Can anyone help me out with a graphic?

[Nintendo Penguin]

Hi Everyone,

 

I haven't posted here for a while, because I was taking a little break from video games. Anyway, I have been working on my website, and I need a graphic. I am not especially artistic, and even less so when it comes to creating art on the computer.

 

Here is what I need... we have all seen those stickers on the back of Ford or Chevy trucks that have a little boy (Calvin) pissing on the Ford or Chevy logo. Well, I wanted to get some T-shirts made for the classic gaming expo, and I thought it would real funny if I had a picture of Mario or Luigi Pissing on the xbox. (not trying to offend any xbox fans, its just that my website deals only with nintendo) I can handle inserting a stream of urine and the xbox graphic, but I need a good quality picture of mario or luigi pissing. Ideally this would me done in photoshop or fireworks format so that I can make any minor changes that might be neccessary. (for size and what not)

 

If anyone is good at making graphics or knows where I can find a graphic like this, please let me know. Post here or email me: mark@vintagegamer.net THANKS!!!

 

P.S. Sorry, but I cannot afford to pay the artist, you would be doing this out of the kindness af your heart. However, I will post a big thank you note on my site when we re-uload it in July.

[King Atari]

I don't think such an image exists, so it would have to be done in photoshop. I'd help you here, but I'm no good in this sort of thing either. I'll look around for you, though.

[Opa Opa]

Would Sonic be good enough?

[Nintendo Penguin]

Thanks to all of you for keeping your eyes open. I appreciate it! With Regaurds to the Sonic image... thanks, but I was really hoping for one of the Mario Bros.