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I may not have 25 years of banking experience, but I do know a lot about boxes. Call it boxing experience, if you will. So when it comes to that ataribox, take it from me and my experience with boxes. Those tacos from Jack in the Box are decent for what they are.

 

Oh, now we're on tacos again. Boxity Boxy McBoxface.

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To our friends who have:

 

Joined recently

Have a very low post count

Only post in one thread

Say only positive things about Atari, AtariBox®, SpeakerHat®, and financial holdings of same in the face of overwhelming evidence

 

You're very persuasive and are really turning around the public face of this project.

 

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Im forced to wonder if their presence here is at all due to how quickly this site (if not this very thread) comes up in searches for Atari and Ataribox.

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To be sure- I found this forum while google searching stuff about Atari and their projects. Just like I found the French investment forum that is all about Atari.

 

Here is more news today, more fuel for your fire that Atari can't do anything-

 

https://www.startengine.com/atari-game-partners

 

I see it as future growth in value. :)

 

If you have any play money, I'd say to get in now. Throw mud at me all you want- I'm pretty confident with my assessment of where Atari is headed.

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To be sure- I found this forum while google searching stuff about Atari and their projects. Just like I found the French investment forum that is all about Atari.

 

Here is more news today, more fuel for your fire that Atari can't do anything-

 

https://www.startengine.com/atari-game-partners

 

I see it as future growth in value. :)

 

If you have any play money, I'd say to get in now. Throw mud at me all you want- I'm pretty confident with my assessment of where Atari is headed.

So they're panhandling for scratch to port an old game to a really popular system?

 

Not a terrible idea in and of itself, but it does nothing to indicate they can pull off the Ataribox. If anything, it's a sign they're more interested in projects that might actually happen.

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Has the world gone that far down the tubes that a scheme like that is acceptable? How is that not a complete racquet? Give us $250 or more and we promise to give you a share of the profits which we'll definitely report accurately on and never misrepresent or change terms on you oh loyal fan base who are not at all pitifully easy marks.

 

Do they go like the Pong remake deal and pay you after they pay themselves? Now I'm just sad for these people. If they are somehow not atari employees, who would probably be dumb enough to say the things they're saying, then I weep for the species.

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That kind of crap must have been inspired by their foray into gambling machines. Looking at EAs loot boxes must have told them it's a good idea. I am increasingly convinced these hucksters are just Atari clowns pushing their schemes on these forums because it beat out their own pathetic marketing efforts. It's difficult to envision real unaffiliated people being that openly gullible and happy about it.

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Has the world gone that far down the tubes that a scheme like that is acceptable? How is that not a complete racquet? Give us $250 or more and we promise to give you a share of the profits which we'll definitely report accurately on and never misrepresent or change terms on you oh loyal fan base who are not at all pitifully easy marks.

Do they go like the Pong remake deal and pay you after they pay themselves? Now I'm just sad for these people. If they are somehow not atari employees, who would probably be dumb enough to say the things they're saying, then I weep for the species.

But but but... their numbers are looking so good!! Forget that this screams of desperation-- they look cool!!! #atarilife

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To be sure- I found this forum while google searching stuff about Atari and their projects. Just like I found the French investment forum that is all about Atari.

Odd... usually when I Google Atari, the first few pages are about bankruptcy.

 

Here is more news today, more fuel for your fire that Atari can't do anything-

 

https://www.startengine.com/atari-game-partners

 

 

Wow... that doesn't smack of desperation at all.

 

Ow!

 

Shoot.

 

I'm going to have to go offline for awhile and rest - I sprained my eyes rolling them too hard.

 

 

Oh wait... one more.

 

Todd Shallbetter? Todd Shallbetter what? Todd shall better get a new job?

 

Okay. I'm going now.

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And again, WHAT information do you have that could suggest Atari could launch a console?

 

On Experience, Intuition and Optimism.

 

We had similar success stories with other companies who were declared dead.

About 15-20 years ago nobody would even wanted to have Apple Shares for 50 Cents.

I am not comparing Atari with Apple. I am very sure that Ataris Actions are very limited at the moment.

But with Apple it all began with an MP3 Player.

 

With the correct decisions, steady and succesful business partnerships and a little bit of luck they could become a more and more succesful company.

You all are reducing Atari on the Ataribox and the Speakerhat.

At the moment they are making profit with other things.

 

I feel sorry for your disappointments with failed console projects in the past. Thats why you see the Glass half empty and that is absolutely comprehensible.

Dont blame Atari for the mistakes and failures of other companies.

 

Yes, it looks like Atari has some difficulties with the start. It was not good for their reputation to make an announcement in december and then call it off only 48 hours later.

Thats not professionel at all. The fact that they didnt collect money and bigger Investors are positioning themselves at the stock market for some time now make me confident that they dont have bad intentions and want to build a decent machine.

 

Be more positive. Life is more fun when you smile :)

I hope for us everybody that in one year we are all happy that everything turned out well.

