BassGuitari Posted December 29, 2015 Author Share Posted December 29, 2015 (edited) Video game hell for me....stuck in a small, colorless room, no windows, and only enough light to light the handheld trapped with me. The only handheld I have (with its complete library...) is the Tiger Game.com. (We'll go with the Model I) ...having 20(ish) miserable games...I'd kill myself within...2 hours or so. Could be worse. It could be an R-Zone. Edited December 29, 2015 by BassGuitari Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutsy Doodleheimer Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 I forgot to mention this. The perfect example of video game hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted December 29, 2015 Author Share Posted December 29, 2015 Red Screen Of Death = a fully functional Virtual Boy. Ooh, which reminds me...In Videogame Hell, your face is fused to a Virtual Boy, and those eye-searing red screens are all you will ever see until your eyeballs literally burn themselves out of your new biomechanoid skull. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+save2600 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Lemmings........ I lived through that Amiga addiction from 1991 to 1992. (Thankfully Street Fighter 2 came along) And shortly after Lemmings, got sucked right into another tiny character game: Cannon Fodder! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted December 29, 2015 Author Share Posted December 29, 2015 In Videogame Hell, you get to play all your favorite games...with a controller that has a direction that doesn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Your entire library is "XM mandatory" and all upcoming games are RVGS exclusives. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted December 29, 2015 Author Share Posted December 29, 2015 Your entire library is "XM mandatory" and all upcoming games are RVGS exclusives. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutsy Doodleheimer Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 In Videogame Hell, you get to play all your favorite games...with a controller that has a direction that doesn't work. It would be a non refurbished Atari 5200 controller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Your only game is a bootleg NES title from China: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+wongojack Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 I'm going to say that it would be only being able to play those games they have on an airplane. You know, the "games" they package with the entertainment system and give you the back side of the media remote for a controller. I think I would have to stop playing video games forever if that was all I had. Who programs those things? The airline president's nephew? Some don't work right and others must be intentionally bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eltigro Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 I no longer game online, but when I did, it was a version of hell when I was trying to do so with a crappy connection speed. I could log in. I could move around. But the lag was so bad that I couldn't actually do anything. It was like a tease, the game was right there in front of me, running, but I couldn't actually play it. I consider this similar to the above examples of having a ton of old school zapper/phazer/light gun games (and no other type of game), but the only television available is a modern LCD making all those game unplayable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted December 30, 2015 Author Share Posted December 30, 2015 In Videogame Hell, you are stuck in an elevator with Todd Rodgers and Billy Mitchell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriel Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 You save for eternity to afford an obscenely expensive, extremely well-regarded, and highly collectible system...that only has fighting games and JRPGs. You've got it wrong. That's pretty close to a paradise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bretthorror Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 In Videogame Hell, you are stuck in an elevator with Todd Rodgers and Billy Mitchell. Dude, I shit you not, every single guy in that movie besides Steve Wiebe gives me the damn willies. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Shelling out money for a very expensive game in order to play it, and then the game won't work because of a dirty cart or scratched disc, and nothing fixes it. Getting far in a difficult game and then it glitches out so that you're forced to reset. Getting far in a difficult game and losing your save data. You're about to beat a really hard game and the electricity suddenly goes out. You're normally fantastic at a legendarily difficult game, and want to show off your amazing abilities for friends, but this time you're totally sucking and dying left and right. You try to explain that you're actually good at this, while your friend keeps saying "uh huh, sure you are" in a patronizing manner and patting you on the head. You head into a vintage game store and you're excited to see a wall of NES games, but a closer look reveals that they're all "Top Gun" and "Captain Skyhawk". Shit happens. I can relate to all of those things. Just yesterday I discovered that the low profile battery holder I installed circa 2012 in my MarioRPG broke a connection pin to the motherboard. It's easily fixable with a blob of solder but last time I played I had just made it to Smithy's fortress (final area of the game) and now I will have to start all over again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Your only game is a bootleg NES title from China: Geeeeeez.... that is terrible. I need a brain (and ear) transplant now.... I am now dumber than I was 8 minutes ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyHW Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) Every game and system needs to phone home to work and you have no internet and all the servers are down anyways. Edited December 30, 2015 by BillyHW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schizophretard Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Every game and system needs to phone home to work and you have no internet and all the servers are down anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegadot Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) GameFAQs is the only videogame forum. League of Legends the only community. Hell on earth. Edited December 30, 2015 by omegadot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd30 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 GameFAQs is the only videogame forum. League of Legends the only community. Hell on earth. The Youtube comments section is the only videogame forum, and the only gaming videos on Youtube are "Call of Duty" let's plays. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7800fan Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 You finally find Swordquest: Air World prototype but it had been left out in the sun for years with the EPROM window uncovered so there wasn't a single bit left to dump. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted December 30, 2015 Author Share Posted December 30, 2015 The Youtube comments section is the only videogame forum, and the only gaming videos on Youtube are "Call of Duty" let's plays. My god, that would suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutsy Doodleheimer Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 This thread is not complete without my renditions of "Sammy Classic Nintendo/Sonic Fanboy" and "Mariotehplumber". 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted December 30, 2015 Author Share Posted December 30, 2015 This thread is not complete without my renditions of "Sammy Classic Nintendo/Sonic Fanboy" and "Mariotehplumber". 1451499355775483249002.jpg 1451499387075-340741900.jpg I'm worried about you, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schizophretard Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I'm worried about you, man. I think his art is purdiful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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