NovaXpress #1 Posted November 21, 2006 We all know about Smurfette's wardrobe malfunction, but that's not the end of the list. Intellivision Burger Time: why isn't the chef wearing pants? That's gotta be a health code violation. Cosidering that he's also walking on the food I'm sure the Board of Health had some issues. When he got a new job in a Diner, he still didn't wear any pants. Intellivision Las vegas Poker and Blackjack: the dealer clearly makes the "jerkoff" gesture at me throughout the game. Screw you too, buddy. 5200 Blue Print: If you don't complete the machine in time, you must witness the ultimate horror: watching as your girlfriend is violated from behind by a giant cockroach. Not even Kafka could have come up with this sort of smut. Anything else come to mind? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+remowilliams #2 Posted November 21, 2006 (edited) Who is that guy in Bosconian, and why does he tell me to F*ck Off constantly? Edited November 21, 2006 by remowilliams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vic George 2K3 #3 Posted November 21, 2006 Is this supposed to be humor? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Classic Pac #4 Posted November 21, 2006 If you want to be serious how about the gay sex in Sim Copter PC I think? or the naked fairies in Ring of Power genesis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NE146 #5 Posted November 21, 2006 Who is that guy in Bosconian, and why does he tell me to F*ck Off constantly? Not to mention all the time he's saying A LIE! A LIE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaybird3rd #6 Posted November 22, 2006 Who is that guy in Bosconian, and why does he tell me to F*ck Off constantly? Not to mention all the time he's saying A LIE! A LIE! Heh ... I always thought it was "Alive! Alive!" and "Lock All!". That's got to be one of the worst synthesized game voices ever; it doesn't make sense and sounds like one of those really bad Godzilla voiceover actors. As for obscene classic gaming moments ... I always thought Mario blowing smoke up the monkey's butt in Donkey Kong 3 was a little strange. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Student Driver #7 Posted November 22, 2006 I liked the topless chicks hidden in the windows in the Konami arcade game Jail Break. (Not to mention the hilarious trademark violations of having Superman and Batman hiding in barrels!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Tomlin #8 Posted November 22, 2006 Wasn't there one of those side-scroller fighting games for the NES where there were a couple of "gay leather biker" type guys in the original Japanese version? I think one even had a sex change to become a woman in the US version. And then there's the hamster in the microwave in Maniac Mansion. "Chicken! Fight like a robot!" - Berzerk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bretthorror #9 Posted November 22, 2006 The butts in River City Ransom. God, that game ruled. VC please! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NE146 #10 Posted November 22, 2006 Who is that guy in Bosconian, and why does he tell me to F*ck Off constantly? Not to mention all the time he's saying A LIE! A LIE! Heh ... I always thought it was "Alive! Alive!" and "Lock All!". That's got to be one of the worst synthesized game voices ever; it doesn't make sense and sounds like one of those really bad Godzilla voiceover actors. As for obscene classic gaming moments ... I always thought Mario blowing smoke up the monkey's butt in Donkey Kong 3 was a little strange. Well of course it's supposedly saying "Alert, Alert".. sure as heck doesn't sound that way though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost Soldier #11 Posted November 22, 2006 What about ring kings bjs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kitsune Sniper #12 Posted November 22, 2006 Wasn't there one of those side-scroller fighting games for the NES where there were a couple of "gay leather biker" type guys in the original Japanese version? I think one even had a sex change to become a woman in the US version. And then there's the hamster in the microwave in Maniac Mansion. "Chicken! Fight like a robot!" - Berzerk The Final Fight series on the SNES had no females whatsoever as enemies. The original arcade version had a female named Poison, which was apparently later retconned to be a transvestite. I dunno. The NES one DID have girls, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snorlaxnut #13 Posted November 22, 2006 Wasn't there one of those side-scroller fighting games for the NES where there were a couple of "gay leather biker" type guys in the original Japanese version? I think one even had a sex change to become a woman in the US version. I think that's Streets Of Rage 3 for the Sega Genesis. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streets_of_Rage_3 http://soronline.classicgaming.gamespy.com...3_sor3vsbk3.htm They removed the character for the US and European versions of the game, but you can play as that chracter in the US and European versions by using a Game Genie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrLove0378 #14 Posted November 27, 2006 Who is that guy in Bosconian, and why does he tell me to F*ck Off constantly? I never thought of it that way. I think he's really saying "BLAST OFF." "ALOIT! ALOIT! BATTLE STATIONS! SPY SHIP SIGHTED! CONDITION WED!" Even though the Jakks TV game versions got totally f**ked up, that game still kicks ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrLove0378 #15 Posted November 27, 2006 Worth mentioning is Taito's long-forgotten "Puzznic." The game had an operator-selectable "topless girls" option, which revealed portions of the picture upon completion of each puzzle. I found it to be obscene only because a few of the girls were rather... homely. Where did they find these models -- the truck stop? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad2600 #16 Posted November 27, 2006 Is this supposed to be humor? Who let the prude in? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+remowilliams #17 Posted November 27, 2006 Let's not forget the Accidental Video Game Porn Archive Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Night Driver #18 Posted November 27, 2006 Why is it that when two Combat tanks get, you know- comfortable, they start spinning around and even jump sides of the screen? Ecstasy, Bruce, Ecstacy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zap! #19 Posted July 8, 2009 What about ring kings bjs Was just gonna say that. How the hell did that get by the bosses ata Data East and Nintendo? Was it also in the arcade version? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
retrorussell #20 Posted July 10, 2009 This is a pretty awesome list of video nastiness. http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/nes/naughty.htm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrok #21 Posted July 10, 2009 "Don't cut me, Mick!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zap! #22 Posted July 10, 2009 "Don't cut me, Mick!" What's the official explanation? According to Data East, what is the trainer supposed to be doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mbd30 #23 Posted July 12, 2009 "Don't cut me, Mick!" What's the official explanation? According to Data East, what is the trainer supposed to be doing? Wikipedia says: "The NES/Famicom version of Ring King/Family Boxing created some controversy because the cornermen appears to be performing fellatio on the boxer between rounds. Though the scene was only intended to show the cornermen placing the Foul Cup into the boxer's trunks, the graphical limiations of the NES made the scene appear questionable. This scene is rated 10th on ScrewAttack's "Top Ten Ho Ho Hoes in Gaming." The boxers may also appear to be hugging as they grapple because of the game's poor graphics." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zap! #24 Posted July 12, 2009 "Don't cut me, Mick!" What's the official explanation? According to Data East, what is the trainer supposed to be doing? Wikipedia says: "The NES/Famicom version of Ring King/Family Boxing created some controversy because the cornermen appears to be performing fellatio on the boxer between rounds. Though the scene was only intended to show the cornermen placing the Foul Cup into the boxer's trunks, the graphical limiations of the NES made the scene appear questionable. This scene is rated 10th on ScrewAttack's "Top Ten Ho Ho Hoes in Gaming." The boxers may also appear to be hugging as they grapple because of the game's poor graphics." Thanks for the info. Does anyone have a pic of what it looks like on the arcade or other versions? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mbd30 #25 Posted July 13, 2009 Thanks for the info. Does anyone have a pic of what it looks like on the arcade or other versions? Found it on Youtube: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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