Gorfy Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 (edited) Here's an obscure one. Fans of Herschell Gordon Lewis films will get this one... You are the band 'The Big Blast' from the movie 'The BLast-Off Girls'. The object is to get to Col. Sanders for a bucket of fried chicken. Along the way, you'll run into fake cops trying to put a marijuana rap on you, or your favorite manager 'Boojie Baker', who steals all your money when you run into him. For refrence: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061408/ This is a good bad movie. H.G. Lewis rules!!! I'd like to see a videogame based on the "games" from Two Thousand Maniacs, especially if the members of Journey play the roles of the victims Edited February 19, 2011 by Gorfy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.J. Franzman Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 After Jim has been dealt with it's on to level 3...oh, wait. There is no level 3. Obscurity and the end of your career follow. OK, I could go along with "there is no level 3", but what's the obscurity reference about? Jim Croce didn't fade into obscurity, he was right at the top when he died in the plane crash. Maybe today's whippersnappers don't know who he was, but it took a long time to get here from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Ragan Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 How about Yes? It's got the most challenging goal of any video game in history... trying to find meaning in the lyrics of Yes songs! The last boss would be Awaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schizophretard Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Misfits Escape from the London Dungeon. It would be a hack of Berzerk. You have as many lives as there have been members of the Misfits. Your lives will be represented with devilocks and the player will be wearing a devilock. The robots will be changed to skeletons throwing bones and warlocks shooting bolts of lightening out of there hands. Evil Otto would be replaced by the Crimson Ghost. There will be an Easter egg if you attack the Crimson Ghost when your score is 666(any 666. 2666, 10666...). When you attack at 666 he spins around the room and disappears. After he disappears the Berzerk maze becomes an actual maze and you have to find the Crimson Ghost. When you find the Crimson Ghost he will be in a room with his Cyclotrode "X". Your score will be the countdown of the Cyclotrode "X". You must defeat the Crimson Ghost and destroy the Cyclotrode "X" before the clock runs out or it will cause a major electrical short in all Atari systems. If you win it goes to a scene showing the Misfits digging up Marilyn Monroe's body. It will be a hint for the sequel. Misfits: The Search for the Bride of Frankenstein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian O Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 I think if you make a game about Heart, the object of the game should be to help Ann get thin again by having her avoid food that flies at her from all angles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectorGamer Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Blue Oyster Cult: Secret Treaties You first battle scarabs, sheep, cretins and a dominatrix. Then, you get in your ME 262 while avoiding flaming telepaths on your way to battle the Harvester of Eyes. After defeating him, you plunge into the sea to battle the subhuman. Your goal is to reach the Four Winds Bar and battle Desdinova. Defeating him will rescue the girl, take her outside and do it to her on a dirt road. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectorGamer Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 I think if you make a game about Heart, the object of the game should be to help Ann get thin again by having her avoid food that flies at her from all angles. And you can make the food fly from the hands of Sally Struthers with your goal of defeating the former Bunker armed with a machine gun loaded with HydroxyCut pills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorfy Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Blue Oyster Cult: Secret Treaties You first battle scarabs, sheep, cretins and a dominatrix. Then, you get in your ME 262 while avoiding flaming telepaths on your way to battle the Harvester of Eyes. After defeating him, you plunge into the sea to battle the subhuman. Your goal is to reach the Four Winds Bar and battle Desdinova. Defeating him will rescue the girl, take her outside and do it to her on a dirt road. Beautiful. Just like Shatner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Spinal Tap. So many ways to go with this one 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorfy Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Spinal Tap. So many ways to go with this one How 'bout a Mystique-style Sex Farm game? With druids.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectorGamer Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Spinal Tap. So many ways to go with this one How 'bout a Mystique-style Sex Farm game? With druids.... One of the goals of the game should be to rescue the drummer before he dies of spontaneous human combustion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atari Dogs Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Someone already did a graphic hack with Kiss. I don't remember who did it, but they were not able to do the music part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_boy Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 For Spinal Tap, we'll have to introduce a special stage with a tiny Stonehenge in the center and delirious smoke machines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectorGamer Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 For Spinal Tap, we'll have to introduce a special stage with a tiny Stonehenge in the center and delirious smoke machines. You could have the band members navigate their way through a screen full of descending Stonehenges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 (edited) Spinal Tap in: Headliner Hassles (Maze Craze) -get to the stage before the puppet show gets top billing. Drummer's Dilemma (Flag Capture) -get to the stage before you spontaneously combust! The backstage janitor will give you cryptic directions Roadie's Revenge (Adventures of Tron) -jump up to take down the moving stagelights, but watch out for the stonehenges Back Stage Caterer (Pressure Cooker) -David, Nigel, and Derek need food before the show, but they're picky. Make sure to use large bread so they won't have to keep folding it. You wouldn't even have to hack the graphics, just mock up some labels and instructions. Edited February 21, 2011 by toiletunes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pioneer4x4 Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 I think if you make a game about Heart, the object of the game should be to help Ann get thin again by having her avoid food that flies at her from all angles. I was going to say just put their music on Fast Food! (or food fight) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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