All new N64 ONLY website coming soon!

[Artlover]

I was only interested so we could flood his site with traffic and get it either disabled on a regular basis or him charged extra money for exceeding bandwidth, so it's all good.

[Atarifever]

Hey, there's a guy who posts on the Videogame Critic forums who started this N64 website a few days ago. I don't agree with his ratings, or his spelling of most words, and it's easy to tell he's probably younger than the N64, but I figured it was a consolation prize for people waitng for the Nintendo Penguin one. It also shows that anyone who wants to can make a website on this themselves. Also, if you've been dying to debate some reviews, this should help. Trust me, they're all debateable...a lot.

 

Conker's Bad Fur Day A+

Oh boy. This has it all. Conker's Bad Fur Day is about a bad-mouthed squirrel who got so drunk he got lost and ended up in a mysterious world. Of course through this world, Conker would meet a giant mountain of feces, a giant chicken robot, and a vampire that happens to be Conker's Uncle. This game has some of the best graphics, and everyone has a voice in it. This also was the last game ever made for the N64 so not a lot of people got around to playing it. And parents don't be fooled by this cute squirrel from Diddy Kong Racing, believe me, the appearance is deceiving. Of course, no game gets an A+ without a multi-player mode! This game has just about everything in it's multi-player mode, a First Person Shooter, a racer, and a 3D person 4-player adventure game. This game is amazing, if your 17 or older, buy it! (You wont get away with getting you parents to buy it for you. It has a warning on the front.)

Rating- M (Mature)

Players- 1-4

 

Mario Golf: F

Mmmk... This game sucks. This game is the reason the N64 went down, this is the soul reason that I almost didn't buy any more games for it. I was honestly so depressed after playing this. The first reason this game bombed in my book, is if I wanted to play a complicated game complete with actually doing 3 things every turn, I would've gotten Risk. This game even puts multi-player to shame! I had no fun playing this with my buddies, the only reason I'm bothering to make a review for this game is to warn you all not to play it. Spare yourself the time and money! The only thing this game 'had' going for it was the multi-player, but like I said before, they bombed that too. I have nothing else to say about this sorry excuse for a game.

Rating- E (Everyone)

Players- 1-4

Edited February 26, 2006 by Atarifever

[Famicoman]

That has to be the worst site I have ever seen.

[Atarifever]

That has to be the worst site I have ever seen.

1024515[/snapback]

I'd argue that Ninendo Penguin's N64 site is worse.

I read some more posts; it turns out this guy is only 14. That explains a lot of it.

[sega saturn x]

Yeah I asked him about his age, it was clear after he said he couldn't figure out mischief makers for a year that he was pretty young. And I'm aware this sounds like the pot calling the kettle black.