It's time to rate Cybermorph!
Let's use the No-Swear Gamer Rating Scale, but I'll cross-reference that with the old Atari Explorer Online grading system because I'm feeling nostalgic tonight. And most nights.
HALL OF FAME:
10 ***** GAMING NIRVANA!!! - You have left reality behind... for good.
9 ****+ Unbelieveable GAME!! - Your family notices you're often absent.
8 **** Fantastic Game!! - You can't get enough playtime in on this.
7 ***+ Great Game! - Something to show off to friends or 3DOers.
6 *** Good game - You find yourself playing this from time to time.
5 **+ Ho-hum - If there's nothing else to do, you play this.
4 ** Waste of time - Better to play this than play in traffic.
3 *+ Sucks - Playing in traffic sounds like more fun.
2 * Sucks Badly - You'd rather face an IRS audit than play this.
1 + Forget it - ... but you can't; it's so badly done, it haunts you.
0 - Burn it - Disallow programmer from ever writing games again.
So, Cybermorph, how do you rate it? Hall of Fame? Solid? Meh? Trash?
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August 19th, 23:59:59 UTC.