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#26 Ed in SoDak OFFLINE  

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Posted Thu Mar 1, 2018 2:31 AM

Mission accomplished, here I sit waiting for Sandy to ask the TI for help. She says it's cheating! :?  So I sez to her, well, how come it's OK when I offer a suggestion myself? But that's different, she declares.

 

I still say a couple bucks a day to Zuckerberg that he don't need adds up. Maybe I'll run it in stealth mode. What she don't know won't hurt me! :grin:  JK, honey!



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Posted Thu Mar 1, 2018 9:47 AM

Mission accomplished, here I sit waiting for Sandy to ask the TI for help. She says it's cheating! :?  So I sez to her, well, how come it's OK when I offer a suggestion myself? But that's different, she declares.

Yeah, there's some weird buffer between male and female speak that I haven't wrapped my head around yet. And that's nearly 28 years of marriage thus far.

Here's a cut/paste from my facebook status just a few days ago to illustrate...


Daniela: You're being a poopie head.
Me: I'm being a shit head?
Daniela: That's not what I said.

 



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Posted Thu Mar 1, 2018 10:23 AM

Yeah, there's some weird buffer between male and female speak that I haven't wrapped my head around yet. And that's nearly 28 years of marriage thus far.

Here's a cut/paste from my facebook status just a few days ago to illustrate...
 

 

With women, many guys have learned to factor for 'emotional weight' attached to the word as well as the severity of facial expression and vocal inflection along with the specific usage of the word.

 

This would make a fascinating study for an Artificial Intelligence project.



#29 Ed in SoDak OFFLINE  

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Posted Thu Mar 1, 2018 10:34 AM

Any woman: "Mister Omega, are you implying my intelligence is artificial? WELL!:)

 

Besides, we already have such a device.

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Posted Thu Mar 1, 2018 10:44 AM

Any woman: "Mister Omega, are you implying my intelligence is artificial? WELL!:)

 

Besides, we already have such a device.

-Ed

 

OH YEAH!  This one is true too!  Selective hearing combined with selective INTERPRETATION leading to an emotional outburst when the subject wrongly assumes intent based on their own faulty comprehension.



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Posted Thu Mar 1, 2018 10:50 AM

...adding to my previous response...

 

Any attempt to clarify or explain 'true meaning' will just trip the 'what do you think I stupid' switch or the 'you think I'm wrong' switch leading to.... incidents too varied to describe. 



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Posted Sat Mar 3, 2018 4:09 AM

Mine always follows a simple fault tree:

 

Is something wrong?

               Yes. Is it my husband's fault?

                                 Yes. Castigate him.

                                  No. Is it My fault?

                                                 No. Blame it on husband and castigate him.

                                                 Yes. Go to No.

                No. Find something to blame on husband and castigate him.


Edited by Ksarul, Sat Mar 3, 2018 4:12 AM.


#33 digdugnate OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Mar 3, 2018 6:23 AM

the ol' Kobayashi Maru.  ;)



#34 Ed in SoDak OFFLINE  

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Posted Sun Mar 4, 2018 1:38 AM

100 REM RUN DAILY

110 If castigate then obsfucate else placate

120 If castigate=>evil eye then ameliorate  else dinner + movie

130 on error then couch :: call wait :: call morning :: goto 110






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