Avoid Tooth Protectors says IGN

[Gregory DG]

Wow, I hope everyone takes this to heart and leaves all the copies of Tooth Protectors to me!

 

As always, there are a few games that are certain to leave a bad taste in your mouth. These unessential games aren't worth your time and could actually upset your stomach. Digest them at your own risk.

 

Avoid the Noid (Commodore 64, PC)

Cubivore (GameCube)

Jaws Unleashed (PC, PS2, Xbox)

Mystique's Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em (Atari 2600)

Pajama Sam 3: You are What You Eat from Your Head to Your Feet (PC)

Tooth Protectors (Atari 2600)

 

http://pc.ign.com/articles/747/747352p2.html

 

[Red 5]

I saw the Beat 'em and Eat 'Em cover and was pretty confused.

 

After reading the article, I would have to definitely agree that Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em isn't exactly an appetizing game.

 

However a little toothpaste can't hurt... especially after playing Beat 'Em.

[Foxsolo2000]

Tooth Protectors was one of those rarities in the Holy Game market that was actually fun to play. Just goes to show some people dont know what they are talking about

[PressureCooker2600]

I liked Avoid the Noid and Jaws Unleashed.

Avoid the Noid rocks....not as good as Yo! Noid for the NES though. I always wanted them to make a sequel for that game.....i luv that darn Noid.

any game that is based on fast food or a fast food mascot has my dolla

 

thats why i went ape-shit when i heard about the Burger King X-Box games

[+atari2600land]

Does that mean nobody at IGN ever brushes their teeth?

[Dusk2600]

Jaws Unleashed (PC, PS2, Xbox)

Mystique's Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em (Atari 2600)

Tooth Protectors (Atari 2600)

 

im down with these games

Edited March 8, 2007 by Dusk2600

[Scumdogg]

I liked Avoid the Noid and Jaws Unleashed.

Avoid the Noid rocks....not as good as Yo! Noid for the NES though. I always wanted them to make a sequel for that game.....i luv that darn Noid.

any game that is based on fast food or a fast food mascot has my dolla

 

thats why i went ape-shit when i heard about the Burger King X-Box games

 

 

Damn right. Yo! Noid is still one of my all time favorite NES games, and those BK games for the 360 have been getting more play at my house than Gears of War. Who says advertising can't be fun?

[A.J. Franzman]

I liked Avoid the Noid and Jaws Unleashed.

Avoid the Noid rocks....not as good as Yo! Noid for the NES though. I always wanted them to make a sequel for that game.....i luv that darn Noid.

any game that is based on fast food or a fast food mascot has my dolla

If you're a fast food mascot fan then I suppose you know why Domino's Pizza stopped using the Noid mascot, ending any possibility of any authorized sequels.

[+atari2600land]

I liked Avoid the Noid and Jaws Unleashed.

Avoid the Noid rocks....not as good as Yo! Noid for the NES though. I always wanted them to make a sequel for that game.....i luv that darn Noid.

any game that is based on fast food or a fast food mascot has my dolla

Then you no doubt should know about an NES game called MC Kids. Guess who's responsible?

[PressureCooker2600]

I liked Avoid the Noid and Jaws Unleashed.

Avoid the Noid rocks....not as good as Yo! Noid for the NES though. I always wanted them to make a sequel for that game.....i luv that darn Noid.

any game that is based on fast food or a fast food mascot has my dolla

Then you no doubt should know about an NES game called MC Kids. Guess who's responsible?

 

Got that game. Love it to death!!!!! Could be best platformer for NES, actually....and i'm being serious

[riffraff]

I liked Avoid the Noid and Jaws Unleashed.

 

hmm just spent 15 minutes (not nearly enough time) searching thru boxes for my "Noid" plush doll. I may not have it anymore, but if I find it I'll let ya know.

[djmips]

Pajama Sam 3: You are What You Eat from Your Head to Your Feet (PC) is on the list? That makes no sense at all. First of all, this is a kids game. Second of all it's actually pretty entertaining even when compared with a lot of bland titles in the history of video games.

 

That's a complete joke.