 

While we are talking the stock is going up further more on Quotrix.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=10&v=JwfZqomlPsk

 

What the holy jewel encrusted actual f#@k?? Are they playing a prank?

That video is just creepy. Are they taking direction from a teenage girl's dad now, and using him for a spokesmodel?

 

Irregular Use of Proceeds

We might incur Irregular Use of Proceeds that may include but are not limited to the following over $10,000: Vendor payments and salary made to one's self, a friend or relative; Any expense labeled "Administration Expenses" that is not strictly for administrative purposes; Any expense labeled "Travel and Entertainment"; Any expense that is for the purposes of inter-company debt or back payments.

Whatever the con and the crepsters involved, I'm changing my tune and calling this a community service. They took the joke and made it reality.

 

 

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Which one of our new friends is Todd, and why don't you drop the charade?

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https://kotaku.com/one-of-ataris-newest-games-has-been-unplayable-for-near-1759703497

One Of Atari's Newest Games Has Been Unplayable For Nearly Five Months

Patrick Klepek
2/17/16 3:00pmFiled to: MINIMUM

Minimum, a stylish online shooter, has been mysteriously offline since September 2015. 141 days later, there’s still no word on when it’ll be playable again, and the game’s publisher, Atari, can’t say when that might change. Minimum was originally created by TimeGate Studios, but the developer eventually went under. Later, Atari and Human Head Studios jointly took over. If players try to boot up the game right now, here’s what Steam says: Everything got weird last September, when an otherwise innocuous update on Steam suggested there would be a brief interruption for players: We are anticipating some disruption with our Account/Server system, which may affect user ability to login to the game over the next few days. We are working to resolve this as quickly as possible. We will update as soon as additional information is available.

A couple of days became a couple of weeks. In early October, Atari admitted a key piece of middleware was discontinued, “effectively disabling the game for the time being.” The game was removed from sale, and players were told there was “a plan in place to fix this issue.” It was supposed to be a brief downtime: We will need a few weeks to get this implemented, but the result is a Minimum game experience that is more flexible, more stable, and just as much fun. We are aware there is lots of concern and discussion in the community. We are hearing these voices and we are doing everything we can to get the game back up as quickly as we can. Thanks again for your patience, and stay tuned as we get more visibility into details, timing, and feature tweaks.

As the year went on, nothing changed. The game remained offline. Tick, tock. The game’s previous developer, Human Head, told me they stopped working on the game in February 2015, long before Minimum’s servers went dark. On December 10, Atari announced a new developer had been brought on board to get Minimum “back up and running.” The company said it was able to play games internally, apparently a signal of progress. The new deadline? Early 2016. Again, we truly appreciate your patience as we work through the process of rebuilding the Account and Server structure for Minimum. We understand this is an inconvenience, and we are working as quickly as possible to get everything resolved.

Mid-February would seem to qualify as “early 2016,” yet there’s been no update to Minimum fans about what’s happened to the game they paid for.
When contacted for comment, Atari COO Todd Shallbetter told me the company hoped to have an update in the “coming week.”

“The initial scope of work has been completed,” said Shallbetter, “but there are still a few complications that have resulted from the deep integration of the server middleware. We’re doing our best to get an optimal experience back up and running for our users, and will continue to support the Minimum game and community.”

That’s not exactly an answer, and it’s not clear when Minimum will be online.
“We halted sales as soon as the server issues arose,” said Shallbetter. “With that said, at a $10 price point, we feel we are delivering a great value for this excellent shooter.”

Uh huh.

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On Experience, Intuition and Optimism.

 

We had similar success stories with other companies who were declared dead.

About 15-20 years ago nobody would even wanted to have Apple Shares for 50 Cents.

I am not comparing Atari with Apple. I am very sure that Ataris Actions are very limited at the moment.

But with Apple it all began with an MP3 Player.

 

With the correct decisions, steady and succesful business partnerships and a little bit of luck they could become a more and more succesful company.

You all are reducing Atari on the Ataribox and the Speakerhat.

At the moment they are making profit with other things.

 

I feel sorry for your disappointments with failed console projects in the past. Thats why you see the Glass half empty and that is absolutely comprehensible.

Dont blame Atari for the mistakes and failures of other companies.

 

Yes, it looks like Atari has some difficulties with the start. It was not good for their reputation to make an announcement in december and then call it off only 48 hours later.

Thats not professionel at all. The fact that they didnt collect money and bigger Investors are positioning themselves at the stock market for some time now make me confident that they dont have bad intentions and want to build a decent machine.

 

Be more positive. Life is more fun when you smile :)

I hope for us everybody that in one year we are all happy that everything turned out well.

 

While we are talking the stock is going up further more on Quotrix.

So yet another peddling hopes and dreams, with nothing of substance.

