and set it on fire. Then I peed on it while screaming "house on fire, house on fire, put it out!" After that a bird took some of the wiring and made a nest.

 

How can I get my atari working again???

 

Mangled in Miami"

[Skatepunk60]

well mangled you can start with some super glue a toilet paper roll and a goat.....

[pitfallaimee]

Dear Joe:

 

I backed over my Vader with a 1976 Dodge Aspen. The system is a little flat, won't accept cartridges, and it seems to be on fire! What could this be? Is there something I can do to fix it? I suspect it's hooked up wrong. Help!

 

Confused in Suburbia

[Eduardo]

Hey aimee:

 

Wich 2600 games are going to college?

 

I hope that Vader wasn't the one you were planning to take to college LOL just kidding.

 

"Never try and teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."

- Lazerus Long

[King Atari]

I'm doing something like that for the newsletter. It's more of a joke, though.

[Noble Kale]

Dear Joe,

This girl on atari age's messageboard seems to be ignoring me.... wait, wrong advice column

[Skatepunk60]

Dear Kale ,

Thats a hard one hmmmm..... I think you should buy her a new car MAYBE just MAYBE thatll work

 

But im trying to be serious here

[pitfallaimee]

Skatepunk! You didn't answer my question!

 

BTW I think the feature would be great if you can get anyone to write in.

 

side note:

 

I wound up putting the following games on my pack list:

 

Pitfall! & Pitfall II (obviously)

River Raid

Turmoil

Combat

Warlords

Kaboom!

Freeway

Basketball

Realsports Football

Ms. Pacman

Donkey Kong (Can't live with it, can't live without it)

Frogs n Flies

Berzerk

Midnight Magic

Jungle Hunt

Empire Strikes Back

Frogger

Adventure

Haunted House

and MANY MORE (I can't quite recall what all of them were, lots of common, and some of my quirky fav's)

 

further side note:

 

*blows kiss to Noble Kale*

[Skatepunk60]

*sigh* If i must

...Dear confused in suburbia,

Turn cartridge around , insert , play

[Noble Kale]

w00t!!!!!! I gotta kiss!

 

I feel special now...

(and no, I wasn't insinuating that anyone was ignoring me..)

[Skatepunk60]

quote

 *blows kiss to Noble Kale*

 

Whoa here he gets one and not me??????????????

 

Ohh thats is it even after i answered your question

[pitfallaimee]

*blows kiss to SkatePunk*

[Skatepunk60]

Eat That Kale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Just kidding

[Skatepunk60]

quote:

---

Originally posted by Noble Kale:

w00t!!!!!! I gotta kiss!

 

I feel special now...

(and no, I wasn't insinuating that anyone was ignoring me..)

---

 

who said you were?

[pitfallaimee]

Anyone else want a kiss? Since my fairy-tale html romance with Atarinvader deteriorated, I've plenty of attention for everyone else...

[Noble Kale]

hey! I don't feel special anymore.... *mumbling*... anyone wants me I'm not here... *slam of door*

*indistinct sobbing noise*

only joking...

Skate: to you too buddy

[pitfallaimee]

Enough of that! ALL my pretend internet boyfriends are special.

[liveinabin]

Yeah, I'll go for a kiss, I'm still a batchelor!!

[Malix]

quote:

---

Originally posted by liveinabin:

Yeah, I'll go for a kiss, I'm still a batchelor!!

---

 

Delude yourself all you want dude....you are far from a batchelor.

[pitfallaimee]

*blows bachelor kiss to Liveinabin*

*nods cordially to Kate*

[liveinabin]

Nooo! you don't need to nod to Kate. She's not here, she knows nothing hehe

[King Atari]

Don't forget me, Aimee!

[Skatepunk60]

O....k..... how bout we get this topic BACK to the original idea here people

[ubersaurus]

yeah, we all like kisses. If I kiss my 7800 carts will they work in my 2600?