 

We agree that Atari made a bad call in December. We disagree that this console is a worthwhile endeavor in the first place. Frankly, if they gave up on the idea, that would be the best sign in my mind that they were making smart decisions. As it stands, I'm convinced the Ataribox is the end result of ten French guys asking themselves "How can we make money on something other than t-shirts?"

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https://d19j0qt0x55bap.cloudfront.net/production/startups/atari-game-partners/documents/offering_details/Atari_Offering_Doc_V2.pdf

 

Read the above terms of their latest sketchy money grab if you're having trouble sleeping. It is beyond debate now that they truly believe anyone out in the world with any affinity for the Atari brand is a complete knuckle dragging idiot. What's also pretty clear are the conversations they must have in their office about the idiots who will lap up anything they put out there if it says Atari. This is also confirmed by some of our various friends recent posts whether they be genuine or fraudulently presented as being from actual fans.

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https://d19j0qt0x55bap.cloudfront.net/production/startups/atari-game-partners/documents/offering_details/Atari_Offering_Doc_V2.pdf

 

Read the above terms of their latest sketchy money grab if you're having trouble sleeping. It is beyond debate now that they truly believe anyone out in the world with any affinity for the Atari brand is a complete knuckle dragging idiot. What's also pretty clear are the conversations they must have in their office about the idiots who will lap up anything they put out there if it says Atari. This is also confirmed by some of our various friends recent posts whether they be genuine or fraudulently presented as being from actual fans.

I mean, if this doesn't instill confidence in the new Atari, I don't know what would.
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https://d19j0qt0x55bap.cloudfront.net/production/startups/atari-game-partners/documents/offering_details/Atari_Offering_Doc_V2.pdf

 

Read the above terms of their latest sketchy money grab if you're having trouble sleeping. It is beyond debate now that they truly believe anyone out in the world with any affinity for the Atari brand is a complete knuckle dragging idiot. What's also pretty clear are the conversations they must have in their office about the idiots who will lap up anything they put out there if it says Atari. This is also confirmed by some of our various friends recent posts whether they be genuine or fraudulently presented as being from actual fans.

I've heard of people considering their Kickstarter backing as "investments," which they are not -- they're charity and nothing except the promised rewards will come back to you.

 

This thing at StartEngine is different. It seems like managing who gets what would have a lot more overhead and regulation. Maybe it does, deep in the PDF you posted (which I'll stick here "just in case" Atari_Offering_Doc_V2.pdf) Maybe it's a money-laundering scheme or something, I lack the sophistication to understand such financial treachery.

 

Here's some of the language from the campaign "investment" pitch, quoted for ease of access and perhaps preservation if they decide to make it disappear. Note that the minimum ante is $250, which is a lot more than the usual "price of the game" from a Kickstarter. Sure, it's not like a $100,000 a plate fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago, but still ...

 

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I mean, if this doesn't instill confidence in the new Atari, I don't know what would.

Dude, but they really want that to happen! Also Apple did good after making some mistakes, so clearly Atari is a great company that is absolutely NOT engaging in shady investment deals.

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About 15-20 years ago nobody would even wanted to have Apple Shares for 50 Cents.

I am not comparing Atari with Apple. I am very sure that Ataris Actions are very limited at the moment.

But with Apple it all began with an MP3 Player.

 

Nnnnnno.

 

First - Apple's shares were never devalued that much. Their lowest ever value was $11 per share in 1982. They've never been in the dumper like 50¢ penny stock - even when they were on the verge of going under. I know - I bought their stock around 20 years ago. The stock has split multiple times over the years, most recently as a 7-1 split in 2014. So you have to look at the unadjusted figures to see the actual values.

 

Second - you are comparing Atari with Apple, or you wouldn't have mentioned it. Apple was never bought and sold, or filed for bankruptcy, or decimated to being just a small catalog of obsolete IPs, or reduced to a handful of employees. Apple never stopped shipping products. They certainly haven't always shipped good ones. But they never stopped.

 

Third - Apple's resurgence began with Apple buying NeXT, returning Steve Jobs to the company. Then, it took them years to rebuild the reputation of the company, under a core group of incredibly talented designers and engineers, led by a visionary who had co-founded the company in the first place and held his employees to excruciatingly rigorous standards. Under Jobs, Apple refined their product line (which had become a horrible, disjointed mess), and produced numerous consumer-friendly, visually appealing and genuinely usable personal computers, using clever and effective mass marketing campaigns to gain a foothold in a market where they had previously become all-but-irrelevant. Then they came out with iTunes which would serve as the supporting ecosystem for the iPod, which followed months later. The iPod succeeded because of the groundwork Apple had been laying for years. They had already rebuilt their reputation for solving problems with elegant consumer-friendly products. The iPod was the right product at the right time, because it was an elegant solution for a very fractured, disjointed market that nobody had really figured out yet. Same with the iPhone - only more so. But Apple had the engineers and the leadership and experience to do it. Atari has none of that.

 

They have Speaker Hats.

 

That somebody else made.

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